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30 • Opera • Video Games • Married 🏳️‍🌈 Managing the future of video game QA 🎮
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I hope that wizard lady falls today

I replaced the camera on splash mountain with an x-ray machine and I’m diagnosing people as they get off the ride

I’m sorry but if your students use AI to write papers and you use AI to grade them zero school is happening. You are running together on a hamster wheel

radicalizing all of america’s other grill guys by pointing out trump made it harder to tell if it’s going to rain

communist wedding gift ideas: ours and ours towels

(guy seeing La bohème for the first time) oh no how're they gonna pay last year's rent

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

spent money on bad food

COVID didn't "turn out fine." Over 1 million people died in just the US. People are still dying. 100s of thousands of people are still dealing with the effects of Long COVID. And the entire country lost its shit and is still unwell. Tariffs will not "turn out fine." Effects will be experienced.

knocking over the cheese shaker at an Italian restaurant

panda express: yes, every customer wants an entire head of cabbage in their order of chow mein

Pay has not kept up with inflation. People are poorer. Folk need to stop pretending like people have as much money as they did in the 90s. Rent costs, house prices are astronomical. It's not Nintendo's fault, but people are right to be upset their hobby is pricing them out.

You are seen. You are loved. You will always have my full support. 🫶🏽🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈#transgenderdayofvisibility

my husband just sent me this

Ahh lol

Stop sharing the Ghibli AI slop, what is wrong with you: aftermath.site/studio-ghibli-...

thinking about princess mononoke a lot, these days

Video games are good for your soul

When you have a full-time job; two cats, one of whom is battling cancer; a world falling apart to worry over; friends you want to keep up with, many of whom are also struggling; a home to keep clean; and your own shambling husk to take care of… sometimes, you can just have an ice cream sandwich.

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i fucking hate going to the dentist

Turn down the radio. Turn off the television. Listen. Listen to the birds. They're talking mad shit about you, loser

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Deepfake Video Of Mark Zuckerberg Barely Good Enough To Masturbate To theonion.com/deepfak...

Please do not discuss politics at the office as some of your coworkers may be evil

why can't i get a pringles can-sized container of sous vide egg bites. what are they afraid of

I wish I could go back and tell young Eric "one day you will work in video games, and you'll be pivotal in allowing gamers the chance to shape and mold the very games they love and enjoy" because I never once thought that that would become true

Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine http://theonion.com/...

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

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