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diageticprophet.bsky.social
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me & my bloomfs

submitted 71 days ago • 1 comment

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i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

submitted 71 days ago • 684 comments

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“I hate communists” you say on your communist weekend instead of being in the capitalist workplace

submitted 71 days ago • 65 comments

@jorgeomau.art

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

Loving the new Old Testament Diet Coke

submitted 74 days ago • 2 comments

This morning my son told a joke that relied on him needing to fart as the punchline but the fart came out silent and he was so disappointed he had to go to his room alone.

submitted 75 days ago • 264 comments

On Transgender Day of Visibility, we celebrate Minnesota’s transgender community and recommit to standing up for our neighbors in the face of hatred. As your Governor, I’m proud to stand in this fight with you.

submitted 75 days ago • 538 comments

RFK Jr killed Samoa's kids. Now he's coming for ours.

submitted 81 days ago • 6 comments

submitted 88 days ago • 920 comments

I found where they’re conserving you

submitted 99 days ago • 69 comments

venture capital burned through all of the good “what if a computer could do <x>” business ideas by like 2009 and everything since has required increasingly degrading levels of suspended disbelief. silicon valley must move beyond computers

submitted 98 days ago • 87 comments

I love that now owning a Cybertruck is a recognized sign of bad decision-making. Like you paid $80,000 to get bangs

submitted 99 days ago • 225 comments

Montana is extremely lucky to have Zooey Zephyr and SJ Howell standing up in front of openly transphobic lawmakers who wanted to pass a bill that would /take trans kids away from their parents./ Thank you to them, and to the Republicans who crossed the aisle. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

submitted 98 days ago • 138 comments

Now this? This, you can go ahead and worry about.

submitted 99 days ago • 20 comments

Amazing work Germans.

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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

submitted 101 days ago • 1290 comments

If you are a liberal in deep blue territory, one thing you could try doing right now is figuring out how to replace your Democratic member of Congress next year. With very few exceptions, the typical safe seat Dem is not meeting the moment. Find someone who will and help them.

submitted 106 days ago • 452 comments

Yes

submitted 106 days ago • 2221 comments

if I had to see this so the fuck do y'all

submitted 110 days ago • 83 comments

RIP to a certified legend

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

To sleep, perchance to dream of throat punching a mf'er.

submitted 111 days ago • 5 comments

good morning to @merriam-webster.com

submitted 111 days ago • 63 comments

Ursula le Guin, on the accusation that fantasy is an escape from reality

submitted 111 days ago • 56 comments

Am I literally insane and downloading all of my kindle books before Amazon won’t let you download the actual files anymore? Yes. Yes I am.

submitted 110 days ago • 12 comments

Sign of the day…

submitted 111 days ago • 1420 comments

'Tis truly a new dawn. Never thought I'd live to see this day. "Washington breaks with Europe, refusing to condemn Moscow on third anniversary of Russia's invasion of Ukraine. The U.S. voted alongside North Korea, Belarus and other Moscow-friendly countries at the United Nations." 💔🇺🇸⚠️

submitted 110 days ago • 31 comments

Delighted that B&N has chosen Everything Is Tuberculosis as one of the best books of march! (And in such good company!) www.barnesandnoble.com/blog/the-bes...

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Incredible moment in “liberal meme of the day” news

submitted 110 days ago • 77 comments

Bro. I can't do a summer vacation with what I've spent on the house. But I could do my summer vacation time that weekend, take the kids, and thoroughly disabuse them of the notion that Imagine Dragons is the best band on earth. This is all ages.

submitted 110 days ago • 3 comments

MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK 1. Consciousness 2. Respiration 3. I petted several cats 4. Consumed pizza 5. Strategic AND tactical napping

submitted 111 days ago • 513 comments

I heard my friend Dan here give a remarkable brief talk about this last month. Thankfully, he’s written it up at length to share.

submitted 111 days ago • 462 comments

The destruction is the point.

submitted 110 days ago • 166 comments

if you see something* say something** *me **nothing

submitted 111 days ago • 5 comments

You unfriend people bec of politics? Absolutely! I unfriended some of y’all because you were on Drake’s side during the beef.

submitted 110 days ago • 229 comments

The most shocking thing about this is that anyone took him at his word.

submitted 116 days ago • 979 comments

FYI: You might know me as any number of things, but one of the things I am is a YouTuber who has been running a yearly charity event since 2007. That’s going to become apparent on my bsky feed over the next four or five days. You can learn more about it at projectforawesome.com.

submitted 121 days ago • 47 comments

I am no longer accepting the argument "there are bigger problems than this!" unless you are personally working to stop the ultimate Heat Death of the Universe.

submitted 122 days ago • 336 comments

JUST IN: Federal judges orders HHS, CDC, and FDA to restore “by no later than 11:59 pm” today their websites and datasets to pre-January 30th status. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

submitted 123 days ago • 1529 comments

lmao

submitted 124 days ago • 1 comment

An American flag built on the backs of Black people... Black music protesting white political terror in registers they never hear; reminiscent of ancestral spirituals embedded with instructions for runaways All this in New Orleans... What a moment

submitted 125 days ago • 179 comments

HARRISON BUTKER LOST! YOU 🫵🏾 GET IN THE KITCHEN BITCH!

submitted 125 days ago • 2 comments

The racist kicker not even getting to kick tonight was hilarious

submitted 125 days ago • 13 comments