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Me: stands on one leg My flamenco teacher: No.

submitted 22 hours ago • 34 comments

I don't understand why the MSM isn't talking about this at all. www.meritalk.com/articles/hou...

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Breaking: RFK Jr. has forced out PETER MARKS, the nation’s top vaccine regulator. In his resignation letter, obtained by the Post, Marks said he was willing to work with RFK Jr on his vaccine concerns — but said Kennedy wishes “subservient confirmation of his misinformation and lies.”

submitted 1 day ago • 1254 comments

The surviving types of studio movies: - Brutal horror-comedy shot in Australia - Ordinary Man Has Awesome Kill Skills - Authorized musician biopic - Christian film that looks like Skyrizi ad - Arch auteurist bit from 31yo A24 guy - Christopher Nolan (biennial) - 2010-style raunch comedy (biennial)

submitted 2 days ago • 81 comments

Me: my floor is dirty Swiffer: what if you had a wet paper towel on stick

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STOP 👏 USING 👏 THE 👏 PHRASE 👏 LET 👏 THE 👏 CAT 👏 OUTTA 👏 THE 👏 BAG 👏 CATS 👏 LOVE 👏 THE 👏 SHIT 👏 OUTTA 👏 BAGS 👏 I'VE👏 SEEN 👏 A 👏 CAT👏 HANG 👏 OUT👏 IN 👏 A 👏 BAG 👏 FOR👏 THREE👏 DAYS 👏 STRAIGHT 👏 DO 👏 YOUR 👏 DAMN 👏 RESEARCH!

submitted 3 days ago • 145 comments

Confident stupidity is the defining trait of the modern GOP

submitted 4 days ago • 46 comments

We weren't allowed to have cell phones where I was deployed, but if we had them and I texted my buds details about our upcoming flights I'd still be in prison.

submitted 3 days ago • 5 comments

anyway calling these "war plans" when they were actually plans to blow up an apartment building full of civilians because the girlfriend of a guy we don't like lived there sounds more like "terrorism plans" or perhaps even more accurately "terrorism factory creation plans"

submitted 4 days ago • 402 comments

Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism

submitted 4 days ago • 335 comments

Was just reading John Quincy Adams' oral arguments before SCOTUS in the Amistad case and this part seems, uh, pretty relevant

submitted 4 days ago • 167 comments

He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink He sends a text that remind him of the war plans He sends a text that reminds him of the war crimes #Hegseth

submitted 5 days ago • 360 comments

you’ve heard this a million times today by now but it’s still so fucking funny they added the editor of the Atlantic to a fucking war plans group chat entirely by accident

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Just the absolute best there ever was.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

My bracket's busted but my team is in the sweet 16 so what complaint could I possibly have

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The geniuses at DOGE are bringing us insights like "I'm not really sure why the tax agency for a country of 330 million people has a larger staff than a midsize bank"

submitted 6 days ago • 426 comments

To: M👹M, SS is not a ponzi scheme. It is not a for profit business. It is not a grift on the public. It is a PAY AS YOU GO retirement plan for US. As co$ts rise, taxes rise. It has no maturity date as it is never ending. You are a real "dum f*ck" if you can't visualize that. Tesla stock prove that.🖕

submitted 8 days ago • 5 comments

A good friend of mine who wasn't much older than me and who I had a lot in common with died unexpectedly yesterday after he went into the hospital for a bad stomachache and it turned out he had an aggressive form of lymphoma. He was young and full of life. He was a kickass lawyer. God damn it.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

doing patchwork liberalism in a handful of countries for 75 years drove up human life expectancy by two and a half fold and income by twenty fold but then we let people read their neighbors thoughts online and now that’s over

submitted 8 days ago • 32 comments

If any blue states secede, I'd definitely move there. I can't imagine I'm alone. I'm tired of living with the constant threat of republicans hanging over my head.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Please stop putting little screens on the gas pumps and forcing me to learn what a "Lainey Wilson" is.

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submitted 9 days ago • 45 comments

Trump nominated a guy to the bench. Everyone said he was a lazy ideologue with bad temperament and the usual suspects dismissed that as liberal rubbish. Anyway he just issued a dissent from a Ninth Circuit opinion in the form of a YouTube video with Old Spice ads in which he waves guns around.

submitted 9 days ago • 95 comments

I will just reiterate -- even though doing so has long since become pointless -- that keeping these current lunatics out of office was an entirely sufficient argument for voting Dem up and down the ballot. People who didn't do so should feel bad about themselves.

submitted 10 days ago • 217 comments

Obviously these people are pretty evil, extremely stupid, and have fully poached their brains, but I'm convinced that they're just using the ugliest language they can so you'll stop engaging. It's strategic, but also more or less the same thing that skunks do.

submitted 10 days ago • 23 comments

Accidentally swallowed wrong this morning. RIP to me

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

If you cannot honor an American hero like Jackie Robinson -- and especially if you go out of your way to attempt to ERASE him -- you are a white supremacist. That's just a simple fact. It's high time that everyone say that in clear terms. That we call these people what they are.

submitted 11 days ago • 15 comments

mf said hedge strimmer

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I’m convinced that people who say they don’t like the eagles have never actually listened to the eagles.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment