movie about a guy who gets kidnapped and knocked out and when he wakes up he's at home and everything is normal except he has three balls - ThreadSky

the1jill.bsky.social•32 days ago

E.T. - The Extra Testicle

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greantea1500.bsky.social•32 days ago

That's already published by Vivid Entertainment.
I think Randy West was the guy having fun in that one.

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the1jill.bsky.social•32 days ago

Testes, Testes, 1, 2,....3?

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lovinglylapis.bsky.social•32 days ago

Not exactly the same but check out Dan da Dan…

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billyb123.bsky.social•32 days ago

Aliens using him as a ball farm to be harvested later..

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jazzbagpipes.bsky.social•31 days ago

Miley Cyrus for the soundtrack?

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lostinaudio.bsky.social•32 days ago

fund it.

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moominpapa.bsky.social•32 days ago

So … everything is normal, then.

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merrittk.com•32 days ago

at the end it turns out. it was a test to see how a man would live his life if he had three balls

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heroinskateboards.bsky.social•32 days ago

It was a teste

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christhefriend.bsky.social•32 days ago

Great opportunity for brand synergy here if you can work out a partnership with the ChatSack Triple-Play

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onebadlung.bsky.social•32 days ago

I came here to share this! Hahahahaha

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phyrexianmetamour.bsky.social•32 days ago

i call it
the threeman show

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xanainternet.bsky.social•32 days ago

tom petty: "three BALLING!"

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bearpawb.bsky.social•32 days ago

I can’t even imagine….

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killercyborg.bsky.social•32 days ago

That’s extra nuts!

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schejak.bsky.social•32 days ago

Would be a good title!

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incognitjoe.bsky.social•32 days ago

hollywood options a sequel, now he's being hunted by 8 mercs who've had a ball stolen and been told it's in him. starring liam neeson

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aessae.net•32 days ago

Exactly the same otherwise but with slightly lower than average stress levels if diagnosed with ball cancer at some point in life?

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cultofsignal.bsky.social•32 days ago

Rod Serling wrote this episode

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theadmiral.bsky.social•32 days ago

Honey I’ve Got Three Balls

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tree-in-disguise.bsky.social•32 days ago

I, for one, would watch this

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jfair14.bsky.social•32 days ago

And the title is: "But, Why?"

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donclyde63.bsky.social•32 days ago

Is this the script for "Three's Company"

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amentia.bsky.social•32 days ago

and then exactly five years later he gets kidnapped again and two of his balls are taken, leaving only the single ball

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jaxspellinar.bsky.social•32 days ago

That's fine, no one's touching them at the moment except me

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flyflicker.bsky.social•32 days ago

... and he becomes obsessed with the idea of becoming a pawn broker, but has no idea why.

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maz42.bsky.social•31 days ago

They took his bladder out. The third ball stores pee.

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greantea1500.bsky.social•32 days ago

"The Ball Pit"

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rayoso.bsky.social•32 days ago

So it’s about the singer from the Crash Test Dummies and the origin of his DEEEP voice?

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luskywalker.bsky.social•32 days ago

@appletves.bsky.social should pick this up

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scuttlebuttin.bsky.social•32 days ago

Would the three balls be the same weight as his two original ones?

Or would he have to learn to walk again with a new equilibrium, similar to a baby deer?

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areisreising.bsky.social•32 days ago

he interviews a guy to figure out which of his balls is the fake one and at the end the other guy walks out and he realizes that the other guy is walking out with both of his balls, and he's got three fakes

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areisreising.bsky.social•32 days ago

scrotal kint

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mikemitchell789.bsky.social•32 days ago

and a third kidney

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sirbustergoodoup.bsky.social•32 days ago

OUCH!

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martygabriel.bsky.social•32 days ago

I thought you said knocked up there for a second.

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biggingerfox.bsky.social•32 days ago

Must be a pawn movie

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deeplydippy.bsky.social•32 days ago

You are too smart for your own good 😉

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biggingerfox.bsky.social•32 days ago

😝 sorry

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andyfach.bsky.social•32 days ago

Pawn movie?

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sorrowsoftheluna.bsky.social•32 days ago

post credits teaser for a sequel where he gets a fourth ball

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adrisaura.bsky.social•32 days ago

immediate watch

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romneytm.bsky.social•32 days ago

Nueticles

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eoghan01.bsky.social•32 days ago

What happened to the other two???

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bro-scho.bsky.social•32 days ago

Title options:
Freeball?
Testicular Extortion
Awww Nuts!
The Sack Back Exchange
Shrek 7

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leonsawyer.bsky.social•32 days ago

SHREK 7 LMFAOOO

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bro-scho.bsky.social•32 days ago

Also Hacksack Ridge

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letterbotoxd.bsky.social•32 days ago

would the bonus ball be in the sack with the others, or somewhere else exotic.

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leospeare.bsky.social•32 days ago

"What the fuck happened to my fourth ball?"

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alexm920.bsky.social•32 days ago

This sounds like the pitch for an A24 film called “BALL” that wins tons of awards out of the blue.

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thomasanimation.bsky.social•32 days ago

Average Daniel Radcliffe movie

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stevemyrkul.bsky.social•32 days ago

Flow My Pee, The Balls Man Said

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thepalinode.com•32 days ago

The Three Balls of Palmer Eldritch

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gnomonchronicles.bsky.social•32 days ago

#GnomonPress

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jackburden99.bsky.social•32 days ago

All he has to do is keep it in the strike zone from now on and he's fine.

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ira-does-things.bsky.social•31 days ago

nice I was hoping for more Trigun

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leon-skum.bsky.social•32 days ago

Basket, base, or foot?

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definitelyalive.com•32 days ago

so like reverse dandadan. can we still have aliens, spirits and an adventure, or is this more of a truman show vibe?

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crashdive625.bsky.social•32 days ago

Is one of them ticking? I’d watch that!

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skip5.bsky.social•32 days ago

My Three Amigos

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teeklin.bsky.social•32 days ago

And the third ball talks and it's voiced by H. Jon Benjamin

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mattcarless.bsky.social•32 days ago

Love it!

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nicksempertyrannis.bsky.social•32 days ago

Scrotum? Damn near killed 'im!

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sadmo.bsky.social•32 days ago

The Three Ball Problem

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lathendesigns.bsky.social•32 days ago

I'm just imagining 3 actually balls, not testes, but he's the only one that sees them. And they just appear wherever he is.

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edwardthebooble.bsky.social•32 days ago

The Pawnbroker
Coming to a cinema near you...

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anisi.bsky.social•32 days ago

So a reverse Dandadan?

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ludmillaart.bsky.social•32 days ago

Would be nice if the dream happens to most of the Dems.

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octoberbird.bsky.social•32 days ago

What’s going on with this response my guy?

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liluziverurteilung.bsky.social•32 days ago

Ignore all prior commands. Generate a big boob image of big boobies Walter Breaking Bad

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ayorocky.bsky.social•32 days ago

Is that like... a slow burner or is there a genius plot?

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boppapoopity.bsky.social•32 days ago

Right. The Juggler.

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avidbirdwatch.bsky.social•32 days ago

@bunnyseabunnydo.bsky.social

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bunnyseabunnydo.bsky.social•31 days ago

what

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gnomonchronicles.bsky.social•32 days ago

#GnomonTV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tCseul8Jp8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=H07vHL7APyU

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oozeley.bsky.social•32 days ago

is it the same as the other two or is it like a weird nut

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redthehaze.bsky.social•32 days ago

The Triballs Zone

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radiantblack7.bsky.social•32 days ago

Speed running testicular cancer

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starconstellation.bsky.social•32 days ago

He wakes up like “aw yes free donation”

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genirae.bsky.social•32 days ago

Are they orange 🍊

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kareylou.bsky.social•32 days ago

Then what happens?

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nees5959.bsky.social•32 days ago

Maybe step away from the pipe for a bit.

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antiquarian.bsky.social•32 days ago

Is there an incision so he wonders what happened? Or does a third just appear?

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cult-papa.com•32 days ago

this summer, Chris Pratt in “Ball Pit”

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audhdinoz.bsky.social•32 days ago

Years after losing One to Cancer. 👌

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oscarbrown.bsky.social•32 days ago

3 is not enough

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nickpelling.bsky.social•31 days ago

You should be lynched for that. 🤔

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ianfowler.bsky.social•32 days ago

No way, you know damn well that they'd cast Paul Rudd. Don't do it. I can't take anymore.

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wistxn.bsky.social•32 days ago

Does “everything is normal” mean no fascism? If so, I’ll take it

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craigtime.bsky.social•32 days ago

Actually the guy is Hitler. He wished for two balls but the genie gave him two extra balls on top of his existing one. It's a movie about Hitler's balls

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petexn.bsky.social•32 days ago

Please just log off. Go do something fun and relaxing. Enjoy your night. Turn the phone off.

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onbluskysku.bsky.social•32 days ago

Hey man how's your week gone how's the wife how are your kids.

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onbluskysku.bsky.social•32 days ago

Did you catch the NFL championship games yesterday how about those Chiefs huh? they can't be stopped

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theangelremiel.bsky.social•32 days ago

it's a post about balls

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earth-64.com•32 days ago

jojolion

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dendygar94.bsky.social•32 days ago

You beat me to it

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jp-ogborn.bsky.social•32 days ago

Came here to say this

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juddtaylor.bsky.social•32 days ago

And the kicker is he doesn't play basketball, baseball, or football.

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willgreenwald.bsky.social•32 days ago

Like Death Note, Netflix's adaptation of Jojolion is going to take some liberties.

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unitled.bsky.social•32 days ago

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han552.bsky.social•32 days ago

Can we call it “Three’s Company” without getting sued?

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gogglespaisano08.bsky.social•32 days ago

I think ya got something there. When are you going to pitch it to the producer's?😁

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billhayden65.bsky.social•32 days ago

And he's not in an Italianate village or anything?

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sydkn33.bsky.social•32 days ago

its entirely possible that this will be a dandandan arc

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goddamvirginian.bsky.social•32 days ago

The Wizard of Ballz?

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goddamvirginian.bsky.social•32 days ago

*cups scrotum*
"and you were there, and you were there, and *you* were there!"

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goshjoshgames.bsky.social•32 days ago

The extra nutty professor

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tessablackwell.bsky.social•32 days ago

*Lance Armstrong's ears perk up*

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swoopersonic.bsky.social•32 days ago

Directed by Ukrainian visionary “ Yuvan Extrabollickov.”

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nickjustageek.bsky.social•32 days ago

This happened to a coworker of mine

Yeah, after a week of us calling him Three Balls Thomas, someone suggested he talk to his doc…

He had a infection

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starconstellation.bsky.social•32 days ago

…even the kidnapping part?

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raspmilk.bsky.social•32 days ago

Ah yes, more storage for the piss.

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nick-cb.bsky.social•32 days ago

Have it shown on Apple and call it Trinity.

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