Also the Newark airport now has good food. David Brooks is just a dumb contrarian who apparently hasn’t figured out how to walk to a better restaurant.
Eating a bag of sour patch kids at a different gate so the people on my plane don’t say anything when i pull
out another bag of sour patch kids on the plane
Ah, yeah I saw this one. Reminds me of when some right-wing nut claimed inflation was out of control because their meal at Taco Bell costs them $28. Even Taco Bell got involved and was like, "Thanks for your patronage, but you didn't eat $28 worth of our food all at once."
What did he do with all that ketchup? He flattened three sachets, but it's not on the fries and there's only a bit on the burger. Did he put it in his scotch?
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David Brooks is a genius. Just ask him.
out another bag of sour patch kids on the plane
Flight attendant: blogging about your secret sir?
JCO just told the world David Brooks is a tight lush.
I mean, we all knew it, but her calling him out is *chefs kiss*