Kash Patel took a gamble on that fart - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

goodtrouble121234.bsky.social•3 days ago

Somebody should teach crazy eyes how to tie a tie🤷🏻‍♀️

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thereplicator.bsky.social•2 days ago

And get a better fitted suit. He looks like he’s wearing his dad’s clothes….

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extendedmetaphor.bsky.social•3 days ago

He always looks like he's scared shitless, is taking a shit, or just took one but has clogged the toilet and can't think of a way out of this mess.

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tetrispuzzle.bsky.social•3 days ago

100%.

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sadworld.bsky.social•3 days ago

Or that coke

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nokingsinamerica.bsky.social•3 days ago

Dude looks like he just railed a fat caterpillar gagger of snow.

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grumpy0ldman84.bsky.social•3 days ago

😆

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radical-leftist-mo.bsky.social•3 days ago

He looks coked out of his mind

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trumpwho.bsky.social•2 days ago

His facial expression suggests “wait, do farts have lumps???”

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dargster.bsky.social•3 days ago

… and lost. He’s just realised he’s expelled an environmental disaster, seconds before it hits those nearest to him.

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roughcustomer.bsky.social•3 days ago

But not his own.

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mnmama1976.bsky.social•3 days ago

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alloutof-bubblegum.bsky.social•3 days ago

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rhymeafterrhyme.bsky.social•3 days ago

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lorimcg.bsky.social•3 days ago

Eyes like that are a psychopathic trait.

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radiofreedurango.bsky.social•3 days ago

Maybe he's not used to ketamine yet?

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ryanburchett.bsky.social•3 days ago

Looks like he's plotting murder. That dude is super creepy.

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1061lv.bsky.social•3 days ago

This guy should be fired!

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gimplifeporvida.bsky.social•3 days ago

Turd "person" farted?

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mojumi.bsky.social•3 days ago

when you think it will be silent but deadly, but instead you follow through....

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pistolpuppy.bsky.social•3 days ago

This dude’s face makes me wanna overdose again

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gaylordthek9.bsky.social•3 days ago

He has that look doesn't he 😂

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blackstonejn.bsky.social•3 days ago

🎵You gotta know when to hold ‘em🎶

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troublemakersup.bsky.social•3 days ago

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thekasey.bsky.social•3 days ago

What’s wrong with him he always looks crazy crazy

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radiofreejulia.bsky.social•3 days ago

Drugs.

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maquisard2.bsky.social•3 days ago

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bluekraig.bsky.social•3 days ago

Seriously, is he testing new eyes?

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realmovieev.bsky.social•3 days ago

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gunnie0752.bsky.social•3 days ago

Thank you! I never laughed so much

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beta-ray-bill.bsky.social•3 days ago

And lost

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jessicatg2005.bsky.social•3 days ago

He’s brown, why hasn’t he been deported?

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quesadilla79.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hes wearing a remote controlled butt plug like the chess master

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amnesiatron.bsky.social•3 days ago

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amybee69.bsky.social•3 days ago

This guy is jacked on cocaine.

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fratboyamy.bsky.social•3 days ago

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eviejeebie.bsky.social•3 days ago

😆😆😆

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bostonsmaaht.bsky.social•3 days ago

With all the crazy a good laugh was desperately needed. Thank you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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songtansally.bsky.social•3 days ago

And then you realize there are people sitting on the floor next to your seat (face-to-shart level!) recording the hearing🤣🤣🤣

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belish.bsky.social•2 days ago

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gili92107.bsky.social•3 days ago

He sharted. 😝

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bighanzee.bsky.social•2 days ago

Lmao, that's funny

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lindaliveyourlife.bsky.social•3 days ago

And the hits keep coming! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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leeloo-foxx.bsky.social•3 days ago

this is why i always say never trust a fart

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wokeaf247.bsky.social•3 days ago

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jonathanmlewis.bsky.social•3 days ago

"Am i committing perjury?"

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mrweeney.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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paulburnswriter.bsky.social•3 days ago

Someone should have straightened his tie for him. It makes him look even crazier.

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youranonsec.bsky.social•3 days ago

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dragonsandy.bsky.social•2 days ago

It’s like having a squirrel w distemper that’s in the Trump cult-head of our FBI

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theresistanceco.bsky.social•2 days ago

Oops, I sharted again!

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leo-atreides.bsky.social•3 days ago

Stone Cold Jane Austen you put the actual laughter in me l that takes effort I haven't made that ha sound in ages. Every fucking single time i see Kash Patel I think shat his pant and is hoping no one notices. I can't even..🤣😜😂

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windowtothesoull.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hahaha

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sooner61.bsky.social•2 days ago

Think trump buzzed his electronic butt plug

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jimmy2x2x.bsky.social•3 days ago

Looks like it really knocked him for a loop

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psvrh.bsky.social•3 days ago

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jozienty.bsky.social•3 days ago

That’s what I love about @bsky.app All the humor that seasons the outrage!

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gtgnow.bsky.social•3 days ago

Omg I am laughing out loud at so many threads tonight.

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jbmanitoba.bsky.social•3 days ago

😂😂😂😂 thanks for the laugh

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heykarri.bsky.social•3 days ago

resting shart face

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manateefritters.bsky.social•3 days ago

WTF???

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cognitiveimagry.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is shart face

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screaminglife.bsky.social•3 days ago

Shart

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imagardener.bsky.social•2 days ago

*chef's kiss*

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actualfactuallady.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m telling you the Trump admin has some of the scariest looking people.

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sforgosh.bsky.social•3 days ago

That is the look you make when you’re not sure if you can trust the fart and you find out you couldn’t.

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bijal-shah.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣🤣🤣....or soiled his pants.

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thegall.bsky.social•3 days ago

This seems to be his expression in every pic I've seen. Is he okay?

Rhetorical question. Yet not? Idek anymore.

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thechroniccrow.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤭 one well-placed red S it is 😁

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queenstout.bsky.social•3 days ago

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natbat71.bsky.social•3 days ago

It obviously didn't pay off 😳💩😳💩

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kentessa.bsky.social•3 days ago

And here I thought he was just c0ked up. 😂

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fraziberry.bsky.social•3 days ago

Cocaine

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goodtroublesue.bsky.social•3 days ago

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sachiamaragiri.bsky.social•3 days ago

Current FBI and CIA operatives

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sachiamaragiri.bsky.social•3 days ago

Kockeyed Krook.

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staggerlee60.bsky.social•3 days ago

He's trying sooo hard to not let his eyes cross. Stupid SOB.

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sueshoes8.bsky.social•3 days ago

We know what a great investigator this guy will be🤣🤣🤣

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tossedferatu113.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣& obviously lost!!!!🤣

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randy-randy1.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣

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balletnana.bsky.social•3 days ago

😂🤣😂🤣

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evan-tuality.bsky.social•2 days ago

Fart Office Building

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hippiequaker.bsky.social•2 days ago

If that wasn't a wet fart, there ain't a cow in Texas!

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yoeykat.bsky.social•3 days ago

Ka$h Patel can't hold the KRAZY

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notmypresidentever.bsky.social•3 days ago

I don't know aby thing about cocaibe but my guess is this guy's had too much.

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mraik.bsky.social•3 days ago

“I always feel like someone is watching me.” caption for pic. Song playing.

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ossioss.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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paige9999.bsky.social•3 days ago

No one gives “surprise anal face” more convincingly

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acehannarules.bsky.social•1 day ago

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pamober3.bsky.social•3 days ago

Omg I don’t think I’ve read a single post of yours that hasn’t made me crack up. You’re my favorite. 😂😂😂

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simptwistersoul.bsky.social•3 days ago

Why does he always look like he just snorted a few lines of coke?

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laurenhilary.bsky.social•3 days ago

He’s a disaster

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florida-0921.bsky.social•3 days ago

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corbot.bsky.social•3 days ago

He lost that bet.

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louisev1.bsky.social•3 days ago

Someone earlier said he always looks like he just saw a Babadook. That looks like a shart tho.

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robniser78.bsky.social•2 days ago

😳🤮😂

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pbsniagara.bsky.social•2 days ago

Kash Patel realizing he’s the asshole he’s supposed to protect the nation from.

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josepere.bsky.social•3 days ago

He is scary!

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flaneurdujour-aley.bsky.social•3 days ago

He's crazy

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rockhead52.bsky.social•3 days ago

Kash reacts to his first crisis.

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nightshiftxtech.bsky.social•3 days ago

Kash Patel is messing his perfect job. A tree ornament swinging from a tree branch.

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honestweighman.bsky.social•3 days ago

Wonder if he has hyperthyroidism, hence the protruding eyes???

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jem360.bsky.social•3 days ago

He looks like he's on crack all the time

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ramfdt.bsky.social•3 days ago

He probably is .

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jonvg.bsky.social•3 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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americanheathen.bsky.social•3 days ago

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lanna-mick.bsky.social•3 days ago

He looks like he 'followed through' !

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direnekoloji.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/bluewavesurfer.bsky.social/post/3llcjc3evfs2s

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kylecbruno.bsky.social•2 days ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cABZfkRcQ6A&t=1m04s

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jameybilyeu27.bsky.social•3 days ago

Fucking squirrel looking motherfucker, is always jacked.

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mn-sol-shine.bsky.social•3 days ago

LOLOL 😂

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thirdeyeerisian.bsky.social•3 days ago

He always looks like he just snorted a huge line of coke and was surprised at how strong it was.

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davwin1974.bsky.social•3 days ago

no, he just constantly sits on his testicles.

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deathtongue24.bsky.social•3 days ago

Did he get into Elmo's stash of K?

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el-enoc.bsky.social•3 days ago

Spach kashel

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trexshortarmkiller.bsky.social•3 days ago

Surprise Butt Sex!!!

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carsrule.bsky.social•2 days ago

He's just in deep thoughts about who he's going to screw over next.

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drbigbeef.bsky.social•3 days ago

And lost.
Mightily

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lonestargooner.bsky.social•3 days ago

My guy is coked out of his skin…

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pepevalencia.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yeah…that never pays..😀

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samashh.bsky.social•3 days ago

How is this guy the head of FBI?

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1sorefoot.bsky.social•3 days ago

"Clean up" on Senate floor (sorry, don't know what aisle it was)

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laverneousdonkler.bsky.social•3 days ago

“I am so fucking high right now!,Qhy did Impartynwith Hegseth and Kavanaugh? And who is Quee?”

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otho32.bsky.social•3 days ago

Never trust a fart. NEVER!

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bencritchlow.bsky.social•3 days ago

Maybe he ate "Ethnic" Food.

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eastcoaster21.bsky.social•3 days ago

I’m gonna have to fake it so I look like I know what am doing

Share you on own caption of what is going through this unqualified persons mind. Haha.

Russia and China are going to do something bad and it’s gonna be easy. I’m fearful

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