it has been two hours since Elon last posted - ThreadSky

cait.bsky.social • 6 days ago

it has been two hours since Elon last posted

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it has been one hour and twenty minutes since Elon posted

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I doubt it means anything. He'll be back after his cry session ready to fuck up more shit. And if anything the asshole will be on the warpath and make our lives even more miserable.

dyadicsapphic.bsky.social•6 days ago

maybe he is eating something. or hanging around. you know. just nazi things

halborski.bsky.social•6 days ago

Maybe he'll eat the same thing that famous nazi did 80 years ago.

polyparadigm.bsky.social•6 days ago

He kinda did just poison his doge I guess

revolvolution.bsky.social•6 days ago

[posts movie night popcorn GIF]

robbedoflife.bsky.social•6 days ago

craigisonline.bsky.social•6 days ago

that man is in a khole ATM

technicleah.bsky.social•6 days ago

this is amazing.

droseph.bsky.social•6 days ago

Sinking in the K hole

brightanimal.bsky.social•6 days ago

LORD OF DARKNESS, HEED MY PRAYER

brightanimal.bsky.social•6 days ago

https://youtu.be/CoZJdil0_HI?si=WMYE5Jn6aJbWFS3w

hkfinan.bsky.social•6 days ago

I love this for us

implicitpower.bsky.social•6 days ago

Funniest possible day for it to happen

joevonhoff.bsky.social•6 days ago

okayfella.cool•6 days ago

Musk Watch 2025 continues

werechicken.bsky.social•6 days ago

To think we could’ve bullied him off the Internet forever

somearelakes.bsky.social•6 days ago

earnings at 9am means juuust enough time for an 11 hour bender

fauxhammer.bsky.social•6 days ago

Dare we hope... dare we DREAM, Cait?

johnnyapplememes.bsky.social•6 days ago

fussybabybit.ch•6 days ago

They’re trying to get the gun out of his mouth before he can figure out how to turn it on

blackavar-inle.bsky.social•6 days ago

"it's all computer"

itsdoug.ca•6 days ago

So many drywall holes

captainacab.airbud.website•6 days ago

DID HE DO IT DID HE FINALLY DO IT

korgx3.bsky.social•6 days ago

Black Mirror has taught me that Elon already has Elon v2.0 prepared to activate on his deathbed and will be haunting humanity Max Headroom style long after he's gone.

bullgooseparty.bsky.social•6 days ago

The Great Trek to the Sky

1stamericanhoodlum.bsky.social•6 days ago

Elon probably

https://www.mercurynews.com/2023/11/08/elon-musk-almost-needed-sfpd-wellness-check-after-breakdown-getting-booed-at-dave-chappelle-show/

numb.comfortab.ly•6 days ago

Maybe he died

hoosiernathaniel.bsky.social•6 days ago

Don’t get my hopes up

chimney.bsky.social•6 days ago

any updates on this

hoosiernathaniel.bsky.social•6 days ago

Yeah he started posting again, unfortunately

chimney.bsky.social•5 days ago

damn, we were close everybody

spencerinlaw.bsky.social•6 days ago

The rule is: When your teammate is pitching a no hitter, you don’t jinx it by saying something out loud.

jfs.bsky.social•6 days ago

‘‘Twas an extra ketamine evening.

colindickey.com•6 days ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time

cvilletgr.bsky.social•6 days ago

Don't get up my hopes.

dvgeebees.bsky.social•6 days ago

he's watching the Cory Booker speech, give him a day

sadmoths.bsky.social•6 days ago

pleasepleaseplease

avesmaria.bsky.social•6 days ago

Locked himself in his Eisenhower office while a bunch of DOGE teens standing outside unsuccessfully try to provide him with reasons to live

r7plays.bsky.social•6 days ago

fingers crossed...

prettyliltakemachine.is-extremely.gay•6 days ago

dare I hope?

punzer.bsky.social•6 days ago

dear santa I want One Thing

rayvyn2k.bsky.social•6 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

cujorulesdtown9.bsky.social•6 days ago

His mom will post for him, just you wait

realjoenathan.bsky.social•6 days ago

Some real Mrs. Voorhees energy there

philisit.bsky.social•6 days ago

He's definitely dead.

mhodgson6.bsky.social•6 days ago

Tough sourcing ketamine in Wisconsin.

sammie.gay•6 days ago

i'm hearing "lowtax speedrun" in my head getting increasingly louder like drums in the deep and i hate myself for getting hopeful

wildgorillaman.bsky.social•6 days ago

Go in peace, you are not alone

pwallinga.bsky.social•6 days ago

The celebrity rule of threes has already started with my beloved Val Kilmer, it has the chance to correct this by taking down two terrible people to even the score

jimmyalapdance.bsky.social•6 days ago

That dude from the town hall who gets worried if he doesn’t post every half hour, for his well being, must be tweaking

accountabilabuddy.bsky.social•6 days ago

I meeeeean if *I* had just engaged in very obvious, very deliberate, very pre-meditated election fraud, I, too, would probably have lawyers going to great lengths to keep me from posting anything.

spsnomad.bsky.social•6 days ago

It’s be fun to see him appeal a criminal conviction all the way up to the WI Supreme court, only to lose on a 3-2 decision.

halborski.bsky.social•6 days ago

That man has never listened to somebody telling him he needs to shut the fuck up in his entire life.

scrambledmegs.bsky.social•6 days ago

No wonder he’s so broken.

halborski.bsky.social•6 days ago

I don't want to paint him as a victim in any way, but it's fascinating learning things about his family and youth. It explains a lot.

scrambledmegs.bsky.social•6 days ago

Agreed. He doesn’t get a pass, if anything he’s had all the time and resources to fix himself and he *chose* to be like this. He’s a pathetic coward and deserves all the disrespect he gets.

But I can’t fathom who I’d be if no one ever checked my ego. What kind of world is that?

starscape15.bsky.social•6 days ago

A world ran by and for rich white men (unfortunately).

jerryjohnson.bsky.social•6 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/jerryjohnson.bsky.social/post/3llsc6xeecc2y

nasicournus.bsky.social•6 days ago

Maybe he saw the tesla quarterly earnings right as the election results came in and decided to do us all a favor

gourmetpez.bsky.social•6 days ago

He's in the eternal k-hole in the sky

mxmaxwellmusic.bsky.social•6 days ago

I frequently pray to whatever gods may be listening that Elon Musk will fully realize how much everyone hates him and suffer a fatal stroke on the toilet like Elvis.

christdavis034.bsky.social•6 days ago

Imagine if it were this easy

hagurusean.bsky.social•6 days ago

I don't know the context of what you're saying, but I saw part of Vivian's interview with Hasan and I am PLEADING for her revealing truths about him to be the reason why he quote unquote "redacts" himself.

malanalysis.bsky.social•6 days ago

I sense this will be an entire chapter in the sequel to Character Limit

randymiller.bsky.social•6 days ago

When I was doing ketamine therapy they had me wear my CPAP because it depresses your breathing & also awareness of your own body, which is a dangerous combination. Anyway I’m sure Elon is being careful with his self pity binge, and is surrounded by friends who would check & help him if he got hurt.

peanutsandquiet.bsky.social•6 days ago

I volunteer to supervise his next binge.

klokwurk.bsky.social•6 days ago

🤞

jenstone.bsky.social•6 days ago

Let’s all whisper-chant the mantra tonight to manifest…
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