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Seeing a lot of theories as to why this fell apart, but I think the real reason is that Disney can't imagine a Blade movie passing $500 mil at the box office and don't want to make a mid-budget film.

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Professor X: Hold, old friend. If you wish to take this military base hostage, you first must kill these five fifteen year olds I found. Magneto: for fuck’s sake, Charles.

submitted 30 days ago • 24 comments

it’s gonna be so funny if this movie is mid

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Elon Musk has been a walking SEC violation for a decade and no one cared. The entire Trump era could have been avoided if the US took white collar crime anywhere near as seriously as it does low level drug crime.

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First one that comes to mind is Christmas Shoes, but that's too easy since everyone hates that one. Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer is one I absolutely hate that some people inexplicably like.

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Not to pile on, but every 'c' in 'Pacific Ocean' is pronounced differently.

submitted 6 days ago • 95 comments

as someone who only just learned about roko's basilisk, this is all I can think

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If Yoshi becomes trapped between two very steep slopes in Super Mario World, Mario will inherit his facing direction. This results in Mario constantly looking left and right automatically, appearing to do a dance.

submitted 14 days ago • 36 comments

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

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The news media gave more coverage to the idea Tim Walz retiring from the National Guard after 20 years was scandalous than to Trump's promise to destroy the department of education

submitted 19 days ago • 86 comments

Lady Gaga looks like she's about to tell her men to decloak and fire on the USS Enterprise

submitted 28 days ago • 88 comments

the purpose of banning section 230 is to ban all political, sexual, or critical speech from the internet this is to silence grassroots movements that don’t have the explicit sanction of the wealthy and powerful you are an abject moron or a liar if you believe it has any other purpose

submitted 25 days ago • 5 comments

Leaders lead. As long as Democrats follow polls, they aren’t leaders, they’re just obstacles; followers taking space where leaders ought to be.

submitted 25 days ago • 8 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 26 days ago • 1577 comments

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

submitted 29 days ago • 291 comments

congrats to all the liberals calling the attacks on trans people in the U.S. "tragic but inconsequential since there aren't all that many of them" for finally finding out what they'd have done in 1930s germany

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reading the news

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"Pierbattista Pizzaballa" sounds like JK Rowling trying to add an Italian to Hogwart's

submitted 37 days ago • 15 comments

So patronizing when the dentist patiently explains how to floss. I'm not a baby who doesn't know how to do basic things. I'm a baby who doesn't wanna

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The Wardrobe Wizard

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my take is that your willingness to accept this gulf of america nonsense is an indicator of your willingness to accept much worse things coming from this administrator

submitted 44 days ago • 1149 comments

You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

submitted 46 days ago • 44 comments

openai boss sam altman and twitter boss elon musk desperately trying to sell their tech to each other like two cartoon characters frantically tossing an ignited dynamite stick to each other

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

This was a long overdue write-up. gizmodo.com/the-anime-in...

submitted 49 days ago • 43 comments

Y'ever see a headline with quotation marks that just keep raising further questions

submitted 50 days ago • 2 comments

Repost if you used an invite code to join this site

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Bluesky should show you a little gradient bar over the profiles that show up in your mentions so you can tell what kind of day they're having. Lemme know if I should be irritated or let it slide

submitted 61 days ago • 7 comments

Trans kids are not a bargaining chip. Being trans isn’t a culture war. Not giving an inch in my support for trans and nonbinary people of all ages to live freely and openly, and neither should you. Gender is what we make of it, and that’s what they’re afraid of.

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"Democracy Dies in Darkness" is kinda like "Don't Be Evil" as a slogan. It's a bit worrying when you choose it, but it's a lot more worrying when you take it down

submitted 74 days ago • 68 comments

That's a big "lmao" from me www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

submitted 65 days ago • 20 comments