devinshelly.bsky.social
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Monkey's paw curls
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Overtime really messed up that one
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Doing the Gator chomp right now
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I assume this is something from like 'Win Friends and Influence People' that the entire Dem communications apparatus has adopted, but guys, I think that ship sailed a long time ago
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How quickly we forget Cormac Ryan starting off at Stanford, transferring to Notre Dame to get his bachelor's/MBA, then moving on to North Carolina to enroll in a second graduate program
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We should give Will Stancil a 20-minute hit on 60 Minutes to explain all the Roman statue Nazi accounts that Elon and JD Vance follow on Twitter. Maybe toss in a little Dom Lucre child porn story time and see how your average 65 year old viewer reacts
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I probably should take this to my grave, but someone told me six months ago I look like JD Vance, and I think about it almost every day. Not great!
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You would think that WWE Hall of Famer Donald Trump would know enough not to work oneself into a shoot
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We have our best people running the simulations now
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Apropos of nothing related to the actual substance of the article, Bloomington police arrested a Minnesota senator representing Grand Rapids is very geographically confusing
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Casting director fucking nailed it. Credit where credit is due
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Also, Greenland was uninhabited then
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I think this is the kind of attitude that he's referring to. I know lots of fat women who are partnered too, but no one would ever dismiss their complaints about how society treats them simply due to that
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The whole discourse around dating is awful where it's treated like a moral failing (the bar is so low, have you tried not being awful, etc) when struggling in the app era probably has more to do with not being photogenic/being bad at having instant chemistry with strangers on a first date
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He's living the upstate NY dream. Buy a house for a tenth of the price of California or NYC, blow the rest on cars
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I still can't get over that the cocaine banana woman is the only person is the history of social media who one just went welp, time to be normal
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I mean, feels like it already has, and the performance is ever worse when you consider fund flows
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The fact that BlackRock had to resort to employing a random groyper from one of their commercials who missed instead of a former special forces mercenary is a sad testament on how far we've fallen
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You know who has built up the strongest immunity to death threats ever seen and presumably has no wife or children to worry about? Stancilism is our only hope
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Give me the builder's grade red oak cabinets, but dye them an unsettling shade of green
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The Truflation guys are on it
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Hard to get over the idea that we are just too stupid for democracy
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People fear encroaching on the Mooch's territory and getting the most profanity filled voice mail of their lives
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They have all this stuff in dying rust belt cities too. Turns out that it doesn't take much capital to buy a couple of axes and some cheap wood
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I saw a ‘Trump skis in jeans sticker’ attached to a chairlift pole today as well. Skiers will be heard
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Mark, buddy, the sooner you get it through your head that everything happening right now is a pretext to gut the government of everyone not personally loyal to Trump and Elon, the quicker you'll figure out what's going on. Nobody is trying to become more efficient here
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Also, at some point all the promises Elon made over the years about FSD that have failed to materialize should be at by whoever is in charge of consumer protection and fraud
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I think it's just not good enough. The quickest thing I could find is a community tracker that shows 95% of drives have zero disengagements, which is neat for a tech demo but would end up crashing everybody's car within a matter of months if it went live. Nowhere close to a human driver yet
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The answer is all of them
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I need the private investigator from Nathan for You to see if Elon can catch a football as much as Elon needs his next hit
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Imagine fumbling a dream job where you get paid a substantial amount of money for like five minutes of screen time a week that mostly consists of nodding as a coach says they have to stop beating themselves with penalties in the second half. How do you go on living after that?
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I filed as soon as I got my tax documents for the same reason, but I fear it's already too late
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All we want is Cincinnatus to take control, implement universal health care and make cool parts of NYC/SF cheap, and then retire. Is that too much to ask?
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I need to see the uncut version of the final drive in BC's 3-0 loss to Wake Forest back in 2015. The worst clock management in the history of the sport and infinitely worse seeing the full thing versus just the 'highlight' of the final play www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Utr...
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If Gavin Newsom was a real one, he would made an example of Elon when he outright flouted California's COVID restrictions by refusing to shut down Tesla's factory, but he didn't have the courage
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I'm pretty sure the thing about being a lieutenant governor from Buffalo is that you're supposed to simply be a seat filler that everybody downstate can safely ignore, so I assume she's just winging it
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Everyone with even the slightest MAGA sympathies must have been purged in the great Bon Appetit test kitchen reckoning of 2020
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A little too into messing with porch pirates
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The books are kind of dumb and you absolutely can have an edge on them until they stop taking your action, but it's not going to be anyone posting their bets publicly online
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I look forward to the American Great Leap Forward when the communist revolution comes
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As a lowbie who finally joined, thank you