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🖖 Trekkie at heart | 🧠 Philosophy nerd | ✈️ Aviation enthusiast | 💻 Software Developer from Central Illinois Exploring the universe, one idea at a time. 🚀
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This is how we beat them - not with outrage but with mockery. www.duffelblog.com/p/suspicious...

Imagine demanding a performance report from people who don’t report to him. Who does Elon think he is?

National Park Service rangers have pulled off a brilliant action in Yosemite Park on El Capitan by deploying a massive American flag upside down in the traditional sign of distress or extreme emergencies.

Star Trek TNG, S4E3: Data has an elaborate 37-step plan to seize control of the Enterprise and (if he felt like it) kill the entire crew. He simply never cared to act on it... until now 8/10 in retrospect, maybe saying all their passwords out loud was ill-advised

REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!

Yup that's me, golfing and playing tennis during the workday JFC

Think Tank Called ‘The Himmler Institute’ Assures Nation This All Legal theonion.com/think-t...

Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites theonion.com/report-...

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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

50 year old planes in my head vs actual 50 year old planes.

Ouch

Absolutely beautiful rendition of the E

starship troubleshooting computer is being mean

“It was an accident!! He’s autistic!!”

She's got us there!

A sensible plan!

Good old Nova class. Eases the pain.

At first I was like “well, it could be out of context…” but nope. The video footage is unmistakable.

It’ll be interesting to look back on in 4 years, assuming we still have Internet in our Mad-Max hellscape 😅

Uh… did I just see what I thought I saw?

One of my favorite TNG episodes. Remember watching this one when I was a kid.

How incredibly embarrassing for the United States

Nailed it.

Star Trek TNG, S3E7: Geordi gets lost on an away mission, so he does what a normal person would do: mine for raw minerals, smelt them, and cast the metal into climbing spikes using nothing more than a phaser 7/10 I like Geordi better when he's on a planet with no women

this used to be our best image of planet earth. not many people know this

sitting at the dinner table listening to your friends talk about the hobby you’re secretly a reddit mod on

So DS9 is 32 years old. Feeling ancient yet?

Funny how all Starfleet's time travel whoopsies happen on Earth. You'd think at some point they'd get trapped back on ancient Ferenginar, back when the Ferengi were so fantastically primitive they hadn't yet invented compound interest

Walking Sports Database Scorns Walking Sci-Fi Database

Star Trek TNG, S3E5: Worf gets into a custody battle with a ghost 7/10 a sweet episode

Man Just Having One Of Those Decades Where He Doesn't Feel Like Doing Anything theonion.com/man-just-hav...

Happy New Year! 🍾🥳

HAPPY NEW 2025 YEAR BLUESKY FAM!

Congratulations! We are all within hours of surviving 2024 & ready to face the challenges of the decade that will be 2025.

I feel like this means something. What? I’m not sure. 🤔

CEO Unveils Bold New Plan To Undo Damage From Last Year’s Bold New Plan theonion.com/ceo-unveils-...

Them: Star Trek Died After Enterprise Me:

If you see this, share a vehicle.

Them: Star Trek Died After Enterprise Me:

Sarah Palin bursts into the chat like she's storming the beaches of Normandy, all while keeping one eye on Russia from her Alaskan front porch, armed with nothing but her binoculars.

This meme never gets old… Just like our children if we follow RFK Jr’s vaccine advice!