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Under your porch. I have warm snacks in my pouch.
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. Being an adult means I can eat whatever the fuck I want whenever the fuck I want. I'm not hung up on mealtime terminology, man; if I want pancakes at 10pm, I'm having pancakes. And there's not a goddamned thing anyone can do to stop me. So there.

Kind of sucks that we didn't at least get a Roaring Twenties before what's about to come

Their faith lets them worship power while they’re offended by mercy. It’s not Christianity they’re practicing.

Trump went from promising to end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours after becoming President to "Well, you're going to have to ask Russia" in less time than it took to break his other promise about lowering prices. What a weak clown.

I’ve made a terrible mistake 😭

Americans are dying and losing their homes. And this needy sociopath is gloating. What a horrible, damaged person.

Dong lateral raises on a cable machine are so humbling 😌

“ I hope I don’t run to any weirdos on my walk” I say as I carry an old wasp nest I found

Here’s something to think about as you kick off 2025: ✨We are all stardust.✨ Every atom of oxygen in our lungs, of carbon in our muscles, of calcium in our bones, of iron in our blood—was created inside a star before Earth was born. Image: NASA Hubble Space Telescope, CC BY 2.0, flickr

There's not much Mr Asimov says that I don't agree with . . . 📚 📖 📚 #greenwitchtea #greenwitch #books #learning #sciencefiction #fairytales #fantasy #library #reading #witchsky #witch #isaacasimov

Don’t mind me, just boiling some garbage 😌

Genuinely feel like this country is close to the top of the first drop of the desth coaster

Bobby Jr. shares his secret to getting brain worm.

Embroidery helps, though

What’s y’all’s Spotify wrap lookin’ like??

TODAY’S UNREQUESTED ADVICE …is it good advice? did you like it? Give it a 💙and please RP😘😘

I can’t even bring myself to even feel a little sad for that CEO guy… it feels more like, one of the most prolific serial killers in history just got taken out 🌝

#horror goals

They always get so offended when someone says this

My feed is full of art, space, and kitty pictures… I feel at peace 😌

And we’ll be there to say: “We told you so”

one true love

Just me and my partner for thanksgiving this year, but still making is special. Starting out with some spiced cider

History is there for us to learn from…

nothing beats pizza from a place with a bad website

Nope, never again.

Hot take, but this site is so much nicer than twitter 😌