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“CAN’T TALK, I AM TOURING MY NEW DINOSAUR ISLAND. BIG, BEAUTIFUL DINOSAURS, ALL GIRL DINOSAURS, VERY CLASSY, VERY SEXY GIRL DINOSAURS, KIDS LOVE ‘EM AND THEY LOVE THE BEAUTIFUL CARS ELON GAVE US, THE CARS DON’T EVEN NEED DRIVERS. THEY ARE BRINGING OUT A GOAT, MAYBE GOATS ARE DINOSAURS, I DON’T KNOW”

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This is so completely fucked.

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Huh, weird

submitted 4 days ago • 127 comments

needed this today, dude absolutely smashed it

submitted 4 days ago • 22 comments

Murphy: "Newsflash: These guys are incompetent. They don't know what they're doing. We hired a weekend Fox News host with no diplomatic or management experience with a checkered personal history of abuse and alcoholism to be our chief national security official. And it's going very badly."

submitted 4 days ago • 607 comments

You can't expect the average person to understand that Trump doesn't actually, regardless of what he says, give a fuck about you, but the credulousness of some members of the professional pundit class was and will always be deeply insane.

submitted 4 days ago • 18 comments

It's also the day for my favorite meme! If this aging Klingon warrior can get it right, so can anyone.

submitted 6 days ago • 129 comments

some more congestion pricing Ws: Broadway attendance: up 21% Restaurant reservations: up 7% Pedestrian traffic: up 4% Retail sales: up $900M Commercial leasing: up 61% Subway crime: down 37% Car crashes: down 50% Honking complaints: down 69%

submitted 13 days ago • 64 comments

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Fascinating look at how deeply surveilled we all are and how dogged law enforcement can follow the tiniest bread crumbs to capture perpetrators they prioritize. In other news, the person who planted pipe bombs in Washington DC ahead of January 6th is still unidentified.

submitted 16 days ago • 52 comments

UK ceramics artist Sarah Saunders #WomensArt

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Don’t let this shit into your house

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

“Flammable children’s pajamas and faulty carbon monoxide detectors”

submitted 19 days ago • 7 comments

The detention of Mahmoud Khalil puts all Americans fundamental rights at risk. And if you can’t see that because you oppose his politics, well that’s exactly the reaction Trump and his cronies are counting on. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

submitted 26 days ago • 105 comments

BREAKING | Trump freezes $1 billion in food aid given to local schools and food banks to help low-income families

submitted 26 days ago • 92 comments

'Otters' in ink by Jackie Morris, artist, author and illustrator who lives and works in a small cottage by the sea in Wales #WomensArt

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A friend included this anti-acknowledgement section on her PhD thesis. She also added the proposition: “Systematic bullying and undermining of girls and women in STEM starts early on and is the reason why they do not stay in science and related fields.” Absurd we still need to go through this 🧪👩‍🔬

submitted 31 days ago • 124 comments

WHAT

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1984 - Mary Fleener, 1992

submitted 210 days ago • 1 comment

"democrats plan to color coordinate to communicate opposition" is the biggest loser shit i've ever heard. School Spirit Week-ass action. "I do not give facebook my permission"-ass action. are they hitting themselves in the head with hammers at every DNC event

submitted 32 days ago • 67 comments

<3

submitted 33 days ago • 15 comments

Jesus Christ almighty

submitted 33 days ago • 42 comments

Tens of thousands of people are dead, multiple cities and towns have been almost completely destroyed, and millions of people are displaced. And JD Vance laughs and smiles with Hannity about the invasion like it’s a game.

submitted 33 days ago • 287 comments

Every American with a soul feels this way or worse. I know I do.

submitted 36 days ago • 149 comments

There was an Acme in Honesdale??

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1000000000000066600000000000001 is a prime number…it is also a palindrome. It’s called ‘Belphegor's prime.’ ‘Belphegor’ refers to one of the Seven Princes of Hell (due to the ‘666’ in the middle & the 13 zeroes on either side). So that’s cute.

submitted 44 days ago • 19 comments

I keep seeing people use the word "albeit." It's getting a bit ridiculous. On reddit, on here, on @askamanager.org. I get that it's useful sometimes, but everyone keeps using it. Is this the result of people using AI to zhuzh up their language? Because if so, I hate it.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Gone ten years today. Hope you’re enjoying your trip through the cosmos. I only wish he had lived long enough to have a @bsky.app account so I could tag him