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Fuck em. immaculatepizza in other places as well: twitch, Instagram, and if you've found yourself in 2001, AOL Instant Messenger. gay person, geriatric millennial, he/him
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I want to see the fingers on the floor!!!!!!
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The Khanate of the One Who Was Sassy to Trump in the Oval Office, Cybernetic Prince of the Grimasty
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The Paper of Record of Trump Empire
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We gotta get em over that. PT Barnum motherfuckers are one of the most reliable things we elevate in this country.
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Yeah it would be nice if our justice system were in any way used to practically address our need for justice but it isn't.
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I.e. people who are too good at math and they think that means they're geniuses.
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A bunch of them did get punched. You're very right about that first thing though.
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You're heading in the right direction​ with this, but as a piece of journalism it should focus on legality and constitutionality (and the total absence of those qualities), rather than describing these efforts as though this were just a slightly wacky time of disorganization. Keep trying!
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The students who were treated like criminals by their universities and the cities those universities were located in? Who were called antisemitic by every voice of authority that commented on the situation? Those students and faculty? Yeah it's amazing.
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At this rate we can hope Nate Silver will wake up one day convinced he can take his own appendix out
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I feel like if you want to have these fights you should commit and say who you mean rather than just putting out vague bad vibes.
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"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect." This political relationship has manifested ever upward and now defines the operation of the federal government.
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You mean X, the Free Speech Platform?
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People saw The Apprentice and thought "well obviously this is a very important man." Also in 2016 a bunch of people thought they were seeing evil clowns everywhere. A large chunk of Americans think they are about to be kidnapped and sex trafficked at any moment. People have no idea what's real.
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Can you do some fucking journalism please?
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This is literally a damaging action though?
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A society full of ignorant skinflints complaining about how all the things they don't understand are waste.
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Maybe it was his idea for Bill to play the saxophone? I don't know.
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The irresistible allure of a very old man who is permanently associated with success because he was just kinda around when the Democrats ousted a Republican after one term generations ago. Literally useless ever since then, has not successfully guided the party through a single challenge.
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And where the fuck does that money go after it's "saved"? I'm not hearing any talk of Extra Tax Refunds or anything.
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It's true. The Senate really is bad though.
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And then hang them