kalamazeus.bsky.social
Sarcasm is my love language.
Slightly below average golfer.
Politics makes me sad these days.
Dogs make me happy, always.
Full heartedly believe 1) we should use the word "bigly" more often, and 2) that we can do much, much, better.
Be kind.
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They kinda do that all the time though, don't they?
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Why is that guy such a try hard... he wants to be cool so freaking bad. Its embarrassing.
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According to his truth social post, the US actually won this game 73-0... biggest victory ever in the history of the game of hockey... ever... the most... biggest most beautiful. Matter of fact, I heard that he had 47 goals alone. Could have scored more, but wanted the younger guys to get some time.
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As a Michigander... tell me more about this health care.
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I think this is from the book of Mark or something. Super example of WWJD if you ask me.
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Jokes on you... we have been losing our constitution for the last 12 years. So... we are playing the long game.
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Wait, it wasnt Susan Collins? Remember that time she said everyone learned a lesson? That doesnt count for anything?
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I think you get to celebrate until the next tournament.
Also, as an American, if the next tournament doesnt go how you would like, just claim it was rigged... then you can drag out your "celebration" for 12-15 years.
Note: it is not as awesome as it sounds.
//signed//
The 11th Province
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Or, start packing.
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Dear Fans,
Be careful who you want pulling for your team. Currently 0-2 (Chiefs and Team USA). Also, fuck that guy.
//signed//
Other Fans
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The proud American in me hates this morning's roast of the US... but damn it, I cannot stop laughing.
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What if we did, like, North Dakota or Montana instead.
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American exceptionalism at its finest.
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Things we should consider moving forward:
1. Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!
2. Never chirp Canadian hockey fans.
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Ugh, I really want to be so mad at this... but damn if that was not a great game... great tournament. Also, we (the US) had this coming. He should 100% chirp the hell out of us.
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Can someone ask Mr Kluwe his thoughts on Harrison Butker.
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Guess she does not have it goin' on anymore.
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Seems they have not learned their lesson... this is bat shit crazy.
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Plot twist... what if he orders a margarita.
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Wait till more American's find out about Roots sweatpants and cabin socks. That alone will shift an additional $20M.
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Dont worry... Elon will send in people that work for him to weed out the bad contracts (meaning any contract not to him) and then say, well, lets just give it to me since I am the one that found all these millions in savings anyway. Tada. Worlds worst magic trick.
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Well, we knew that the minute he voted against the nominees.
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Wow... a real portrait of courage that Susan Collins is.
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But we are sure he has a good reason, right...
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And Rs will run with this... thinking it is some type of cool own of the libs. Jeeesh.
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They are probably just going to rename it "Wild to Mild Again" and then take credit for it.
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Also, Mike Johnson, man of god, does not give a shit about them... unless they want to monitor his porn, then he is all in.
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He just wants something to hang a catchy slogan to, which, he will steal from someone else (just like he did with maga) - the most unoriginal marketing "genius" ever. Current front runners:
1. Where's the beef
2. Just Do It
3. Quicker Picker Upper
4. Have it your way
5. Betcha can't eat just one
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To be fair... a lot of people have proven their theory.
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"But I am sure he has learned his lesson and will no longer make stupid ass comments like this... probably." - Darling Nikki (maybe, but probably not)
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Ironically, fired by the worst of the worst.
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I cant help but think, maybe have a meeting in Ukraine - not in Saudi Arabia. See what is actually happening, or has happened.
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Queue the parrots....
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Renaming the GoM would be in the top 5? Come on now...
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I feel like this shows 1 thing: when D constituents are unhappy, they are not afraid to say they are unhappy when their elected official is not up to snuff.
Rs stay the course and lie, lie, lie no matter what. Because, they cannot admit to being conned.
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Diane Lockhart!
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I never take this account seriously... I only get my info from rea_hhhhhhhhjklli
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Imagine being so thirsty... he is the living embodiment of a Rom Com where someone just wants to be noticed by the lead character but are constantly put in the friend zone.
He is just not that into you.
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Remember when Fox lost their minds over Harris and Walz held a joint interview?
That was way different though.
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My guess is they took a week off to care for their 150 year old parents.
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Of all the stupid ass things he said... this one.. chef's kiss.
My kid should just say "if you take away all my bad grades, I am basically a 4.0 student."
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Right, but remember, he said he would make mistakes and its up to "the people" to correct him. I am sure this is not intentional at all... just an accident. Don't pay attention to the fact millions have already seen this, and will think this is accurate information. Oopsie.
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Go to move: say something is a law, even when it is not, and let the rubes do your bidding. Even though its not a law, if enough people say/think it is - that is good enough.
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Glad to see that someone has the fortitude to do something. There was a time, it would be the US... the good ole days.
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Stop believing anything is "accidental" - it is absolutely intentional.
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I am sure he learned his lesson.
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Every. Single. Time.