the least surprising thing in the history of the world is that Matt Gaetz is a guy who'd hit up a sex worker for a discount - ThreadSky

themountaingoats.bsky.social • 62 days ago

the least surprising thing in the history of the world is that Matt Gaetz is a guy who'd hit up a sex worker for a discount

Reposted from Catherine Rampell

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yourcanadiangf.bsky.social•62 days ago

Customer Appreciation Week?
Did you bring a Groupon?

marclivolsi.bsky.social•62 days ago

On the plus side, contrary to trumpian tradition, it does appear that he largely DID pay, only stiffing them physically, not metaphorically. 🤔

patientadvocacy.bsky.social•62 days ago

The girlfriend is arranging this?!?!???????! MAGA are a different species

abpow.bsky.social•62 days ago

Groupon sex

gdub1972.bsky.social•62 days ago

HE HAD A COUPON, MAN!!! What a chunk of shit

allensgilbert.bsky.social•62 days ago

Surprised he didn't pull out a Groupon

damnedgoblin.bsky.social•62 days ago

Customer Appreciation week? Really?

It's not the most disgusting thing in the report, but it might be the most pathetic.

Remind me, what is the statute of limitations on raping children again? Can we act on any of this?

techdudekc.bsky.social•62 days ago

Age of consent in the Bahamas is 16 for straight sex, 18 for gay sex. So yeah, that’s in my search history now.

The real question is just how did the 17 year old girl find herself in the Bahamas? If taking a minor to another state is illegal, what’s the punishment when it’s another country?

prior-industry.bsky.social•62 days ago

He must have read "Art of the deal"

barely-sane.bsky.social•62 days ago

"Customer appreciation week." Gee, Matt, boxing day is coming up, you might get a 2 for 1 special. Brush off the Christmas ecstasy and buy a couple of vixens. Whoopee.

formergregsamsa.bsky.social•62 days ago

I refuse to believe Matt Gaetz could last an entire week. 'Customer appreciation minute' would've been sufficient.

larsbrown.bsky.social•62 days ago

"Feel bad for me. I only grew up in the Truman Show house uwu."

toomanydaves.bsky.social•62 days ago

Did he come up short?

judet.bsky.social•62 days ago

Absolutely Florida energy to demand a coupon be honored.

warmwestwind.bsky.social•62 days ago

Clients.

jashead.bsky.social•62 days ago

Did Gaetz not understand that anytime when you're paying it is supposed to be "customer appreciation day".

A creep, a cheapie, and a Congressman (I use the last word loosely)

strepsirrhini.bsky.social•62 days ago

This is just staying evergreen

rowyourbot.bsky.social•62 days ago

Oh, good LORD.

mrmbb.bsky.social•62 days ago

I dont see the problem: you collect a lot of points and once in awhile you redeem them

tmoney2007.bsky.social•62 days ago

J. Wellington Wimpy ass sex criminal.
"I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a sexual favor today..."

monax.bsky.social•62 days ago

Sorry Matt, only cops get freebies

brokeshealds.bsky.social•62 days ago

But this case was not worth pursuing, according to Merrick Garland, I guess.

stopmakingcents.bsky.social•62 days ago

Congressmen and women have to cut corners like the rest of us when they haven’t gotten a raise since 2009 🙁

jtunes6.bsky.social•62 days ago

Also...so Matt had his own Ghislaine Maxwell?

roslynn.bsky.social•62 days ago

The worst thing is that the bastard is not prosecuted.

nabalkattu.bsky.social•62 days ago

all searching RetailMeNot and https://Discountmoose.ca then texting random codes to them

vegspice.bsky.social•62 days ago

BIRTHDAY15

nabalkattu.bsky.social•62 days ago

"I'm sorry sir this is an Arbys"

murph508.bsky.social•62 days ago

Eww.

cissybgood67.bsky.social•60 days ago

He went to a hooker and haggled.... 🤦‍♀️

Good lord. 😂

emo4emus.bsky.social•62 days ago

Never been more proud to be a mountain goats fan

eschneider.bsky.social•62 days ago

Yeah, he's a cheap fuck.

nocash.bsky.social•62 days ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KNQRqAoT-2c

pushpins.bsky.social•62 days ago

Texting this to my sex trafficking contact

drdepth.bsky.social•62 days ago

😹

acasualobserver.bsky.social•62 days ago

Gaetz has explicitly shown that he considers himself to be privileged and above everyone else. A sex-worker discount must be his right as a member of that class.

ronickel.bsky.social•62 days ago

hes soooo smarmy

darthhellokitty.bsky.social•62 days ago

He wanted an extra punch on his loyalty card

rowan1980.bsky.social•62 days ago

He’s a Republican. Of course he’s a cheapskate.

kirmley.bsky.social•60 days ago

what's the big deal? dude just used his Frequent Fear of Flying Points, no?

patriciacampbell.bsky.social•62 days ago

Any idea who his 'then girlfriend' is?

reeseer83.bsky.social•62 days ago

His "son" Nestor's elder sister, if I'm not mistaken in my recollection.

patriciacampbell.bsky.social•62 days ago

Really? Holy sh*t, this just keeps getting better😂

patriciacampbell.bsky.social•62 days ago

Seriously?🤣🤣👇

neuroticbirdsfan.bsky.social•62 days ago

So what is the website that is mentioned? Just curious ….

premiumsteve.bsky.social•62 days ago

Use coupon code honey at checkout

honkytonkheart.bsky.social•62 days ago

Please please let's all start using "customer appreciation week" somehow

meehawl.com•62 days ago

Informal adoptions also skip annoying fees, haggling over payments, social workers and suitability/welfare evaluations: basically avoiding the whole Big Adoption deep nanny state on so many potential levels.

https://bsky.app/profile/drharmony.bsky.social/post/3ldyvexwtu22m

teegegend.bsky.social•62 days ago

How much do you need to spend on sex workers, that you can claim with a straight face that maybe it’s time for a “customer appreciation week”. Holy fucking shit.

ted808.bsky.social•62 days ago

take notes, DOGE!

theseminarcaller.bsky.social•62 days ago

Customer Appreciation Week!! 😂😂😂

Wouldn’t the correct verbiage be, John Appreciation Week?

mikusa.bsky.social•62 days ago

Pardon moi?

https://youtu.be/MScKeJLF0Tk

garethwatkins.bsky.social•62 days ago

What I'm getting from this event is that apparently the whole thing where he, a single man in his twenties, adopted a teenage boy was completely above board?

asocialstray.bsky.social•62 days ago

Bet they also trafficked the kid.

patriciacampbell.bsky.social•62 days ago

He plays for both teams😆

clups.bsky.social•62 days ago

"I've got a coupon," Gaetz, probably.

tmoney2007.bsky.social•62 days ago

In my mind he had like 14 partially filled out punch cards and he was trying to talk them into letting him combine some of them...

arnoldbogis.bsky.social•62 days ago

I always support being able to combine punch cards. What he was doing was so much worse...

eflarup.bsky.social•61 days ago

Yes. IMO a bit more surprising that he has his girlfriend ask for the discount (but what do I know about the formalities of these relationships)

cait.bsky.social•62 days ago

you know he tips like shit too

popezebbidiexii.bsky.social•62 days ago

Just the tip? Not even that

erngenc.bsky.social•62 days ago

Bold to assume he tips

beefygoblin.bsky.social•62 days ago

Just the tip

cpoche.bsky.social•62 days ago

No, I bet he tips badly but acts like he tips generously

darthhellokitty.bsky.social•62 days ago

He THINKS he tips generously

leslie-anne.bsky.social•58 days ago

It’s a rich guy thing. They are cheap. I’ve known a few and they will literally argue over 5 cents. Nonissue spending on themselves, but will always fight for a lower price for ANYTHING.

jpwilliams.bsky.social•62 days ago

As opposed to the Orange Gasbag, who simply wouldn't pay them at all.

silverdoe25.bsky.social•62 days ago

🤮

mikebsacks.bsky.social•62 days ago

Surprised he didn't offer a Groupon

ponchartrain.bsky.social•62 days ago

Asking for a volume discount, no doubt.

briarpatch.bsky.social•60 days ago

The customer always comes first.

davemwilburn.bsky.social•62 days ago

OK, but he really should get a discount on his Venmo payments if these lazy kids are just gonna be late all the time.

https://bsky.app/profile/paleofuture.bsky.social/post/3ldyitibk3k2r

bradlaney.bsky.social•62 days ago

Wow. The loseriest loser in Loserville.

beefygoblin.bsky.social•62 days ago

More of a customer appreciation week?

They’re sex workers. Not a dollar general.

norahwoodsey.com•62 days ago

“Customer appreciation week” oh my christ

akwingfield.bsky.social•62 days ago

Same, girl, same. I had to put my eyeballs back into my head after reading that.

patriciacampbell.bsky.social•62 days ago

Noooo kidding🙄🙄

violetrollergirl.com•62 days ago

Customer appreciation…WEEK? That feels pre-emptively overcompensating.

I'd bet Gaetz books an hour at a time and probably last minute.

maggiemcneill.bsky.social•62 days ago

You'd be surprised how common asking for a discount is; you would NOT be surprised how much it irritates us.

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