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A Good Boy Ben Solo stan. Rey and Ben SMOOCHED UwU
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Lmao 🤣 savages

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also, if rhythm heaven gets announced tomorrow I get a tattoo of this guy on my ass this is legally binding

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the strongest case for socializing the ownership of capital is that the current owners of capital are idiots

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Assassin’s Creed Twitter account just torched Elon Musk on his own platform

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Polly & Dan (Part 4) - Gator Days

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“Sometimes I ask myself, is everyone else on the bombing Yemen group chat except me?”

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OOPS MY FINGER SLIPPED AND I BOUGHT IT. TY Loungefly (and Funko) for being the only ones who want our money 🤷‍♀️

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Surprising to hear that a government formed exclusively of a country’s most stupid people isn’t really working out.

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Spray-Painted Penis Only Thing Holding Cybertruck Together

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller March 23,1960

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When I was growing up in the 1970s no one saw color. Also, everyone was, like, very, very old. And loads of them were fecking ENORMOUS. I mean, like, five or six times bigger than me. And if you didn’t like some food it would turn into a plane! That flew in your mouth! Magic! When did that change?

submitted 4 days ago • 154 comments

( humming "The Cancan")

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this is why you never leave the house

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Lady, he's putting my kids through college!

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"We don't want your swasticars Take a one way trip to Mars" goes so hard as a rally chant

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Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back. This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008. Also bigger than the 2024 DNC. And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).

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I've always wanted a car with a roof that flies off for no reason, but doors that don't come off while you're burning alive inside it. My dreams have come true.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right

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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

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I can’t believe Mario did 9/11 smh

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(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)

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Saw a shirt on Pinterest

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"dei medal" you might as well just put "n*gger medal" because that's what they mean to say

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Happy #Reylo 10 year anniversary, Everyone!

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I just saw a Cybertruck with a "Baby on Board" sticker and thought that was very self-aware of the owner.

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“If everything goes right, none of you will be able to afford food, housing, or retirement ever again.” theonion.com/trump-says-r...

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