wat I find fascinating is that little Muskie spends so much time on twitter rather than doing any of his jobs...possibly why he's been doing none of them well. I suppose twitter was bought so he could pour spiteful/ludicrous balm on his exceptionally thin skin
Imagine owning an entire social media site where everyone is obligated to see your tweets, and you're still this pathetic reply guy who tries to one-up the joke.
He is so butthurt. And scared. These men are cowardly bullies and nothing more. The women are “pick me” women who think they have a seat at the table when they’re just being used for optics. And in ushas case, front line reconnaissance.
Usha Vance is a beard for her flaming bisexual husband and was probably fetishizing white men as spouses bc she noticed they got special treatment. A lot of Republican women are morons though, who don't realize them having an education and/or career is thanks to socialism not capitalism.
All these guys are terrible at both making and taking jokes it's the origin story of most of them either they get mocked successfully on TV like Trump or they fail to break into Hollywood like Shapiro. In Elon's case it's both being mocked and also desperately validation that he's funny.
We aren’t wasting matches on you, we are protesting causing your sales to plummet to zero. Still MAGAs are doing Insurance Fraud to get out of the high depreciation and unreliable Teslas
His entire life has been based on plagiary and stolen ideas. He is a small scared person who messes up when his drug affected ego pushes him out front to perform.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U HIRE A KETAMINE ADDICT IN CHARGE OF DOGE A HEROIN ADDICT AS SECRETARY of HEALTH AN ALCOHOLIC IN CHARGE OF OUR NATIONAL DEFENSE, AN ANTI IMMIGRATION WHITE CHRISTIAN NOTZI EXTREMIST IS DEPUTY CHIEF OF STAFF & A RUSSIAN SYMPATHIZER IN CHARGE of NATIONAL INTELLIGENCE 🤡s
if you don’t have the common sense to get that’s bollocks, and don’t have the intelligence to bing it before reposting, you just prove what everybody already knows. he’s unfit to make decisions
It wouldn’t surprise me if Musk was behind the vandalism. I can see him committing insurance fraud. He’s one of the dummest assholes and other idiots give him credit for being a genius 🙄🙄🙄
Man you can always tell a Europeans post by the way they say leftist 🤣🤣🤣🤣 people in America don’t have any idea what the hell your talking about🤣🤣🤣we can’t Read🤣🤣🤣so we don’t know a lefty from a righty🤣🤣
I am far from a supporter of Musk, but it's incredibly obvious that he's just playing into the bit here. Dude wasn't gaslit to believe he did something that he didn't actually do to such an obvious scale. Like, c'mon, be realistic. You all make me look stupid by association.
Out of all the cool cyberpunk CEO-controlled dystopias we could've got, we get the one controlled by a CEO with 0 real interest in doing anything cool and actually wants to stunt progress everywhere else so he doesn't look as bad.
Because American capitalists decided following the exact same form as the cancelled aristocracy just with the factor of money and property minus family name but generally including race/gender is cool. American Capitalism is aristocracy just slightly altered and has been since the beginning.
If you don't believe me just be aware that freedom and rights only applied to white men over 21 who were wealthy enough to own land while Blacks were only a part of a whole person and women didn't exist in the public sphere unless they sewed flags.
He is just the most disgusting human being on the planet and that is while the orange moron is on the planet. I wish he'd go up in one of his spaceships.
Herr M. Will translate any fire, large or small, into a Reichstag burning moment and cheer for martial law. Maybe he’ll burn some books and documents too.
Pretty generous calling that site "satirical" - I know that's what they're going for, but they're basically like if The Onion was staffed by a bunch of interns for the Republican House Judiciary committee.
Oh Presanos, you’re just remembering that in bit in The Dropout when they put all the Theranos logos on Siemens devices. Projection is not a good look on you, Edolf. 🫦
So why would it be democrats doing it… don’t they call us snowflakes! I believe it is the proud boys they got a get out of jail free card… they like to cause terror! Oh wait they are caught on tape assaulting people.
The "genius" wants to make the eliminate government "waste" by getting rid of its sole revenue generator. He is, and I can't stress this enough, a fucking moron.
hey man, if anything, i'm on your side
i'm just really frustrated at current administration for being facsist and including a dipshit moron who has no business being in politics
you at least understand where i'm coming from, right?
but fuck i'm trying my best, it's so hard seeing everyone i love struggle with their own shit, knowing *i* can't help because that's how I value myself (i know, pretty shit,) and also being at rock bottom- it suckksss man
His autism makes it easy for Musk to identify good business endeavors, but impossible for him to manage them.
It also means he probably can't see satire or irony.
Yeah no you can't blame anything on his autism. Heck, I'm super autistic and I love irony and satire! He's just a moron born from a rich family. That's all! He's not even good at identifying good business endeavors to be honest.
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Tesla showrooms.
I thought they were just a badly written right wing propaganda site.
Right-wing-leaning satire, to be sure, but they are satire, to the point that some far-right individuals have gotten mad at them.
He doesn't want to pay his fair share.
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Trump next door with infinity mirrors, including on the floor.
Fixed. America is fixed right there.
Speaking of which….
I’ll just leave this right here.
That's the second time today I've said that.
Let's hope...
Has he implanted a Neuralink?
That is something an enemy of America would want to do.
Reboot
He’s a new DUI hire from South Africa
Give him a break
The IRS does
How can the lamest human alive be causing so much damage
Stupidest timeline
And unfortunately we have more than one idiot to worry about in this timeline.
GPS YOU DUMB BITCH
Great idea Musky!
Leftists are the Patriots - the right wing consists of racist Nazis
i'm just really frustrated at current administration for being facsist and including a dipshit moron who has no business being in politics
you at least understand where i'm coming from, right?
Your frustration is well-placed and reasonable, but don’t let it lead you to punch down. ❤️
but fuck i'm trying my best, it's so hard seeing everyone i love struggle with their own shit, knowing *i* can't help because that's how I value myself (i know, pretty shit,) and also being at rock bottom- it suckksss man
but i'll keep trying
😂
It also means he probably can't see satire or irony.
Reality under these clowns says "hold my beer."
So yes, satire is less funny, and would be ridiculous if they exaggerated reality.