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Gosto de apanhar de mulher bonita e jogar Baldur's Gate 3. Ele/Dele.
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How it feels to interact with sfw accounts as a nsfw account

this was funnier in my head

O presidente do Brasil senhor Luis Inácio Lula da Silva

Fun fact I’ve never played FF7

i can attest to accuracy of this article because truly there's nothing that interests me less than Hustling and Grinding for a promotion, i say as i continue laying in bed at 10am. if i want a raise i'll job hop. i'm happy to clock in and clock out without giving a damn.

illustrated all the named shrimp in my tank enjoy

tem first body massage

periodically while my husband is trying to work from the dining room table, the cat gets on there and starts stomping on the keyboard until my husband picks him up and holds him like a baby for 25 minutes

summoning circle, hope this works 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 A cure 🕯 For being clums- 🔥 🕯 Ah shit 🔥 Ah no 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 Oh no oh no 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

the virgin "you are alone on a cold planet adrift in a vast, uncaring universe" vs the chad "there is no separation between you and your environment, you are the universe, it cares as you do"

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Wild to me that the newest update to Windows 10 just installs CoPilot onto your PC and PINS ITSELF TO YOUR TASKBAR without you knowing. Don't want this goofy shit, Microsoft. Didn't ask, either. Fastest uninstall in a while.

Cats are obligate carnivores but are completely convinced they are actually omnivores. They're like "no you are wrong, our ancestors clearly made sandwiches out of their prey, check the fossil record"

I wonder what percentage of the average hurricane is microplastics now

I was informed a food place nearby uses large pickles instead of bread for their sandwiches and I can't stop imagining picking one of those up like a normal sandwich & going to bite it as I watch all of the toppings slide out from the middle due to the slippery nature of pickles and also gravity

my best gloves have these little clips so you can't lose one? they're brilliant. anyway I can't find either of them

Computer: enter password Me: Fortnight Computer: password is two week

when people ask me what marriage is really all about, i tell them this. essentially you live with a person and some point you watch top gun together. you then mutually agree that tom cruise's name is actually tom gun. from then on, both of you call him tom gun in every movie. and that's marriage

why are my undergrads telling me they were born in 2006. like why would you lie. i don't get the joke.

The primary thing that keeps me from freaking out over an army of androids is that they’re made by Tesla.

the boots theory of socioeconomic inequality is the realest shit in the world because the up-front cost of good socks is exorbitant yet i haven't had to buy shitty socks in almost a decade because my good socks are STILL in mint condition

at this point i don't even care when there's a data breach anymore. it's not like i can do anything about it. like how much more of my personal information can they possibly steal?

disney movies don't have traditional villains any more which is fine but does mean that nobody sings a really sexy song about murdering people now

writing is so funny it’s like “this is my favorite thing to do in the world and my dream” “okay then do it right now” “no thanks I would rather do literally anything else”

dar o cu = terapeutco

Meanwhile, in 1979:

Watching a man pretending to be a rural bus driver, live streaming himself eating a tub of noodles, while he listens to the Shenmue sound track on repeat. In many ways it’s a dark, dark world but it’s also a wonderful, magical experience.

My computer just gurgled. Like a liquid noise. It's probably fine

everyone involved in this industry should be thrown into a meat grinder and turned into a pulp

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"This looks like a PS2 game" Okay? And that's a bad thing?

this might seem petty but i feel like it's important to share this clip of ign director of video content strategy destin legarie not knowing where 343 industries got its name as an example of my biggest issue with modern-day video game reporting: complete ignorance of historical context.

the most a piece of media has ever made me feel seen

Good to see everything pretty much normal in video game world. PlayStation released a cute fan service game that reminded everybody that they stopped making these games 15 years ago, Nintendo has announced an alarm clock (?????) and Xbox has revealed that Halo still exists.

you know how people always talk about using their privilege for good? this is mine

Remember when Bob Haney just had Batman get over everything?

a prototype I made after I realised I'd founded a studio called "witch beam" but hadn't made any games about witches shooting beams yet #indiedev #gamedev

Spreading the word on Twitter

my friend sent this in the group chat and said "immediately thought of you" like wow.... clocked

Yeah, I'm pretty much the best pilot in Starfleet. You should hear some of the escape patterns I've come up with. Delta, Omicron, Epsilon...all of them have pretty classic Greek names. You press a button and the ship goes left or right, it's sick.

Don’t mean to brag, but I’ve been selected by my bank to provide essential feedback on the customer experience.

lmaoooooo

Art Nouveau is when stuff looks like it was made by Elves. Art Deco is when stuff looks like it was made by Dwarves.