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"Everything looks like a conspiracy when you don't know how anything works."

submitted 5 days ago • 17 comments

This is Muamba and Ollie. Ollie just got here and is currently being inspected. He's not sure what for, but really hopes he passes. 13/10 for both

submitted 5 days ago • 306 comments

Trump's ongoing toddler tantrum is shutting down the arts and sciences bc they have something of value to offer the world, and deep down inside he knows he has nothing to offer.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

There are simply too many types of apples now. Do I want a Sweet Bunny Brown or a Green Judicious? What are you even talking about?

submitted 6 days ago • 29 comments

for sale: politicians’ spines, never used

submitted 11 days ago • 40 comments

MANDY IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN: last seen at Evergreen and Greene Avenues she's chipped: 985113009562581 and six pounds. If you've seen or found her please call 888-466-3242 and PLEASE RT MANDY!

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

ZACHARY IS MISSING IN THE BRONX: last seen at Jerome and Mount Eden Avenues. A reward of $500 is offered. If you've seen or found him please go here: www.lostmydoggie.com/details.cfm?... and/or phone 917-870-4393 AND PLEASE RT ZACHARY!

submitted 14 days ago • 4 comments

This is Guinness. He just won the gold medal for best puppy eyes. But the work never stops. 12/10

submitted 18 days ago • 78 comments

This is Elly. She was wondering if that lap was taken, and if she could perhaps sit on it. Promises she won't take up too much space. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: elly___1206)

submitted 15 days ago • 73 comments

This is Mister Winston. He is here to remind you that spring is just around the corner, and brighter days are ahead. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

submitted 22 days ago • 117 comments

I don’t know about you but I find the constant rage to be quite slimming

submitted 22 days ago • 24 comments

"If any of you has a better solution than completely capitulating in every circumstance, I do not want to hear it." - Chuck Schumer

submitted 24 days ago • 11 comments

Being an asshole has consequences.

submitted 27 days ago • 1832 comments

This sweet nervous pup was rescued from an abusive household, and now he joins his loving cat bestie for bed every night 🥹💕 *Please consider adoption. There are so many animals dumped in rescues and shelters, waiting for loving forever homes ❤️ 🎥 Cattalescentral #cats #dogs

submitted 28 days ago • 372 comments

"I see you have pizza. I too enjoy pizza"

submitted 30 days ago • 166 comments

Celebrate International Women's Day by interrupting men with your unsolicited opinions and taking credit for their work. If they get upset about it, be sure to tell them that they sound hysterical and should smile more.

submitted 30 days ago • 370 comments

I think I'm in love.

submitted 31 days ago • 14 comments

literally every time I talk to friends

submitted 37 days ago • 205 comments

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

submitted 32 days ago • 1573 comments

There are good people out there.

submitted 35 days ago • 353 comments

NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

submitted 36 days ago • 6013 comments

We want to send a message to the world: what has happened today is an absolute disgrace. It is completely un-American.

submitted 37 days ago • 537 comments

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

submitted 37 days ago • 740 comments

REMY IS MISSING IN BROOKLYN: last seen near Debevoise Ave and Jackson St. If you've seen or found her please go here: www.lostmydoggie.com/details.cfm?... and/or phone 347-741-5890 and PLEASE RT REMY!

submitted 42 days ago • 3 comments

Big crowd at the SF Tesla dealership protesting our unelected overlord. A tiny sign hangs from an upstairs window

submitted 48 days ago • 212 comments

Sometimes in the middle of eating a rotisserie chicken I ask myself “did I just run a red light?”

submitted 100 days ago • 472 comments

Another way the dictatorship might kill you. This is from a friend who is a retired air traffic controller.

submitted 49 days ago • 268 comments

Worried about Pete Hegseth’s plan for peace for our time? This one pot shepherd’s pie will make you feel like you’re in 1930s London.

submitted 51 days ago • 25 comments

me buying an egg with the money i get back

submitted 54 days ago • 52 comments

Democrats may no longer have a democracy, but they still have something more important: their norms.

submitted 56 days ago • 35 comments

This is a great idea. Do you know anyone in Congress you can talk to?

submitted 61 days ago • 2787 comments

This is Huxley. He hopes you're having a good day, but if not, he’s conveniently right here and an excellent listener. 14/10 (IG: hugoandursula)

submitted 62 days ago • 155 comments

Reminder: No one really knows anyone else through social media posts. Do Bluesky your way. Don't let people bully you for however you choose to use your account. Some of the silliest accounts I know do a ton of political work off-line (in the real world). They just choose not to post about it.

submitted 63 days ago • 8 comments

Thank you, Canada!

submitted 64 days ago • 791 comments

Listen to Marianne Faithfull cover Harry Nilsson's "Don't Forget Me," with only piano accompaniment, from the astonishing "20th Century Blues" album. I saw her do this live in NYC once and will never forget it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGzX...

submitted 63 days ago • 27 comments

This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.

submitted 66 days ago • 79 comments

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...