mans should be born vasectomized and when they want to have babby they just puncture the tip like a Krazy Glue tube - ThreadSky

dly.bsky.social • 183 days ago

mans should be born vasectomized and when they want to have babby they just puncture the tip like a Krazy Glue tube

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craigpsutton.bsky.social•183 days ago

Then when you finally get to have sex again in a year, you find it's all dried up on the inside 😢

dly.bsky.social•183 days ago

not my problem!!!!!!!! you take care of your own bits

craigpsutton.bsky.social•183 days ago

Thus polyamory was invented

charleskinbote.bsky.social•183 days ago

what about if the penis needed to be snapped like a glow-stick instead

dly.bsky.social•183 days ago

all ideas are welcome, we are just at the brainstorming phase

charleskinbote.bsky.social•183 days ago

testicles could be designed like those disposable hand-warmers - not functional until you start the chemical reaction

damnitjanet.bsky.social•183 days ago

After a few turns you gotta start rolling up the balls or it's gonna get all wasted and clogged in there

dly.bsky.social•183 days ago

☠️

gojirademonstah.bsky.social•183 days ago

That would make a Vas Deferens.

pisscauldron.bsky.social•177 days ago

d this is just circumcision 🤣

deeks549.bsky.social•183 days ago

Obvs

epi-nymph.bsky.social•183 days ago

And you gotta be SURE you want it because once you open it, its gonna dry out before you can try a second time, sorry whoops you only got one shot do not miss this chance to blow

turbojerry.bsky.social•183 days ago

genius

brickmahoney.bsky.social•183 days ago

lulz wait

ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social•183 days ago

they should calling it rizzing the tip and then get to go around yelling ITS BABBY TIIIIIIIME

dly.bsky.social•183 days ago

meghan, absolutely. these directions will be printed on the packaged

jelliclealexander.bsky.social•183 days ago

why did I open this app rn I was just chilling 💀

dly.bsky.social•183 days ago

your first mistake

llobrow.bsky.social•183 days ago

can I get a star shaped hole, like one of those playdoh molds

dly.bsky.social•183 days ago

aww that's so brat

llobrow.bsky.social•183 days ago

I can also use it to decorate a cake

dly.bsky.social•183 days ago

The Great British Jerking Show

llobrow.bsky.social•183 days ago

[Paul Hollywood tries to shake my hand]

almost done, Paul

josie.zone•183 days ago

Couldn't agree more

james.tarnation.lol•183 days ago

it could be like a bris but the hopeful mother does it with a ceremonial piston gun

dly.bsky.social•183 days ago

i see you've already had the same idea

james.tarnation.lol•183 days ago

would you believe me if i told you i’ve had a few ideas before

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