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Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

They screwed this all up.

Kind of a technicality because I haven't logged in in months, but see you in hell 🫡

When Trump's father began to visibly decline from dementia, they let him keep coming into the office to read and sign worthless papers at his desk so Fred could keep up the illusion he was still running the business. Just something that came to mind atm while Elon is busying himself w/crimes.

The people yearn for the stove

Trying and struggling to think of any consumer facing tech that feels *less* consumer driven than generative AI

It really is such masculine energy to blame things on a woman who no longer works at the company www.nytimes.com/2025/01/16/u...

Mr. Zuckerberg, who I was told is done with politics, is running his policy choices by a white nationalist.

Based on the replies to this you’d think a significant portion of the country are leftists rather than like 1/5 the size of the national association of realtors

Remember in The Social Network when they framed Sean Parker bullying Zuck as like a cool jock hating on a nerd thing? Turns out that was good, actually. Shove these assholes into lockers again. Maybe bullying is good.

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

Surely at least somethings aren't caused by wokeness? Like just statistically there has to be at least one other thing capable of causing mishaps. I dunno, seems that way to me.

they laugh at us while our city burns. but somehow its the liberals who are always told they need to reach out and show more empathy to the other side while they celebrate natural disasters. trump is scum.

I would rather LA have a mayor who just says she wants more and more people to be priced out than one who engages in this kind of nonsense

Welcome to the public domain, THE SKELETON DANCE (1929). 🎞️ 🎶👻 Walt Disney Studios' first Silly Symphony cartoon is a wordless masterpiece of synchronized animation & music featuring dancing skeletons in a graveyard. ➡️ https://blog.archive.org/2025/01/01/welcome-to-the-public-domain-in-2025⁠

FIGHT ON, LET’S GOOO ✌🏻 Love not blowing a bowl game 🥲

Watching the tech founders line up to signal their right wing bona fides is like watching people buy Pets.com at $11/share.

picking up a urinal from the adjoining room and placing it against the far wall to make a Korok appear

People sometimes make fun of science that sounds stupid and random. Meanwhile, a study of lizard saliva turned into a peptide medication, which was turned into a diabetes medication, which was turned into a GLP1 weight loss drug, that just became the first therapy every approved for … sleep apnea

MOM SAYS SHE IS PROUD OF BOTH OF US EQUALLY

It me

get every single one of these people out of leadership and put them on a farm somewhere i don’t give a shit www.msnbc.com/jonathan-cap...

I hope Apple never ever improves their AI, this is perfect already.

Watching the world’s best movie rn, this is a cinematic masterpiece