Some of you just haven’t been to space, and it shows. Sad really. - ThreadSky

noahjoad.bsky.social•2 days ago

We can’t all be made from those special parts that control when the movie begins and ends.

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xtremeleafan.bsky.social•2 days ago

Just a fancy carnival ride. Completely meaningless...

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evieanddaisy.bsky.social•2 days ago

I hear they are now all donating all their wealth to saving the planet and all its habitants
Such is the intensity of
The Love

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thebigtrain2000.bsky.social•1 day ago

I am planning to go to space in the not too distant future.

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trumbullcomic.bsky.social•2 days ago

Not all of are lucky enough to have bosses who didn’t like us & shot us into space, Bill! Check your privilege, Brain Guy.

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vomit-coffin.bsky.social•2 days ago

I ate a Brownie a couple years ago that sent me to Venus.

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trixienorton.bsky.social•2 days ago

I just wonder how they eat and drink, and other science facts.

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stashdragon.bsky.social•2 days ago

Wasn't it nice seeing the 1% living happy fulfilling lives?

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pearljamfixer80.bsky.social•2 days ago

I'll just hang out with Ke$ha at Wendy's and throw shade at the bimbo who married Russell Brand.

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beccarinehart.bsky.social•2 days ago

I don’t have a pro makeup artist and hair stylist at the ready for a space trip, alas. Or a cool skin tight “astronaut” suit.

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zmcadler.bsky.social•2 days ago

Listen we can’t all be lucky enough to be turned into a robot and jettisoned into space by Gizmonic Institute

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whosagrumpybear.bsky.social•2 days ago

At this point, being shot into space and forced to watch bad movies would be a significant improvement over current affairs.

Is there a sign-up sheet?

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johnnyatomic.bsky.social•2 days ago

Thats why they call me Tang. Never been to space. :(

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lakerzombie.bsky.social•2 days ago

Agreed, some of ya'll need to bounce a mile in someone else's moon boots. 👩‍🚀 🌝

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bullythelsb.bsky.social•2 days ago

But Bill, you were *trapped* there and had to watch cheesy movies.

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tessrow.bsky.social•2 days ago

I feel personally attacked, sir.

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aliceradley.bsky.social•2 days ago

They’re neither good, nor beautiful.

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conqy.bsky.social•2 days ago

It doesn't count if you spent the whole time watching movies Bill

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skilletqueso.com•2 days ago

not all of us could be captive robots in a mad scientists experiment bill

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thedrivein.bsky.social•2 days ago

Thanks for rubbing it in, Bill

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mjukis.bsky.social•2 days ago

We're in space right now, Bill.

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mv17zn17.bsky.social•2 days ago

Bill, that was a TV show they paid you to be on.

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thomashsears.bsky.social•2 days ago

I live in space.

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octocryptid.bsky.social•2 days ago

I yearn to freeze in the unending void

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xaiax.net•2 days ago

Neil Armstrong agrees.

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kusydog.bsky.social•2 days ago

I don't know if I could hold a fart till the capsule was sealed

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claudiac.bsky.social•2 days ago

NO ONE HAS BEEN TO SPACE!! NO HUMAN HAS LEFT THE ORBIT. Gaaah!!

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drneocortex.bsky.social•2 days ago

It's important to go to space regularly so you can stay grounded.

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ripmcstudly.bsky.social•2 days ago

I’m sorry, I’ll try to do better.

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stephenpersing.bsky.social•2 days ago

In the next episode of Bill Corbett, Space Cadet…

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dalekrabbit.bsky.social•2 days ago

Nah, nah, space comes to me. Or at least, the rocks do. My favourite is the nickel-iron meteorite sample I was able to look at in Geology and Geophysics of the Planets (surprisingly heavy for a smallish rock).

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elwaldorf.bsky.social•2 days ago

Sorry I don't live in a space castle like you, Bill.

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johnfix.com•2 days ago

I’m still just a space cadet

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thelibbiegrant.bsky.social•2 days ago

Haven’t made the trip because I’m still trying to figure out how I’d eat and breathe and other science facts

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writesomethink.bsky.social•2 days ago

I hear the movies up there are kinda bad.

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junayt.bsky.social•2 days ago

The worst they could find, in fact

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whosagrumpybear.bsky.social•2 days ago

Did he have to sit and watch them all?

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midwestfolkpunk.bsky.social•2 days ago

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mindwavecreator.bsky.social•2 days ago

I am constantly in space. Aren’t you?

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rvaux16.bsky.social•2 days ago

Fine. Rub it in.

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amazingcriswell.bsky.social•2 days ago

Brother, with the help of my little leafy green friend, I go to space every day.

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frittitailchaser.bsky.social•2 days ago

"Have you ever had unfathomably expensive cake? Well until you eat it you won't understand being rich and that's just terrible."

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robertcfedele.bsky.social•2 days ago

Maybe if we all tried a little harder?

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benjamincpritchard.bsky.social•2 days ago

I am space

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manicbrainpain.bsky.social•2 days ago

Everyone can always tell when you just got back, the ozone and burnt flesh smell upon re-entry through the atmosphere is a dead give away.

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petestaiano.com•2 days ago

We all know you’d been up there for way longer than 11 minutes

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lylith8.bsky.social•2 days ago

Well, space-ish.

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telford.bsky.social•2 days ago

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harpeaux.art•2 days ago

*smugly holds cup of hot coffee at chest height and releases it, spilling it all over my groin and thighs*

i did that because i'm so used to it, being in space i mean

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