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darthbluesky.bsky.social • 144 days ago

second prize
two days

Reposted from Molly Shah

Ngl I kinda wanna win.

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arielgordon.bsky.social•144 days ago

Why is the falcon’s expression screaming “help”? I didn’t know birds could do that.

mithras.bsky.social•144 days ago

I signed up under the name "Roland Deschain".

tommytimp.bsky.social•144 days ago

Climax is RFK saws off the bird's head and Jr. shorts coke off RFK's massive boneur

marktmancini.bsky.social•144 days ago

designrecursion.bsky.social•144 days ago

Darth, do you get dinner at Peter Lugers after the falconry and maybe pick up a dead bear off the side of the road in between?

mbkplus.bsky.social•144 days ago

Come for the coke, stay for the whale juice

pnutsmama.bsky.social•144 days ago

(ear plugs not included)

jbminn.bsky.social•144 days ago

third prize
six days + a bowel obstruction

ikycat.bsky.social•144 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

stevebuchheit.bsky.social•144 days ago

Third place, it's just them, no falcons.

jcrist.bsky.social•144 days ago

Hang on now; I get a falcon AND I get BOTH of these yutz's within arm's reach? NGL, don't mind if I do.

michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social•144 days ago

if the falcons are going to attack them...i'd watch that

dieseldog97.bsky.social•144 days ago

bobstarr.xyz•144 days ago

Came here for a falconer reference. Well done.

nickcharles.bsky.social•144 days ago

If I win, can I give the prize to Dick Cheney? No reason.

ikycat.bsky.social•144 days ago

second prize
a date with kimmy

apearlma.bsky.social•144 days ago

the funniest thing can happen if dick cheney wins 1st prize darth

hipstersasquatch.bsky.social•144 days ago

How can we make Dick Cheney the winner? Because THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN.

benmffowler.bsky.social•144 days ago

Third prize?

jimwhitegnv.bsky.social•144 days ago

They think the idea is to eat the falcon, don’t they darth?

eeeeeeruck.bsky.social•144 days ago

What they don’t say is the winner is the prey

bluefrommagioh.bsky.social•143 days ago

will take place at Falcon Crust.

caliredandgreen.bsky.social•144 days ago

Second prize: a set of Trump steak knives!

Third prize is, Junior’s fired

c0nc0rdance.bsky.social•144 days ago

All the whale and bear sausage you can eat, darth!

titanwolf.bsky.social•144 days ago

Be careful, I hear those meats can give you brain worms

waynechow.bsky.social•144 days ago

Third prize: the meat raffle prize, consisting of whatever these dicks hit with their cars on the way to the aviary.

schwajohn.bsky.social•143 days ago

holy what the fuck that's in my zip code! somebody has to help me figure out where exactly this is happening

2xaught7.bsky.social•144 days ago

48 hours, no sleep.

hylen26.bsky.social•144 days ago

Exactly.

Third prize? You don't want to know.

tomeck.bsky.social•144 days ago

I'll pass. Don't need my brains turning to mush and my IQ dropping to the level of a braindead redneck

frankd7.bsky.social•143 days ago

Third prize: decapitated whale carcass and a pair of Trump gold sneakers.

extramom.bsky.social•144 days ago

Do they eat the bird when it’s over? Do they cook it first- since the first answer is obviously yes

beaglebets.bsky.social•144 days ago

but darth, what if makes you eat whatever the falcon brings back?

caliredandgreen.bsky.social•144 days ago

Hope you like duck or pigeon?

leastactionhero.bsky.social•143 days ago

ok but hear me out

billstewart.bsky.social•144 days ago

Spend even one day with a bunch of horrible people
watching them kill mammals for fun?
Nah, leaving that to Dick Cheney, as other posters have suggested.

dakall.bsky.social•144 days ago

Falcon and the Snowman?

banjo99.bsky.social•144 days ago

Day 3, stump sitting (w/ Don Jr. only)

danielsand.bsky.social•144 days ago

Third prize: Jr cooks you his roadkill burger.

chuff.bsky.social•144 days ago

Okay, but these guys have a proven track record when it comes to animals…

sudhof.me•144 days ago

Fried Falcon is on the menu?

cornanon.bsky.social•144 days ago

Gotta admit that I wish they’d go hunting with a Cheney. 🌽😹🌽

rtm.bsky.social•144 days ago

Darth, I'm putting together an Oceans 11 team to steal/rescue the falcon. You in?

ironbound.bsky.social•144 days ago

Is there a chance the falcon attacks DJTJ’s stupid face because if so I’m in

afternooncoffee.bsky.social•143 days ago

How embarrassed would that falcon be if he knew who his dad was? Or is that the face of a conservative bird?

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