(senate hearing bernie voice) they put magneton in A tier - ThreadSky

captain-ventris.itch.io•5 days ago

“Do you agree with these fuck lists?”

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ubergoose.bsky.social•5 days ago

Bernie, elaborating: “It’s made of metal, and there are NO HOLES, this is an embarrassment to the American people”

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tsumibito13.bsky.social•5 days ago

Some other Senator, interuppting: now wait just a minute Senator Sanders. Please consider

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ezgames69.bsky.social•5 days ago

Rock Smash is very effective on Magneton to be fair.

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refreshingtime.bsky.social•5 days ago

fuh those of you who are not familiar, A tier is the top ten puhcent. S tier is the top one puhcent of the one puhcent

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makeitsnow.bsky.social•5 days ago

blumenthal: WILL YOU COMMIT TO ENDING FINNEON

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dansbadsky.bsky.social•5 days ago

I want to hear Bernie say "Bulbasaur" one time

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dansbadsky.bsky.social•5 days ago

Give me him speaking for 2 minutes on why he's the best gen 1 starter

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lacroixboi.bsky.social•5 days ago

bulbasoah

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timprice.bsky.social•5 days ago

Bernie would definitely rhyme Tangela with Angela

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mugofglop.bsky.social•5 days ago

You just *know* that Rand Paul is horny for Geodude.

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hillenjoyer.bsky.social•5 days ago

yes or no, do you support these onesies (onesie with a pokemon on it that has been too fuckable for children)

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leyawn.bsky.social•5 days ago

TRUMP: Mewtwo. Now that's a fantastic looking Pokemon. He comes up to me, and he's one of the strongest, best looking Pokemon we've got, way better looking than disgusting Mr. Mime by the way. And he says President Trump,

REPORTER: So you've seen the list.

TRUMP: I don't know anything about that.

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dankeevy.bsky.social•5 days ago

"He comes up to me, tears in his eyes, saying something about how he's never tried harder to read something and be unable to even see it."

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dbrown44.bsky.social•5 days ago

"WASHINGTON, DC–In a surprise reversal, President Clinton announced Monday that Badtz-Maru is “probably” his favorite Sanrio character. “Badtz-Maru is a very mischievous little penguin,” Clinton said. “I love it when he rolls his eyes and sticks out his tongue." https://theonion.com/clinton-says-badtz-maru-may-be-his-favorite-sanrio-char-1819565384/

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teruh.bsky.social•5 days ago

Obligatory:

https://youtu.be/UkEs5HeMpig

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bullwark.bsky.social•5 days ago

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escmike.bsky.social•5 days ago

this made me take off my glasses and walk around the room

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btg.bsky.social•5 days ago

"Pikachu is a dirty rat and a disgrace"

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feelslike98.bsky.social•5 days ago

Trump paid money to fuck this rabbit in Russia.

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tylerontheinternet.bsky.social•5 days ago

the pee tape? no, the P(okemon) tape

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ifight4them.bsky.social•5 days ago

Oh no. It's broken containment.

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shrubx.bsky.social•5 days ago

SHAPIRO: Hypothetically, Lets say, for the sake of the argument, we put Vaporeon in A tier.

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junlper.beer•5 days ago

lmfao

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maniacalz.bsky.social•5 days ago

This is expertly crafted

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kneejerkreactions.bsky.social•5 days ago

Went to look up the Stephen A. Smith Charizard clip and learned this man is going to interview Ben Shapiro

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madebyzombies.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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pullahoko.bsky.social•5 days ago

Sleepy Giovanni, that's what I call him. Has no idea how to run an organization. I would have stolen every Pokemon in the world by now. People know this.

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kittycowboy.bsky.social•5 days ago

Everyone knows it. You know it. I know it.

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bart403.bsky.social•5 days ago

Stephan A. Smith: now everyone is talking about Squirttle, but of course we still have Ekkens

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catalano25.bsky.social•5 days ago

Reporter: so about signalgate....

Trump: vaporean is just an average pokemon. I dont even know vaporeon. Does she learn signal beam? Some say she does but I wouldn't know because she's not breedable to me. Looks nothing like my daughter Ivanka

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resipsamanicure.bsky.social•5 days ago

BREAKING: The Department of Defense has removed hundreds of webpages cataloguing the achievements of servicemembers from Generation II or later, in apparent implementation of President Trump’s executive order “Restoring America’s Original 151”

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