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Wife just found out about knotting

submitted 23 days ago • 7 comments

bad phones go in the rubber bander

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

the pact

submitted 23 days ago • 12 comments

yall know what time it iiiiisssss

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Since sims1 is rereleasing today. All the cc you could ever want: (This is someone’s 20 year old collection) simfileshare.net/folder/166957/ How to install mods: www.parsimonious.org/support/sims...

submitted 23 days ago • 7 comments

This is so goddamn funny

submitted 27 days ago • 112 comments

Me: *Slides alien $5 and a pudding cup* Take me off this planet please.

submitted 26 days ago • 166 comments

Time to post this again

submitted 26 days ago • 107 comments

New Zealand implies the existence of Old Apathyand.

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

they’ve been out for 6 days they can’t help themselves

submitted 26 days ago • 638 comments

ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do

submitted 27 days ago • 270 comments

Dr. came in and said “Are you claustrophobic?” and I said “no???” and he said “okay good” and left. They’re gonna put me in the fucking device.

submitted 27 days ago • 8 comments

if we are friends and you send me several videos at one time I will watch and react to ~one of them for the sake of our friendship. if you want me to watch several videos you will need to send them to me one at a time. this is the law

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

oh cecilians! you're breaking my heart You're shaking my confidence baby! oh you are not a worm or a snake its a common mistake for CECILLIANS OOOOH OOWOOAAH

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the funniest thing about bluesky is that eventually, you're going to run into somebody who claims that they know all 26 letters of the alphabet. i'm sorry to burst your bubble, but: no. you don't. nobody does

submitted 38 days ago • 270 comments

Very exciting! SpaceX are now one step closer to their goal of a manned spaceflight with a 100% fatality rate

submitted 38 days ago • 155 comments

fuck A.I. all my homies hate A.I.

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was mostly keeping it together until I read Kyle MacLachlan's tribute to David Lynch

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My big project for 2025 is that I’m going to finally solve the famous “Jack the Ripper” murders. I’ll start by travelling to London to interview the surviving witnesses, then go to the crime scenes to dust for prints.

submitted 37 days ago • 203 comments

not to be confused with basstouchy or troutsniffy

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

this is genuinely so beautiful

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

It’s embarrassing for a rich person to spend millions of dollars on trying to extend their life through science when that money could be better spent on hunting for a fabled amulet that grants immortality

submitted 43 days ago • 93 comments

SOMEONE CAME TO MY TABLE ON A CONVENTION AND SHOWED ME A PICTURE OF US WHEN WE WERE KIDS PLAYING MAPLESTORY???? WHAT??? HOW??? WHO ARE YOU?????

submitted 42 days ago • 74 comments

Just incredible things from the VLC folks

submitted 43 days ago • 47 comments

Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."

submitted 43 days ago • 234 comments

Do I love video games? Yes. Am I a terrible video game player? Also yes.

submitted 43 days ago • 223 comments

There is something so sweet about the human capacity for enthusiasm. For a few days everyone in LA has been glued to Watch Duty and getting in the weeds of how water drops work. Now there are people out here who honestly have a favorite water plane that they are following closely and rooting for.

submitted 43 days ago • 140 comments

The real lesson of Zuckerberg and Musk is that some people are just born with loser stink on them that no amount of wealth or power will ever scrub off

submitted 42 days ago • 138 comments

Reminder to all my depressed chums currently experiencing winter, don't forget to take your vitamin D

submitted 43 days ago • 10 comments

i don't understand was i supposed to kill him

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help my rearranged furniture is attacking me every time I walk by

submitted 50 days ago • 25 comments

"smart dishwasher" why the fuck would I want a smart dishwasher I like my appliances stupid and meek thank you very much

submitted 49 days ago • 321 comments

i feel like no one taught a lot of these kids about per unit cost? like, even if i buy the most expensive ingredients, the per unit cost of making chocolate chip cookies at home is still cheaper than buying them from a bakery.

submitted 50 days ago • 741 comments

we should have 13 28-day months, with a bonus extra-monthly holiday (or two for leap years) leading up to New Year’s Day (and align New Year’s Eve to the solstice)

submitted 49 days ago • 1 comment

I don't want my fridge to have a camera or Wi-Fi. I don't want my dishwasher to be smart. I don't want my washing machine to text me. In fact, I kinda miss knobs and dials and knowing big appliances would last 20 years and could still be repaired.

submitted 49 days ago • 1386 comments

it's just buying more dish soap and olive oil until you die?

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Yet ANOTHER person with the same teeth as me at the coincidentists.

submitted 49 days ago • 7 comments

i just want to make enough money from my art to pay my bills and take the occasional national parks road trip

submitted 49 days ago • 27 comments

being a faggot is the greatest joy of my life

submitted 49 days ago • 137 comments

Big win! President Biden will designate two new national monuments in CA: the 644,000-acre Chuckwalla near Joshua Tree and the 200,000-acre Sáttítla near the Oregon border, protecting tribal lands and vital ecosystems. #Conservation #PublicLands

submitted 49 days ago • 39 comments

About me: I have never seen a John Wick movie because I know what happens to the dog in the first one and I'm just not strong enough.

submitted 51 days ago • 404 comments

Tutorials in video games after 2018

submitted 51 days ago • 6 comments

my favorite thing about older movies is watching the characters rip cigs like it's going out of style

submitted 50 days ago • 21 comments