Team Leader: Tiger One through Six are you in position
Tiger One: All are a go lead
Pete Hegseth: God go with you boys
Brent: Susan?
Tiger Two: Tango is crossing the souk. He has four bodyguards. All appear to be armed. Lots of civilians
Team Leader: wait comms are compromised
/1
Tiger One: All are a go lead
Pete Hegseth: God go with you boys
Brent: Susan?
Tiger Two: Tango is crossing the souk. He has four bodyguards. All appear to be armed. Lots of civilians
Team Leader: wait comms are compromised
/1
Comments
Can't wait...
Brent: Jesus Susan just tell me if you want Mexican or sushi
Hegseth: don't worry team leader that's just Mike Walz
Tiger Four: shit a tango has eyes on me I think I am made
Walz: that's not me I don't eat Mexicans
Brent: Susan what the fuck
Hegseth: Oh wait Don Jr. is that you?
Penelope Hegseth: Peter? Peter are you texting me on this special app?
Tiger Five: actually I'm half Mexican but I was assured it was not an issue
Tiger Four: I am made they are walking towards me two more coming through west entrance they have AKs
Team Lead: abort abort regroup and sound off
Walz: I don't have anything against Mexicans exactly
Tiger Five: oh thanks
Walz: I thought we could finally not be held prisoner by DEI
Brent: Jesus Susan okay I will give you choices if you don't want Mexican: sushi, KFC, or the salad place
Tiger Four: need evac
Tiger Five: two of my grandparents are Canadian
Team Leader: All fall back all fall back
Tiger Three: more tangos more tangos pickup approaching all with AKs
Pete Hegseth: oh wow 17 you sound really mature for your age
Brent: or you could even like fucking COOK Susan
Pete Hegseth: sorry wrong thread
Tiger five: actually I'm 32
Gabbard: can’t talk, Bashar is blowing me up with calls
Tiger Three: we’re blown, need immediate evac
Hegseth: I said Blanton’s, not Maker’s Mark
☠️☠️☠️☠️
Pete Hegseth: team leader team leader opsec sitrep pdq
Waltz: women should embrace their traditional and natural role of cooking Brent I agree
Team Leader: abort abort return to positions and report we are blown
(but also I could see him being this incompetent sober, too)
[Editor's Note: A bandoneon is a musical instrument created by letting a typewriter mate with a set of bagpipes.]
Mike Waltz is a National Security Advisor/Florida man.
18 yr old hs senior: Fam, I know I’ve told you I was planning to join the military upon graduation. I have changed my mind now bc I think even if I become the best soldier I could ever be, I may die bc of the SecDef’s/NST’s ineptitude.
Family: Thank God! Tears of joy.
As an American, I won’t EVER fight a billionaires manufactured war.
I will go to Leavenworth first!
https://whimsysoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/WhimsySoul-leavenworth-303-1536x1024.jpg
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/signal-group-chat-attack-plans-hegseth-goldberg/682176/?gift=A0n-OJmdA77I0xI8cqjGg8Qf5xnQLPY3cil9CbEao54&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share
Even if his genes are watered down a bit.
Not all USA are compliant.
Needs a few more to get ornery!
Well played.
-as far as I know
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Three_Stooges_%282000_film%29?wprov=sfla1
Hegseth: We are good on OPSEC.
Unclassified.