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flandolorian.bsky.social
Writer, actor, comedian, chucklehead. LOVES CATS 🐈
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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

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Don’t y’all stop exporting those Clearly Canadians you maple syrup sweetie pies. I already can’t find peach in a store.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

If you were born around the same time as the song “red red wine”, Ub40!!

submitted 1 day ago • 324 comments

I wonder who the bosses at Jack Daniels voted for? www.oregonlive.com/entertainmen...

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Is this what they meant by a Red Wave?

submitted 2 days ago • 956 comments

(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.

submitted 2 days ago • 1805 comments

Since Congress’s allotted funds have already been improperly unallocated, U.S. citizens are questioning whether they are legally required to continue paying federal taxes.

submitted 2 days ago • 1195 comments

“People are doing things.” Have you dropped in yet on the 24-hour livestream of Black leaders giving the “State of the People”? This is an extraordinary gathering of leaders, activists and journalists. Will go on until midnight tonight. Get on it! stateofthepeople.media

submitted 2 days ago • 101 comments

That’s the cherry on today’s sundae. www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/n...

submitted 2 days ago • 39 comments

If my cats are any indication, Schrödinger is gonna need to change that box soon.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

both parties are not the same

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submitted 3 days ago • 170 comments

Your afternoon reminder that Kamala was right about everything.

submitted 3 days ago • 320 comments

can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book

submitted 3 days ago • 332 comments

You guys. As a member of the Oregon Trail generation, I just.

submitted 2 days ago • 360 comments

Straight up. Trump is a traitor & He is Putins Bitch. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

submitted 2 days ago • 154 comments

You had to have seen the Oscars in 2003 to understand it. #IYKYK

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

"Nancy Kerrigan must mend the breach with Tonya Harding--or resign"

submitted 3 days ago • 1273 comments

🚨Okay peeps next up! There are a ton of local elections tomorrow! If you are in Alabama, California, Colorado, Florida, Iowa, Missouri, Oklahoma, South Carolina, or Vermont, check to see if you have an election tomorrow! 🚨

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Cynthia hit that NOTE and there they are the first tears I’ve been able to shed since the election where I turned dead inside. Thanks love! #oscars2025

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

Well rested, moisturized, glowing and unbothered. Love that for her❤️

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Conan O'Brien on Anora having a great night at the Oscars: "I guess Americans are excited to see somebody finally stand up to a powerful Russian." 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

submitted 3 days ago • 119 comments

ADRIENNNN

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Dang, now I want a Wiz medley

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Dave Bautista is aging like a fine wine 👀

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Y'all read 3500 pages of the shitty Twilight novels and couldn't bring yourself to read the 900 pages of Project 2025.

submitted 4 days ago • 40 comments

Ironic that the word 'queue'... is just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line.

submitted 3 days ago • 17 comments

Alien: Romulus was robbed

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WHERE IS TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG??🐕 🚬

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Conan is doing a solid job. Let’s not cancel DEI for redheads❤️

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It is kind of absurd that #oscars has a best song category but the #tonyawards doesn't.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Why is “Lisa” singing a Bond song when Adele exists?

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A cat movie has won an Oscar. Feline ascendancy is complete.

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

Posted about this yesterday, it's not getting the media attention it should. Basically Trump just completely surrendered our country over to Putin. Can't wait for the day the disgruntled former CIA agent(s) do something about this before it's too late. 🤔

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

You have died of irony

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

In advance of the Oscars tonight: a lot of comedy heroes let you down. They become unfunny/bitter/closed minded. Conan is the exception. He has grown & evolved & is funnier than he’s ever been. He’s also an extremely kind and lovely human. Just a sincere post to say: Conan rules.

submitted 4 days ago • 406 comments

Where’s Oscar’s fashion and gossip Bluesky at? It’s the part of Twitter I miss most, so I need to re-curate my followers!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

First of all, love John Chu’s emerald jacket 💚

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

HERO vs ZERO I'm in a state of shock & still trying to process yesterday's shameful, traitorous debacle in the WH: A DAY THAT WILL LIVE IN INFAMY. Our standing in the world has plummeted overnight, but the repercussions will be felt forevermore. #SlavaUkraini🇺🇦 #ShameOnUS🇺🇸

submitted 4 days ago • 3019 comments

Wait, is that Pat Sajak next to him???

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Bring back the Fashion Police

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The Trump administration is demanding the home addresses of 700,000 people suspected of being in the country illegally from the IRS. The IRS is resisting this request, as complying would directly violate federal tax privacy laws.

submitted 5 days ago • 196 comments

Black History doesn't end on February 28th. 🖤🖕🏽✊🏽

submitted 5 days ago • 140 comments

what yesterday could have been

submitted 5 days ago • 12 comments

That press conference was the most disgraceful act of betrayal I’ve ever seen.

submitted 5 days ago • 1644 comments

There is no surer indicator of character than whether one votes for Democrats, or not.

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american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit

submitted 5 days ago • 847 comments

Barack came out of retirement in THREE straight presidential election cycles to tell y’all how to move and you ignored him twice. Explain to me why you’re demanding to hear from him now. He *literally* said “don’t boo, vote,” and y’all said “we don’t wanna.” TWICE.

submitted 5 days ago • 54 comments

I was trying not to doom scroll today but HOLY SHIT.

submitted 6 days ago • 627 comments