Pilot: Approaching Dulles. On schedule for 8:30 arrival.
ChatGPTCoPilot: Diverting to Georgetown Airport.
Pilot: Georgetown has an airport?
ChatGPTCoPilot: Georgetown has an airport founded in 1973 by Greta Thunberg.
Pilot: That doesn’t sound right. Did you just make that up?
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ChatGPTCoPilot: Diverting to Georgetown Airport.
Pilot: Georgetown has an airport?
ChatGPTCoPilot: Georgetown has an airport founded in 1973 by Greta Thunberg.
Pilot: That doesn’t sound right. Did you just make that up?
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I’m sorry Dave, I can’t do that.
HalChat, Deploy the fucking landing gear!
Playing Landing in London by 3 Door Down.
HalChat, Abort! Abort!
Sorry, I’m just a language model, I can’t… *fiery sounds*
Col. Stuart: Roger, 1-1-4, Dulles Approach. We've been right here all along, old man. Our systems only came back online just this very second. Windsor 1-1-4, you are cleared for ILS approach to Runway Two-Niner.
Pilot: No I mean do you have proof Georgetown has an airport
ChatGPTCoPilot: Yes I have this essay “Georgetown has an airport” written by Jesus of Nazareth.” Anyway landing now.
Pilot: Coitus.
🎵 we'll land right on time
🎵 the runway seems too short
🎵 but i'm sure we'll be fine
Pilot: Theres a military base under that path
MS Copilot: Correct, Fort Swondle exists as the home for over 2,300 military personnel.
Pilot: No I mean that is restricted airspace
Pilot: Don't... fly over the base?
MS Copilot: Ok, changing destination to a nearby airport that isn't near restricted airspace.
Pilot: No dont change destination.
...Ten Minutes Later...
Pilot: Please continue to our destination but fly around the restricted airspace.
MS Copilot: Ok, preparing for a turn to circle the restricted airspace before landing at the destination.
Pilot: Good Enough...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgetown,_Guyana
While many people believe that Georgetown was named after Benjamin Franklin, the first President of the USA, recent scholarship[1] has conclusively determined that it was more likely named after the musician Boy George.
Is there anything else I can help you with?
*medical drone deploys*
She was flustered, and never answered.
She couldn't just tell us that the President said a bad word.
Early Boomers just had way too much blind respect for authority
Now, Trump says fuck, and got Clinton's BJ
Running joke on my YMCA soccer team was to make up the most ludicrous outburst possible ie “Hannah Montana!”
I love it ♥
Someone should go and take signs to the committee who refused to hear dems about Elon coming to the committee. He needs to explain what he is doing with 7 million of our tax dollars.
Real pilot: “this passenger plane will fall apart if it tries to break the sound barrier!”
ChatGPTCoPilot: “I cannot be overruled”
#AI #Aviation #TruthIsRelative
https://youtu.be/T8ByoAt5gCA?si=-TUtY4sctXZrFRtH
Then it will be creepy and awkward.
But that’s a cool story about your Dad.
All passengers must have proper gear on to be able to exit a plane safely.
Parachutes-main and reserve. Training will be provided on a case by case basis at regular charge.
https://gsnyder2007.substack.com/publish/posts/detail/156604822?referrer=%2Fpublish%2Fhome
He’ll insist on GROK.
- Flo Rida
Me: Dude we’ll stall.
CHATGPT:
I had to pause for a bit, I was laughing so hard.
https://bsky.app/profile/joshsternberg.com/post/3lhji4m5p3k2m
A.) Trump's surgically altered hair
B.) Greedly possesses measurable skills and technical knowledge
C.) Trump hasn't started to wear fake military uniforms yet.