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I was thinking of putting my dnd randmbing/ ideas on here. Post pictures of Cheeto (my dog) idk
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Meanwhile over on Instagram

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No New Friends

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[being chased by a masked killer through the woods] hey, buddy, i think this is against the rules!!!

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I don't think any of us can judge the people who clap when the plane lands now.

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DOGE By The Numbers theonion.com/doge-by...

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Grandma has something to say

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The lengths a man will go to to avoid learning to draw a horse.

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I Think We Should Just Stay Here Forever #Art by Tiny Piece of Mercury

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Mentally Unbalanced Man Still Waiting For The Right Trump Comment To Incite Him theonion.com/mentall...

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I'm sure someone has said this before, but eugenics is for people who can think of no redeeming qualities than their genetic code.

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We're running a bit later than we did last year, but we've finally locked in the nominees for all 11 categories at the Dead Meat Horror Awards. The panelists are voting now and we'll be filming soon. Expected release will be the end of April. Helluva year for horror!

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Show everyone you are smart despite your current salary. store.theonion.com/c...

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[high school reunion] CLASSMATE: I'm a top chef. You? ME: I'm an Avoca CLASSMATE: what's an Avoca do? ME: a top chef would know

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Local Lutheran Minister Loves To Fuck His Wife theonion.com/local-l...

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Most people don't know this but Ancient Rome was fully remote until Julius Caesar implemented a return to office program and well you know what happened next

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Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air theonion.com/trump-c...

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Revival Of Internship Program Heralds CEO’s Daughter Coming Of Age theonion.com/revival...

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87% Of Loud Crashing Noises Are Nothing, Report Top Experts From Other Room theonion.com/87-of-l...

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Drunk Man Doesn’t Like The Way Kumon Logo Looking At Him theonion.com/drunk-m...

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Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions theonion.com/historians-p...

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math wrong

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Kitty Shall Never Starve

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Wisdom

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JD Vance Sets Out Little Heart-Covered Mailbox On Desk Just In Case theonion.com/jd-vanc...

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New Evidence Suggests Humans Developed Written Language To Avoid Breaking Up In Person theonion.com/new-evi...

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Happy Valentine's Day Everyone!

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I used to get wistful when this song would come on cause I knew the fun voices I loved listening to were done for the night. youtu.be/4Olt4BVB4zY?...

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Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer theonion.com/wooden-...

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dino spends his well earned penny 🦕

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a womb tattoo would fix me

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Would you pet this kitty? My Tabaxi video dropping TOMORROW 🎉💗

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Helldivers! We ha e been had! The illuminate has hacked our system tricked us into a false flag operations. They sent us away as the meridian black hole moves towards super earth! #helldivers2 #helldivers #ps5 #4SuperEarth

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