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i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

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Forgive me, father, for I have sinned (empathy).

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i'm an atheist except for when i need a higher power to get mad at for my various misfortunes

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This is the stupidest I think it has ever felt to just be going to work every day

submitted 21 days ago • 73 comments

my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20

submitted 3 days ago • 655 comments

Excuse me! Garçon! I was promised fresh hell, not the same shit warmed up day after day.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

it has been two hours since Elon last posted

submitted 4 days ago • 62 comments

I think maybe replacing our ideals about ourselves and our shared identity as countrymen with brand loyalty was not the best idea America ever had

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it’s hard work being the Gay Cousin, the Cousin That Takes Walks™, and the Naked Window Neighbor, but someone’s gotta do it

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

What the

submitted 5 days ago • 83 comments

ive taken too many drugs for someone whos never been to a rave

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Me, trying to describe someone I hate // Me trying to describe someone I love

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sometimes i just decide to snort cocaine off a gay little pillow princess's pussy

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If you accept that non-citizens have no right to due process, you are accepting that citizens have no right to due process. All the government has to do is claim that you are not a citizen; without due process you have no chance to prove the contrary.

submitted 12 days ago • 319 comments

(30 years from now, at the community water distribution center waiting for my 6 ounces for the day. It is 120 degrees) man if only 5 bluesky communists had voted for Kamala Harris

submitted 10 days ago • 58 comments

nobody ever accidentally adds me to the group chat :(

submitted 12 days ago • 12 comments

Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

submitted 15 days ago • 175 comments

I have many flaws, but at least I’m not a ketamine addict with a botched penis surgery.

submitted 15 days ago • 1350 comments

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

submitted 22 days ago • 497 comments

Will Stancil is calling for all democrats to be primaried. Meanwhile, in hell, a snowball is chilling out refreshed, relaxed, moisturised, in its lane

submitted 23 days ago • 7 comments

I think some in the Senate have convinced themselves that the backlash to folding will be limited to “the left” and therefore ignorable. Those people are deeply and profoundly misreading the moment and the stakes. Virtually every swing district House Dem walked the plank to vote NO for a reason.

submitted 23 days ago • 5231 comments

A YES on cloture is a YES for the bill. Do not let anyone play games with you.

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no its ok u just havent unlocked him yet thats why he looks like that

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

My 100th birthday... in prison? - This is abuse.

submitted 51 days ago • 380 comments

yup

submitted 51 days ago • 384 comments

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

submitted 51 days ago • 793 comments

emperor vitellius plans to dismantle legionary land grants in Dalmatia and strip retiring centurions of the right to march in a triumph when returning to rome

submitted 51 days ago • 16 comments

another day at the uncrustables factory decrusting these crustables

submitted 53 days ago • 129 comments

Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue

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Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

submitted 53 days ago • 221 comments

the economy [everyone gets mad at me] sorry. i meant to say lovefool by the cardigans

submitted 53 days ago • 11 comments

Monday thought:

submitted 55 days ago • 632 comments

Rightwingers/fascists: "I want to genocide 'inferior' races." 🔫 Leftwingers (Socialists and Communists): "I want to end oppression." ✊🏾 Liberals & so-called 'Centrists': "I literally can't tell the two apart, but I think I should go help the rightwingers and fascist types. I like their message." 🙂

submitted 58 days ago • 4 comments

"fuck around and find out"? you mean the scientific method? idiot

submitted 59 days ago • 22 comments

I really wish people cared as much about trans people being attacked by their country as they do about CIA agents.

submitted 59 days ago • 12 comments

i just want to say for the record that it's bullshit that i still have to go to work even though democracy has collapsed

submitted 60 days ago • 30 comments