But you can bet the ass kissers around him are laughing like hell at his lame jokes. Somebody needs to slap him upside the head and tell his dumbass: You're not funny Mother f*****!
The flies are having sex in the lightbulb. It's not about tightening the bulb. They are small enough to fit in a lightbulb so that parts basically funny but the second part isn't...
He’s truly convinced himself that the only reason people could think he’s not funny is for political reasons. Ironically enough, I find that to be quite hysterical….literally
He’s a fucking dork. That’s the whole problem here honestly. He knows he needs to suck up to power because nobody can stand being around him because he’s a tool
Hello Brian, you've shown public support for Destiny in the past. Now that he's been outed as a predator that shares sex tapes and records sexual encounters without the consent of those involved will you publicly denounce him, or do you think predators have their space in left media?
The dude is the biggest cry baby who will take away ppl verification when they argue with him, yet he is calling the left as ppl who cant take a joke xD least i can lvl my own path of exile 2 account without botting
I know he’s not Canadian, but does anyone else visualize Terrance and Phillip every time they read a Musk Quote? I think it just because they each have the same stupid beady eyes.
Imagine being the richest human in existence and needing to spend $44 billion to buy the validation that only fake friends on the internet can provide.
This whole situation we are in feels unreal. A man with the wealth to end world hunger or just finance child cancer research or help all veterans to have a home is now our Crazy ‘Sieg Hitler’ adviser….. I feel like in a crazy movie
Which actually means he is absolutely miserable. Truly happy people don't see the world the way he does. It doesn't absolve him of anything but I believe we are dealing with a hurt/empty many billionsaire.
I have tried to get anyone on the left with a bigger platform to talk with me for some very important intel about what the right wingers/foreign actors are doing on YT before the inaug.Success rate 0.Maybe after someone would randomly stumble upon my post and dm me.Promise no contact if u say no
How many rich billionaire oligarchs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Elon: "That's not funny, you're banned from Twitter."
Me: I was never on Twitter in the first place. Oh, and the answer is none. They'll just enslave an entire generation to get them to change the lightbulb.
If Trump told them that lightbulbs were edible, most of them would be gullible enough to start chowing down on a 60-watt soft white. Because that's what they are soft and white.
They are little boys who have always been weird assholes avenging tiny slights throughout their lives.
They’re too arrogant to realize that you need respect and admiration to be the big boy on the playground.
No matter how much power they amass, nobody will like or respect creepy jerks.
Mock them.
Someone said long ago, there should be psychological testing when running for any high office. Certainly there is testing for things like sociopathy psychopathy all personality disorders, yet we all know at least one sociopath in our lives as they’re everywhere.
to the point where he's said that he refuses to get therapy because he's a "real man (tm)". The world will burn because the richest man on earth refuses to moderate his deteriorating mental health and horrific worldviews.
I watched a short interview with Elon‘s brother. He said that with Elon‘s autism, he was born without empathy. At times, he has to explain to him a situation where care should be shown to someone. Does anyone know if this is true he says his brain doesn’t have that Empathy gene I believe?
There are 2 types of empathy. People on the spectrum lack cognitive empathy—the ability to read the room. They usually have lots of affective empathy-the ability to feel other’s pain. But Elon is a narcissist, so he doesn’t have any type of empathy. Narcs usually have a great deal of… 1/?
Cognitive empathy, but lack affective empathy. Narcs are dangerous because they understand emotions and so know how to manipulate and control people. With Elon, the narcissism makes he do heartless loathsome things due to lack of affective empathy, but people hate him because he lacks the.. 2/?
Cognitive empathy that narcs typically use to manipulate people into loving them in spite of the awful things they do. Instead Elon has to use money or brute force, which doesn’t work as well to control. Or he has to glom onto a narcissist like Trump. IMO this is why Elon needs Trump more….3/?
There is no empathy gene, but there is a genetic variant on a gene that affects empathy in women, and it is believed that women can genetically pass this on to their children. Early experiences and social interactions also affect empathy, and Musk had a turbulent childhood.
Thank you that explains quite a bit. So all these gene variants are passed on through generations and I guess that’s why things never change. It’s not like we can make some people better. In some cases there wouldn’t be any hope of that.
It's Elon being a sociopath.
My autistic coworker (we're carpenters) is empathetic and understands other emotions and why it happens because he too has feelings. Now he can't read a social situation to save his life and often says or does socially awkward stuff, but not out seig heiling his Ubers.
There are different types of autism as well. I’ve just found the latest subject I want to research. With his brother saying that it makes me wonder because he did say we love each other and he seemed to have a deep understanding of his brother.
There are vastly different types of autism. My partner is a teacher of special education and has been for years. She's never had a student who's stim was nazi and white power hand gestures. Also he is aware of what he is doing and he does know it's wrong. He finds it funny.
As someone who's on the spectrum, I get pissed when he says he has it. I think it's BS to get a "get out of jail free" card when he gets called on his dirt bag behavior.
Yeah, but a neighbor child that is constantly showing up and ringing the doorbell incessantly, even when you’ve said your kids aren’t home. Then they want to tell you a joke. That kind of child.
.22 long rifle ammo, usually a 55 grain hollow point, is the standard professional round of choice. Quiet, effective and efficient with less splatter. Recommend a double-tap for certainty. And no civilians are hurt.
It's a twisted world we live in. I'm down. Let's laugh, because hell, tomorrow it could all end. I'm not too far away from Yellowstone Park. The world's largest caldera is underneath it & is 40,000 years overdue to erupt. It goes, we all go & this failed experiment of life is over.
I visited a friend who works with a wolf rescue, and it was beautiful, but the same day, a guy jumped into a hot spring with clear warning signs and was unalived very fast.
I love this. Living in the outskirts of Seattle, I see a lot of mushrooms. I stare at my imminent demise every day the clouds aren't covering Mt. Rainer or the Cascadia fault.
It'd be viable. We just need someone with more brain power & logistical sense to lead it, coupled with someone with the military know how & strategy chops to make it happen & not get everyone killed.
I think a lot of what happens next depends on the military and the intelligence agencies. If they surrender to the oligarchy as easily as our other institutions and leaders have, we’re pretty much fucked. The whole world is.
Let us rise above division and distractions. Staying focused on our country and uniting the bottom is essential. To falter now would be a final and futile mistake. The time to act is now—together, we can build a future rooted in solidarity, hope, and action.
We were told that AI or enemy operatives would be among us, working to distract us from the truth and our goal of taking back our country. As the unnamed would say, 'Piss in the pot or get out!'
You need to stop your hypocrisy, blame-shifting, and whataboutism because we don’t have time for any of it. If you don’t, you can watch as everyone is taken away, and when they come for you, there will be no one left to stand by your side.
You can't unite with people whose very existence in power is attributed to them being purposely divisive. Rage farming is what got them elected. Creating division is what got them elected. It's like punching someone in the face and then immediately asking them why the two of you just can't get along
Let us rise above division and distractions. Staying focused on our country and uniting the bottom is essential. To falter now would be a final and futile mistake. The time to act is now—together, we can build a future rooted in solidarity, hope, and action.
Again. When the other side does not even recognize you as the same species as them. Views you as sub-human, there is no ground to build a foundation of understanding on.
There's this thing called scroll...scroll by things you don't want to read or see. I do it all the time instead of complaining on everything I don't like.
Both my old pastor and my former Kempo instructor used to tell me, Andrew, you don’t have to fight EVERY time… but when a Cambodian woman gets harassed on the street, or an Indian girl on the bus or a gay dude is facing 5 on 1 odds I can’t help it.
Your profile is lovely and we’re on the same side.
I think it's actually important to test our own convictions and worldview. I don't think what I did was "attacking" you, I said you hurt your baby boo boo brain, if that constitutes an attack then I can tell you haven't been on the internet for a very long time lol.
Because ignoring this problem isn't going to make it any better and I don't want the only political voices that are actually speaking out on the subject to be told "I don't want to see it"
You're giving the "platforming is bad" argument. I disagree wholeheartedly. If we fail to address challenges as they arise they will go unaddressed. If you're not strong enough to handle the negativity then back out of politics. The political sphere is this way now, this is reality.
How does Elon screw in a light bulb? He makes another light bulb with a bayonet fitting, calls it a "glo-ball", tells you it's revolutionary, asks for money upfront. then takes 5yrs to deliver it, whereupon it bursts into flames but makes light ... I guess?
Money doesn’t make you smart.
Money doesn’t make you funny.
Money doesn’t make you classy.
Money doesn’t make you handsome.
Money doesn’t make you compassionate.
etcetera
etcetera
etcetera
The faster you go, the sooner you reach……the end.
His time will come.
It always does with people like this…
Probably not. If his time was coming, shouldn’t DJT’s time have already come? The Waltons? Mitch McConnell? The list goes on for awful people who never suffer any consequences for being awful. Money makes you powerful and that is all those people care about.
To be fair, DJT has had multiple assassination attempts on his life.
Everyone else on your list lays more low than Elon. Normally I would think that the public backlash would eventually get to him but between the drugs and the echo chambers, who knows.
There’s a lot that has happened between 2024 and 2025 that feel like a fever dream or a bad trip but I’m pretty certain those attempts hit this timeline.
At least until it starts making the Mandela effect buzzfeed articles in a few years. 😂
Johnson is a slimy bastard who was the legal mind behind the EC vote counting challenge in 2020. He should be forced out on constitutional grounds if not for the Robert’s court
I seriously think he thinks he’s really funny, in a very high IQ kind of way. He has total 0 self awareness and has no idea what he really sounds like. I know he doesn’t care, but man, he sounds so dumb.
Both is my guess. Psychosis is one of the side effects of Ketamine abuse, along with impulsive/erratic behaviour.
Musk is a self solving problem, but it's going to be ugly and bad while we wait for the end. And a bit sad. He did some great things before he lost his shit.
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Q: How many Rotarians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 5. One to change the bulb, and four to put up the commemorative plaque.
He cracks his royal self up. 🙄
MAGA base is always hungry. They feed on the hate that these people keep throwing them.
what an exhausting way to live.
Wonder if he falls into the New birthrights or DEI hires
Elon: "That's not funny, you're banned from Twitter."
Me: I was never on Twitter in the first place. Oh, and the answer is none. They'll just enslave an entire generation to get them to change the lightbulb.
i think you know the answer to this one.
They’re too arrogant to realize that you need respect and admiration to be the big boy on the playground.
No matter how much power they amass, nobody will like or respect creepy jerks.
Mock them.
And it's not fake.
These men have certifiable, diagnosable psychological disorders. BIG ones.
Musk this prayer is for you!! 😊😘
My autistic coworker (we're carpenters) is empathetic and understands other emotions and why it happens because he too has feelings. Now he can't read a social situation to save his life and often says or does socially awkward stuff, but not out seig heiling his Ubers.
I don't think these jokes lack empathy, they are just odd and unfunny. Having an odd or different sense of humor can be related to autism.
Can he have more?
I hope the answer is yes!
https://youtu.be/j9iy0JumkyE?si=0_NtyznZkRcPYFIq
Calling him insane gives him an excuse to continue being a piece of shit.
What he's doing is calculated.
None, he is too busy screwing the country (you name the country and it will probably be true), Tesla, and X.
#ElonMuskJokes
It's not funny, but I bet it'll be damn effective on him.
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one, but he did it twice to make sure.
The Unifier takes a step forward. The Unjust Man takes two steps back.
"We must come together," says the Unjust Man.
Trump's is not much higher.
Trump's IQ is definitely 2-figure, poss as low as 70.
I found it all makes sense remembering this when watching them.
eg.
Too many to count…
What could possibly go wrong.
At any rate, he sucks at comedy.
If I wanted to see it I’d be on Xitter.
Seriously, BTC I’ll mute you.
I will challenge both evil and bullshit almost every time I see it.
But you do you, babe. ☸️
Your profile is lovely and we’re on the same side.
Here's help since you're sensitive: Settings > Moderation > Muted Words & Tags, add whatever words you like.
BTC, and I love him, is selling a product. I am a customer. I am giving him customer feedback.
Go finger-wag elsewhither.
But hey, have a great weekend. We'll agree to disagree. :)
Fortunately there’s a place in our big tent even for weak sisters.
Why are you so angry?
None of us on this site is ignoring what’s going on.
We’re all aware we’re stuffed in an elevator. We don’t have to tolerate someone farting in it.
Money doesn’t make you funny.
Money doesn’t make you classy.
Money doesn’t make you handsome.
Money doesn’t make you compassionate.
etcetera
etcetera
etcetera
The faster you go, the sooner you reach……the end.
His time will come.
It always does with people like this…
Everyone else on your list lays more low than Elon. Normally I would think that the public backlash would eventually get to him but between the drugs and the echo chambers, who knows.
At least until it starts making the Mandela effect buzzfeed articles in a few years. 😂
The biggest one it’ll never make you happy. You don’t see him smile very often.
None: They just have to convince the Orange Jabba the Hut that Biden installed it, and he will change it for them.
It’s been a long time since I used that word but it’s so appropriate.
Musk is a self solving problem, but it's going to be ugly and bad while we wait for the end. And a bit sad. He did some great things before he lost his shit.