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I thought everything becoming so incredibly stupid would be funnier.
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lmaoooo and also look at this dickhead LMAO

Taps the sign: YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO GIVE THE GOVT STARLINK FOR FREE BECAUSE IT VIOLATES THE ANTIDEFICIENCY ACT WHICH WAS PASSED IN 1884 BECAUSE THIS WAS HOW CONTRACTORS SCAMMED THE GOVT INTO PAYING THEM LATER AND MUSK LITERALLY IS DOING THAT SCAM AT THE FAA

Yes

fuck this fucking car salesman I am incandescent

man when NATE SILVER gets it and you don't, holy shit

Following the initial removal of a New Era Rangers hat from MLB’s official online store earlier in the week, two more hats from the Overlap line have also been pulled. Sorry, AsHos and AnAels fans.

@propublica.org reporter Brett Murphy with an explosive scoop. This is insanity.

I know this is extremely vulgar idealism, but I do think we should try to aggressively reassert the norm that lying is bad. Not in a "Four Pinnochios" fact-checking kind of way, but in a way that frames this kind of lying as moral degeneracy that is fundamentally corrosive to the human spirit.

🚨INVESTIGATION: Private equity firms are being allowed to loot the New Deal-era housing program thats supposed to offer low-interest mortgages. Private equity is funneling the program's money into investments jacking up rents - and offering no mortgages.

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

one of the duties of the federal government most clearly spelled out in the Constitution is running an accurate census

remember when he called the chuds weird and establishment dems were like “not so fast” and then lost the election

Democrats who want to move away from small dollar donors are actually Republicans and no, you cannot change my mind:

The Trump administration is: *breaking the law by not spending appropriated money from Congress *breaking the law by ignoring a court order *lying about it *killing people *silencing public employees who are pointing all of this out

If you've never been part of a government procurement process, it might be hard to understand just how much of a "go to prison" thing this would have been at any point from 1946-2024.

This is a loudly blown whistle.

I don't think they need to flood with solutions as much as they have to flood with the message "They're taking your Medicaid from you, a drugged out lunatic and his bevy of teens have access to all your information". We need war time consiglieris.

I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F. 18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it. We made this website to tell our story: 18f.org

This is the most right wing newspaper in the UK. Extraordinary.

If DOGE is a federal agency, it can’t shield its records from the public. If it’s not an agency, then its tens of millions of dollars in funding weren’t legally allocated and should be returned, some contend.

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

Of all motherfuckers, I can’t believe the country is going down with this motherfucker.

Kind of amazed that being unable to visit a restaurant for like 4 weeks during peak COVID broke people’s brains so badly that they now just don’t believe in infectious diseases anymore. Just applying their climate change logic to something that was even more settled scientifically

In the last election, one candidate was proposing coercive restrictions on personal liberty and replacing free trade and free markets with heavy tariffs and authoritarian favoritism. The other was Kamala Harris. Bezos personally killed an endorsement of Harris and celebrated at Trump’s inauguration.

House Republicans just voted to gut Medicaid, which covers 1 in 5 Americans overall, including 41% of births and 63% of nursing home care. They also just voted to gut SNAP, on which 41 million food insecure Americans rely. This won’t just harm people. This will kill people. They own this.

it seems like DC might now be a free fire zone for ALLEGED domestic violence, as long as you have an R after your name

"When the wealth of the nation will be in the hands of a few, then we must rely upon the wisdom of the best elements in the country to readjust the laws of the nation to the changed conditions." -Founding father James Madison #USDemocracy #DemVoice1

Gonna need people to stop referring to the Eagles as "America's Team." We hate that. That's the Cowboys. You will notice how they are extremely shitty. The Eagles play for the Free City of Philadelphia. They are Philadelphia's Team. Show them some respect and get it right.

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source. Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.

If his suit were any emptier it would float right out of the studio

Terminal case of techbro disease. They literally cannot comprehend that a shit-ton of people work for the government doing things that don't involve e-mail at al whatsoever.

Only good thing about republican administrations is that I stress draw a lot more

This is the use of US power to serve Musk's interests

This is fucking incredible.

Elon Musk fired a disabled Veteran with 3 tours of duty from his job serving other Veterans at the VA. Elon’s companies get billions from defense contracts. He’s happy to profit off our servicemembers - but when he can no longer make money off them, he kicks them to the curb.

seems like it is a big deal that the unifying ideology of the doge team is neo nazism

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist