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Malaysian, Magic/EDH player, erstwhile lawyer, perennial debater & coach. #YNWA
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If this were a 75-employee small business this would be an unacceptable level of chaotic conflict between rival alleged supervisory chains. In the most important bureaucratic organization in the world...

He’s really picking the wrong city to fuck with this time. bsky.app/profile/atru...

If you’re cheering for a South African sociopath to fuck over US military veterans then you should probably stop with that America first bullshit.

chat is it good for a dictionary to be mad at you

Target loses 15.7BILLION$$ since ending its DEI initiatives. Keep it up. I'll try a short vid while doing domestic shit in a bit.

Sure looks like Google News caught the Latin Times using a large language model to write an article picking up on my latest report

Amanda Zurawski has been named one of TIME magazine’s Women of the Year. Amanda’s Story: Citing the state’s abortion laws, Texas doctors denied Amanda Zurawski emergency medical care when her water broke at only 18 weeks of pregnancy. It was September of 2021, and Amanda was miscarrying. Her…

Murphy: "There's no separation between the Kremlin & the White House right now. The White House is a full-time Kremlin propaganda operation..there's a real probability American troops are going to have fight abroad to protect the global world order & our allies & perhaps American sovereignty itself"

There are moments in these deportation fights when I can just FEEL how pissed off they are that I’m Puerto Rican 😂 they want to threaten me with it so bad 😂

New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

I have solved Bird Flu. Give the chickens ivermectin. Have the chickens practice Earthing. The problem with their immune systems is they are not touching the soil enough. Coffee enemas for all chickens. Also we must stop reading them Ibram X. Kendi. Eggs will be back and most importantly not gay.

Hey, remember when a crowd at a Dave Chapelle show booed Elon Musk and Dave chastised the crowd?

BREAKING🚨: Three migrants just handed tRump a legal defeat, blocking their deportation to Guantanamo Bay. But tRump, ever the lawbreaker, ignored the court's order and shipped them off the next day. This is nothing short of UNCONSTITUTIONAL. Source ABC news.

"Operation Whirlwind" sounds like some kind of Soviet military action designed to crush a Warsaw Pact state trying to get its freedom. Because that's exactly what it was:

This is what bold independent journalism looks like. NPR isn't afraid to report Truth to Power. Legacy media take note.

If I had known that my both-siding and obsessive focus on “cancel culture” would lead to the massacre of hundreds of thousands of Ukrainian civilians, I might’ve done things differently. No, who am I kidding, I would’ve done things exactly the same.

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And, perhaps even more fitting, an Idiocracy.

🚨🚨🚨 PSA- Gov. Braun has banned the distribution of the Imagination Station books in Indiana. For those who do not know, Imagination Station is a program started by Dolly Parton which provides a free book each month to children from 0-5. 1/2

Jocelynn Rojo Carranza, just 11 years old, “took her own life in Texas after she was tormented by classmates who threatened to call Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) authorities and have her family deported from the US, her grieving parents have said.” www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...

Everything’s going to be ok now, Doofy is here for you ♥️ #Cat #Cats #CatsOfBluesky #CatLover

One of the coolest cards ever

I am not kidding when I say Madison intended impeachment to be used on the first, next, and last President who referred to themselves as a king, and we ought to do him right

Dude has some weird ass takes.

Kendrick got the yts on the clock app teaching history lessons inspired by his 40 acres and a mule line at the superbowl! Y’all can NEVER make me hate that man!!!

bots be like

resonates.

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Regrettably I think there is a strong chance this loathsome unamerican creep will keep his job. Keeping him is a flex, like rehiring the “normalize Indian hate” guy was. They are steadily dragging the Overton window to allow more overt white nationalism and racism.

Chris Murphy: "My prediction is that if you vote for Kash Patel, more than any other confirmation vote you make, you will come to regret this one to your grave."

the only way forward for video games is self-published games made by properly-organised studios corporate ownership will fire all of you in the end.

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For Frankie Muniz, balancing a career as a professional NASCAR driver and a TV actor isn't a fantasy; it'll be his very busy reality this upcoming year.

As it turns out, Mike Johnson is now learning that a lot of Republican voters are on Medicaid.

Crockett: "Down in Alabama, who's broke. Down in Louisiana, who's broke. I can go through pretty much the entire south and tell you that they're broke and rely on a lot of welfare from the government. To be perfectly honest, it is tax dollars from these big blue states...we're in the find out phase"

3rd day in a row on the golf course while Musk runs the country. He didn’t even know yesterday that the head of the Social Security Admin resigned, and didn’t know SpaceX employees were working at the FAA/DOD, and claimed Medicaid wasn’t being cut when it’s being cut massively.

Works as advertised

It is 2029. Luka Doncic, 375 pounds now, is eating an open faced turkey sandwich during the first TV timeout of the 4th quarter of Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Experts wonder if he’s fat enough to win a 4th straight title. President Ocasio-Cortes has invaded El Salvador.

Ah yes, the magical 🦄 "better trade deal" that is simultaneously going to reduce our trade deficit with 🇨🇳 AND have them invest more in 🇺🇸, the math be damned.

Dark Pence is back.

For a fantasy that's supposed to be final, there sure are plenty of them Almost like FINAL_DRAFT_EDIT.doc

Former 🇺🇸 ambassador to Russia 👇🏽

Bunch of smegheads trying to get @aliasv.bsky.social and @goberthicks.bsky.social to lose their sponsors? Oh, look, it's the newest episode of Hijinks which you should go watch, like, subscribe, and then share with a friend: www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAi9... #magicthegathering

Congrats, America. We're now on Putin's side.

AP is banned from WH events and all the other legacy journalists walk right in. If this was the 60s, we know who would have been with the Freedom Riders, and who would’ve been writing about them from a safe place. AP stands alone. Sad but true.

It's ridiculous we're arguing about the Stuart Constitution in the Year of Our Lord 2025. It is irritating to fight battles with people who think they can learn 400 years of Anglo-American law on the fly and think everyone else is wrong but them. It's obnoxious in ordinary times; it's dangerous now.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

Trumpists will continue to be furious at any dissent no matter how much power they steal. That’s because the administration is premised on pathological insecurity. They’re shitty people, they know it, and they will never stop resenting being seen as shitty people.

The craziest part about the AEW ring being smaller is how Linda McMahon is likely going to be installed as the new Secretary of Education and programs for disabled teens trying to transition from high school to the workforce are being cut. 🤼‍♂️

As someone who camps at Yosemite a few times every year... this is frustrating. And so pointless.