None of them are, which is why I spent a significant amount of time in 2024 assuring my wife that she looks great after she told me how fat she looks in our ring camera.
Could the camera be more of a fisheye lens? Didn't the manufacturers watch Homestar Runner? They sang about the positives and dangers of the fisheye lens.
Well, Wilmer, I'm sorry indeed to lose you. But I want you to know I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, it's possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon.
I used to absentmindedly lock my daughter out of the house while she was playing in the yard or riding her bike. I now have a solid collection of distorted doorbell camera photos for just the right occasion!
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Unless that's a net positive.
living in a fisheye lens
approaches the unreal
Well, Wilmer, I'm sorry indeed to lose you. But I want you to know I couldn't be fonder of you if you were my own son. But, well, if you lose a son, it's possible to get another. There's only one Maltese Falcon.
Then saw who posted it.
LOL!!
Do you smell burnt toast too?
That's Andy Thiccter's doorbell camera, alright.
Slightly.
So you takeses yer pickses, ya knucklehead.