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This is what happens when everyone knows gramps shouldn't be driving but no one wants to take away his keys.

submitted 12 days ago • 442 comments

Oh wow: Portland Oregon is NOT KIDDING #handsoff

submitted 15 days ago • 1071 comments

Who said Germans aren't funny?

submitted 17 days ago • 29 comments

chef’s kiss

submitted 18 days ago • 425 comments

It’s still hard to believe the simple fact that this is all self-imposed. Everything that’s happening right now wasn’t the result of some foreign adversary destroying the country. We did this all to ourselves by electing the dumbest motherfucker to ever rule a nation.

submitted 18 days ago • 1377 comments

To all who say our elections are rigged and no longer matter... I hope tonight's win gives you pause. Americans will fight in one of two ways, either with or without violence. The difference between them is "hope". As long as there is hope, we will be civil. When there's no hope, it gets ugly!

submitted 18 days ago • 15 comments

After over 25 hours straight of speaking on the House Floor, Senator Cory Booker ends his historic record breaking speech with “Let's get in good trouble.” 🔥👊👏

submitted 19 days ago • 51 comments

#Greenland 🇬🇱

submitted 21 days ago • 634 comments

RANKING LITERALLY EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW GOOD OF A POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER NO I AM NOT KIDDING (1/69)

submitted 22 days ago • 71 comments

Imagine calling yourself the master race and have to resort to erasing the achievements of minorities to make yourself feel better.

submitted 32 days ago • 963 comments

So what are the Vegas odds on Trump provoking a war with Iran? He so desperately wanted to start a war during his first term.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

I have to say, I was disappointed with the Ides of March this year.

submitted 35 days ago • 500 comments

I work in a hospital and feel this way. Just waiting for the white hot flash of light to call it a day for us all.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

When I worked on The Office, Greg Daniels had a list of questions he asked of every story. Some were show-specific (eg “Are we saying something truthful if exaggerated about office life?”), but many are applicable to any script. Here’s a little thread on them… 🧵1/X #Scriptsky #Screenwriting

submitted 42 days ago • 31 comments

Umay has been placed on an EMERGENCY ADOPTION list! Please if you’re looking for a new family member consider saving Umay!

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY. David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”

submitted 46 days ago • 2049 comments

For me, fighting fascism has nothing to do with thinking I’ll win. I don’t fight because there’s an inevitable outcome, I fight because I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t do something.

submitted 46 days ago • 83 comments

I want this!

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

As a professor of English, allow me to try, humbly and with the proper respect, to offer an appropriate response to the President’s address: Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.

submitted 46 days ago • 2115 comments

Translation: "We are containing the geopolitical damage done by President Manbaby and the eyeliner wearing sofasexual."

submitted 49 days ago • 725 comments

NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes

submitted 51 days ago • 193 comments

Boss Thinks Female Employee Might Be Ready To Handle Job She’s Been Doing For Past 2 Years theonion.com/boss-th...

submitted 53 days ago • 45 comments

It was an honor to sign the guest book in the home of Anne Frank. I was here as a younger man and thought about her life as a dark chapter of history. Today, I can’t help but think of her story as one of caution. Our world is fragile, and it’s incumbent on us not to break it.

submitted 60 days ago • 1195 comments

J.D. Vance's lecture in Europe basically convinced every country to quietly create a new secret group chat without the US.

submitted 63 days ago • 444 comments

I know a lot of us in healthcare feel kind of doomed right now, but I think if we come together and brainstorm, we could make some pretty funny jokes about it all

submitted 66 days ago • 34 comments

If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.

submitted 67 days ago • 227 comments

🏆

submitted 66 days ago • 737 comments

... it's both sides 🙄

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"

submitted 71 days ago • 98 comments

Oops 😬

submitted 72 days ago • 1023 comments

It was the bescestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times...

submitted 73 days ago • 58 comments

Thou shalt impeach the motherfucker.

submitted 74 days ago • 1320 comments

They’re saying Elon’s not smart enough to build a submarine capable of visiting the wreckage site of the Titanic. They’re saying he doesn’t have enough money or gumption to do it. They’re saying he’s too much of a loser that he couldn’t even find four to five friends to bring along with him.

submitted 78 days ago • 27 comments

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

submitted 79 days ago • 1937 comments

This is not to exculpate the previous administration, but just a general observation in response to “How come democrats take forever to do anything when they have power yet republicans waste no time enacting their agenda?” It’s the same reason houses take months to build and only hours to burn.

submitted 79 days ago • 12 comments

It’s pretty rough having to walk every day into an emotionally-draining job filled with challenges and tragedies while also having to plan your future in the face of even larger, nationwide tragedies, but there’s a trick to getting through it all: dissociating

submitted 82 days ago • 12 comments

Keep fighting. Keep dancing.

submitted 82 days ago • 155 comments

Usually teach Lord of the Flies at the end of the year but decided to move it up to February because, yeah, I dunno, felt like a good time to explore fascism and masculinity as brutality.

submitted 87 days ago • 253 comments

We spent the last four years writing about the high price of eggs under Biden. Now that they’ve reached an all-time high under Trump we’ve moved on to other topics.

submitted 87 days ago • 88 comments