Trump is already folding and Canada hasn't even turned off the lights yet. He's nothing more than a 7-Eleven hotdog that's been sitting in that turny thing all week.
Having survived a Canada Goose attack...I concur, happened while I was living in OH, and accidentally walked too close to their nest while cutting thru the park on my way home from a friend's.
"Fighting" is a little misleading... we got someone to go there and drop off a bottle of booze every now and again to say in the friendliest way, "This is our rock, thank you very much!"
They were also the originators of what is now the special forces in the US. FSSF, headed up by Canadian force, trained and deployed to Italy. Originally planned for guerilla tactics in Norway. US trained by them in Montana. My dad was deployed with them. Google them, Devils Brigade.
Canada ❤️ Denmark. Denmark would leave schnapps, Canada would leave Canadian Club. Since 2023, we *share* Hans Island because we are civilized adults, not toddlers. Also, this means we share a border with the EU....
While Greenland is a part of Denmark, and Denmark is a part of the EU, Greenland is not part of the EU. Since Hans Ø belongs to Greenland, the border on Hans Ø is not a border to the EU.
I’ll bring a bottle of Rød Aalborg (any Dane will tell that is the most vile, weapons grade snaps around). You bring the worst Canada has to offer. See you at that frozen rock. Gloves off, elbows up!
Ok, now you're scaring me with the Aalborg stuff. You were ok with the Elbows Up phrase except once you take a hit, it doesn't matter if you're wearing gloves or not.
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Well, I stocked up on like 11 lbs or 5 kilos of Justin's Peanut Butter before the tariffs. However, I will still buy their PB exclusively even after I run out. I will keep them going with PB sales alone. Doing my part.
I lived in Ohio once, right under the Canada Goose migration flyway. One of the birds decided to lighten the load & hit my car with a huge 💩 on a day when I had no windscreen-washer fluid left in the reservoir to wash it off. All I could do was pull over and 🤣🤣🤣
Coke had a bottling plant on Newfoundland but in 1991 decided to pull out and import Coke from the mainland. Newfoundlanders didn't like this and they have a long memory. That's why there is support for Pepsi and why you'll rarely find Coca Cola anywhere. Canadians are masters at holding a grudg
Yes! I admire a people who can hold a grudge! I have a grudge closet that I open and look at often. Revenge is sweet! Oh, Canada! I'd move there if I could.
He regretted it the same day he did it. This fight won't end. They will have to hide his burial site from us because we will dig him up, pull his sweater over his head and have at er.
By now, how could there be anyone left in the world that doesn't understand that Trump always threatens and never follows through? It worked for him, before he was really famous, because sometimes people backed down. But now, how stupid would you have to be to fold to such a known pathetic weakling?
You know, I just read today that Canada is the largest external supplier of toilet paper to the U.S., followed distantly by China, and then Mexico. Hmmmm.
We're polite and the booze swap with the Danes is a great example. But there's a darker side, and let's just say it's not a coincidence that Wolverine is a Canadian berzerker:
I don’t wear socks to do it.. I wear flip flops! I don’t even put on my parka till it drops below -36! Fleecies forever! Same temperature where we might let recess be held indoors for kindergarten to Grade 3 because kids are generally stupid to each other and lose their mittens!
A couple of weeks ago, a neighbour was out in heavy snow using his snowblower. He was only wearing shorts, hoodie, and running shoes. No socks or gloves. Canada eh'
🍊💩🐒 is a man who thinks he's stronger than everyone else. The reality is quite the opposite. The Canadians, and everyone else he's running up against, will kick his ass. And he'll fold like a cheap card table. He is all talk. Don't forget it.
Fighting with Canada over the truly minuscule amount of Fentanyl coming from there is just ridiculous. I have no evidence for this but I think Trump never got over the photos that circulated of Ivanka and Melania looking adoringly at the handsome Trudeau. His ego is very fragile.
We have entered the World Wars early, before the USA. Our men and woman are fierce fighters and we are free. This is an example of a man from Canada is WW2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFf1UfVa8Lc
We Canadians are pretty easygoing folks. But we hate bullies and we won’t be backed into a corner.
Read up on Vimy Ridge, Juno Beach, Ortona, Kapyong and the Medak Pocket if you want to know what we’re capable of when our backs are up against the wall.
It is important to note that gifts of Canadian Whisky were left for them each time we "conquered" it.
Also, the Danes would leave a bottle of "snaps (akvavit)" each time they re-conquered it.
Canadians are the strongest people I have ever met. Behind the warm, friendly smile is a back bone of pure steel. They will not bend, If we're not careful, they may pay us a return visit and burn down the capitol again though. If they do, I hope It's during a SOTU 🤪💙💙💙❤️
We Canadians are petty as fuck, and can hold a grudge like nobody's business. It will be generations before many of us see America as we did just a few short months ago.
Why would any Canadian ever consider becoming part of the US? I mean, an individual might have a reason to move here, family, job etc. But for the whole country?😵💫
The Orange Ogre has no idea about poking the Bear known as Canada. I grew up there and don’t fuck with them - they are way smarter and way, way heartier than the weakling simps who worship at the feet of the New Hitler.
Do you even realize who is on our side and will come to our aid??? 1. The entire European Union. 2. The UK and entire commonwealth 3. Japan South Korea and all other Asian nations (prob not China)….
It'd still be on, just not as great (remember Texas grid issues?) We supply accessory power as their grid isn't sufficient & interestingly I heard they get it cheaper then we're charged for it in Canada. Maybe if we stop supplying them our cost would drop. Or maybe we should stop subsidizing them?
Oh no I was talking about some Canadians going down and sabotaging the power grid. They can't defend a 5,000km border that we already have 800,000 on the other side, 240,000 Ukrainians there that he's pissed off and 78,000,000 sympathizers.
They are boxed in from the north, the south and within.
Although the UX and Europe had their sabotage & spy school here in WW2, doesn't mean we are going to do that to the UX. America does that to themselves already. They need no help from us. They spend so much effort training & brainwashing their citizens to be mercenairies from early childhood.
I agree. I'm just waxing philosophical. Canada will do whatever it takes to protect our sovereignty and democracy, but we wouldn't likely have to do much, nobody likes bullies, traitors, rapists, wannabe dictators etc.
Actually we removed the canadian flag (🇨🇦), put a danish flag (🇩🇰) and a bottle of Gammel Dansk Bitter (Old danish bitter) instead. When Canada retaliated, they switched flags, and placed a bottle of canadian whiskey instead. This went on for thirty odd years.
We made the peace in 2022 🇩🇰🇨🇦👍
To be fair, tangerine doesn’t know American history either. Or any history for that matter. Unfortunately, a big portion of my fellow Americans either never learned history either or completely forgot it. So, it’ll repeat itself. God help us all.
Somehow I don't think they'll be putting the bourbon back in the stores. They know he'll just change the game again as soon as he feels like it. I think he might be getting spooked that he's crashing the stock market.
Hell Americans lost their minds over a bud light sponsor of a trans person.
Then went back to drinking it
A 2 weeks later forgetting why they threw a hissy fit.
Highly doubt they will remember they started this trade war.
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But it was good to be reminded of the Whisky War's excellent resolution. I wish we could all learn to settle such disputes so amicably. 🇨🇦🇩🇰🥃
On the other hand, very badass even if it was sick.
Peace treaty was signed in 2022...
This is how civilized societies argue.
We're all being bullied by an emperor with no clothes, with #ElonIsaNazi thinking he can rule the world.
It was called the Whiskey War.
Did I get the hockey slang right?
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A beautiful rock
The best rock you’ll find!
https://youtu.be/_OzbmriDgQc?si=J59OLXe2QLRMxu31
The Canada Goose won the battle!
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/mar/05/canada-goose-bald-eagle-political-symbolism
I lived in Ohio once, right under the Canada Goose migration flyway. One of the birds decided to lighten the load & hit my car with a huge 💩 on a day when I had no windscreen-washer fluid left in the reservoir to wash it off. All I could do was pull over and 🤣🤣🤣
Here's some of the best from our local Triffids https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nX_vAKNMK5BVU8HFWf7NJ6HeP__VMJ-g0&si=iUz-UUbskoxEH9Ta
Forever.
No more Heinz for this household.
I love my Coca-Cola and I don’t know that I could do what Newfoundland did, but I admire the gumption.
If/when I get to visit Newfoundland, I will suffer through abiding by local customs and choke down the Pepsi.
IMO 🥰🔥💙
https://youtu.be/0230d9mp5WY?si=yuWuvtb0lpzbk3UT
Bonus thing to know about us: We shovel our driveways in t-shirts & shorts in the dead of winter.
I guess I'll tolerate it soon. Possible around the turn of the next century 🤞
Read up on Vimy Ridge, Juno Beach, Ortona, Kapyong and the Medak Pocket if you want to know what we’re capable of when our backs are up against the wall.
#ElbowsUp #CanadaStrong #No51State #Canada
Can’t find any info on that, can you elaborate?
https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/the-forgotten-ferocity-of-canadas-soldiers-in-the-great-war
Now we have a land border with Europe, that will probably come in phenomenally handy very soon.
Also, the Danes would leave a bottle of "snaps (akvavit)" each time they re-conquered it.
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They may be slow to anger, but stupid is the turd bear that does not fear or understand the rage of an angry Canadian.
Plus, lots of Americans are on their side. ...
Don't fuck with us.
The only country who is going to fold is America.
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Never give up, Canada.
As an American, I'm so sorry we have done this to you... and ourselves.
Karma will be catastrophic for the United States.
Our unraveling is just beginning.
The rest of the world: oh those loveable stamps.
*Canada during WW2*
The rest of the world: oh... no... we need to make international laws about war crimes now...
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They are boxed in from the north, the south and within.
We made the peace in 2022 🇩🇰🇨🇦👍
[Hint: it's impressive]
Trump doesn’t know our history.
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He obviously doesn’t know our history when we are forced to fight.
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And deservedly so.
I like the sound of that much better than any war Trump is gonna cause
I could actually contribute to the war effort 😜
https://bsky.app/profile/divinediscontent.bsky.social/post/3ljqlhm2i7c2l
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Finnemore%27s_Double_Acts
Then went back to drinking it
A 2 weeks later forgetting why they threw a hissy fit.
Highly doubt they will remember they started this trade war.
I stand with Canada.