gritty live-action 'rudolph the red-nosed reindeer' reboot when. thinking vin diesel as santa, the rock as the head elf and jason statham as yukon cornelius. and sure, it can be part of the 'fast' cinematic universe somehow.
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The backstory on Rudolph's nose: One day, young Rudy inadvertently got a sniff of some nose candy his deadbeat dad left lying around. He and his family were then shunned by the "respectable" reindeer types who didn't associate with "those people".
On a dark and foggy night/there was a reindeer with a nose so bright/he could light the way for Santa and his flyin sleigh/and all the other reindeers followed him along the way/and every single one of them had this to say:
Is this… is this not the plot for the new Santa movie that’s coming out? I haven’t seen the trailer in like 2 months but it’s sounding REALLY familiar…
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On a dark and foggy night/there was a reindeer with a nose so bright/he could light the way for Santa and his flyin sleigh/and all the other reindeers followed him along the way/and every single one of them had this to say:
https://youtu.be/uFJz2IMUeDE?si=owOsDQN8vYVyzMqy
the rock has been mentioned, kevin hart as an elf