The only thing that is more effective than that is when they mixed prune juice and milk of magnesia together in a cup and made me drink it post bowel surgery.
One of the nurses told me the ultimate blow out concoction was cup of coffee, stick of butter, shot of prune juice +/- miralax and called it the ‘brown bomb’ or the ‘brown cow”
The chicken maple thing was so disgusting but i loved it. Made the entire store smell like McGriddle. It also gave a lot of baristas burns because the butter would melt and slide off the deli paper when you’d take it out of the oven. The Perfect product
One of my coworkers said the reason it's still being sold even after poor reception is bc starbucks signed a contract saying they had to sell it for like 3 years or something. So unfortunately it's not going away anytime soon :(
this was the only insane Starbucks thing that I loved. I need the oil, I am a normal human being, and my pants remain unshitted no matter what i am normal, please put the oil in my food i'm so normal oil i'm so oil
They’re losing it at Starbucks. Here you can see a Starbucks right next door to another Starbucks. Next, they’ll most likely put a Starbucks inside another Starbucks.
to be faaaair (bc i live near somewhere with this exact situation too) the starbys on the left is inside a grocery store, so is really inconvenient and more of an impulse purchase thing. the one on the right is the one people actually go to bc it's quick and probably has a drive thru
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It feels like one of those weird food pairings exactly one person in the world likes but is so convinced there are others who like it/will like it that they attempt to get others to try it
They put it on top of refreshers too, like one of the big things is putting it on top of a dragon drink or putting it on top of an iced matcha. I really wanna have a conversation with the drink designer… Just conversation nothing more 😀
You see it tastes OK when it's hot, especially if it's in an oat milk foam, but the after taste and texture is what gets me. Like going down it feels great but then you're left with an oily feeling in your mouth. Maybe I put too much oil when I made it during training, who knows
In the training videos they had it would cut to Italian Starbucks employees talking about how they were weirded out by the concept “at first” and proceeded to say “but when I tried it I liked it” like blink twice if you’re in danger familia
i was working at starbucks for that launch and we all got pins for the promotion. the packaging for the pins had some blurb on it jerking off howard schultz and talking about how hes such a genius for combining olive oil and coffee and making the poop potion
I once got this to happen just by dipping a dainty little piece of bread in a tiny little saucer olive oil with spices and fancy shit so I cannot imagine wtf would happen if you went fuck it we ball with throwing 2 tablespoons in your coffee
jfc I remember how hard the poor baristas had to push it too bc obviously no one was ordering it bc no one wanted to shit their pants on the way to work. what a trip.
we had a customer who would ask for an undertow sub partanna press, which is a pump of olive oil instead of vanilla. and it was so disgusting watching him shoot it back i actually felt nauseous
I once chugged a quart of olive oil on a bet (I got paid about $80 to do it) so when I saw those Starbucks advertisements I knew exactly what those people were headed for.
I was in my 20s, so probably. The time on the toilet was terrible, but honestly worse was the fact that I consumed something like 3,000 calories in a minute. I like got olive oil sweats, and I was radiating heat
Hah, I’m familiar with Drew and Great Moments in Poop History. I’m not sure my story is quite enough to make it, but I appreciate you (I guess!) thinking it might
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I still remember the taste. 😖
Were they out of castor oil???
*googles it*
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Please excuse me, I need to go die of laughter now.
Starbucks: Oh, we've got something even better!
still dumb tho
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