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shaushka.bsky.social
Currently staying alive out of ✨ spite ✨
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money miku and ironmouse

submitted 8 days ago • 12 comments

Modern uni AU part 2.5/? 😆 Still thanks to another comment on xitter : "God, imagine Jayce doing the same binocular thing to Viktor when he swims. Except there is no one else there so that boy is not subtle 😂" It made me laugh so I had to do it lmao

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH** * Currently paused by Executive Order ** Grant reviews now all canceled www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...

submitted 35 days ago • 2539 comments

STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT

submitted 35 days ago • 256 comments

You are here:

submitted 37 days ago • 523 comments

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

submitted 40 days ago • 389 comments

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

submitted 41 days ago • 787 comments

My poor, tortured heart is at ease any time I see a device that still has a 3.5 headphone jack 🥲

submitted 42 days ago • 162 comments

my jaw genuinely dropped at how beautiful the new jwst image is.

submitted 44 days ago • 112 comments

On avait progressivement diminué les posts sur X, à partir d’aujourd’hui on arrêtera complètement de poster là-bas.

submitted 45 days ago • 86 comments

everything is Dead Internet now

submitted 50 days ago • 306 comments

[Paper dragon room] I want to draw more dragons this year, so the first painting of the year has to start off strong

submitted 50 days ago • 386 comments

"smart dishwasher" why the fuck would I want a smart dishwasher I like my appliances stupid and meek thank you very much

submitted 53 days ago • 321 comments

Game: “This is a time urgent mission we don’t have time to waste!” Me: *Searches every nook and cranny of the area for treasure chests before progressing the storyline*

submitted 53 days ago • 298 comments

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submitted 58 days ago • 49 comments

T’as mal choisi ta cible John

submitted 66 days ago • 16 comments

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

submitted 70 days ago • 1384 comments

submitted 71 days ago • 27 comments

#Balatro is now rated 18+ 🃏 The game's creator fires back: "Since PEGI gave us an 18+ rating for having evil playing cards, maybe I should add microtransactions, loot boxes, and real gambling to lower that rating to 3+ like EA Sports FC"

submitted 73 days ago • 144 comments

WHO ARE YOU????

submitted 73 days ago • 87 comments

I’ve had enough of woke ugly men in our games, so I’ve improved Geralt

submitted 74 days ago • 378 comments

submitted 76 days ago • 61 comments

Enron's CEO was hit in the face with a pie today.

submitted 77 days ago • 94 comments

Violence isn't the answer. *opens history book* Uhh, uh, oh. *Frantically starts flipping though pages* "Where's the peaceful revolution where nobody did anything but things got better?!" "Must be here somewhere!"

submitted 77 days ago • 17 comments

submitted 79 days ago • 220 comments

It is funny that the entire NYPD was less useful than one of Central Pennsylvania's bored and resentful strip mall gargoyles

submitted 80 days ago • 84 comments

You can tell the site is really growing because whenever a post does numbers it’s got that classic thing where it’s like Hours 1-5: friends faving and reposting Hour 6: angry people demanding an explanation and context for your joke about Chewbacca’s butthole

submitted 80 days ago • 132 comments

just from a folklore point of view, "attractive hooded man kills billionaire head of hated business with bullets inscribed with political slogans and then vanishes" is narratively breathtaking

submitted 82 days ago • 116 comments

Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.

submitted 82 days ago • 129 comments

submitted 84 days ago • 1181 comments

I wish all CEOs a pleasant trip to New York City, where anything can happen

submitted 85 days ago • 174 comments

submitted 85 days ago • 553 comments

Did I just see a video of a CEO being smoked on Bluesky

submitted 85 days ago • 308 comments

Throwback to that time I was drawing Mozart/Salieri from the French musical ‘Mozart l’Opéra Rock’

submitted 85 days ago • 9 comments

Cat: You don't understand, you must let me out into the world, I yearn to be free and unfettered by domesticity Same cat five minutes later: WHY DID YOU BANISH ME TO THE FROZEN REALMS OF THE OUTER WORLD THERE IS NOTHING BUT A WASTELAND THERE HOW DARE YOU SIR

submitted 89 days ago • 412 comments

Pardon Charleroi, la vie de moi je voulais pas

submitted 90 days ago • 108 comments

New Orleans out here innovating in bread shapes. Say hello to the challigator.

submitted 92 days ago • 164 comments

bon il crève quand le vieux là? besoin de bonnes nouvelles un peut

submitted 91 days ago • 11 comments

The problem is everything.

submitted 91 days ago • 11 comments

j'oublie que je dois poster ici

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

132 years ago this cartoon was drawn, and in 132 years the problem has only gotten worse.

submitted 93 days ago • 91 comments

Si je peux me permettre un conseil. Ne répondez pas aux trolls évidents. Ignorez-les, masquez-les, bloquez les ou signalez. On repart de zéro ici, autant ne pas répéter les défauts de Twitter. Ne rentrez pas dans les faux débats. Vous économiserez du temps et de l'énergie, vraiment.

submitted 95 days ago • 12 comments

I know BlueSky is on to something because all the worst people you know are raging against it

submitted 95 days ago • 490 comments

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

submitted 97 days ago • 2028 comments

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