weed, sluts, bitches, jesus. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. then, everything changed when the jesus nation attacked. - ThreadSky

jbfromdc.bsky.social • 576 days ago

weed, sluts, bitches, jesus. long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. then, everything changed when the jesus nation attacked.

Comments

jimmylabe.bsky.social•575 days ago

jesus died for my sins and all i got was this lousy t-shirt.

slinktheweasel.bsky.social•575 days ago

Dude.. Jesus gave up a weekened for our sins.. I mean he was dead for what? three days.

And even if he did.. isn't that literally going back home to him?

jimmylabe.bsky.social•575 days ago

actually, my sin was giving jesus food poisoning. so he really did die for it.

bikechilliwack.bsky.social•575 days ago

He worked a STAT what more could you ask of him?

don1.bsky.social•576 days ago

Then there’s the terrifying hybrid of ‘slut Jesus’

mikesilvia.bsky.social•575 days ago

I love the fireside when all the lights are low, boomdeatta

brad.westness.cc•576 days ago

oceans are now battlefields

deerlady83.bsky.social•575 days ago

Jesus loved and defended sluts.

jbfromdc.bsky.social•575 days ago

of course! this isn’t about Jesus, it’s about Jesus Nation. Also it’s a ~*joke*~

deerlady83.bsky.social•575 days ago

I mean Jesus Nation doesn’t understand Jesus loved sluts. I was joking back with you. I don’t think Jesus would like Jesus Nation.

m.stubblefield.net•575 days ago

It certainly wasn’t the weed nation that was the aggressor

nicvatar.bsky.social•575 days ago

only the avatar master of all 4 elements could stop them…

stephhroche.bsky.social•576 days ago

😂😂

scribe.bsky.social•575 days ago

“I was there, Gandalf. I was there 2000 years ago.”

spandza.bsky.social•575 days ago

Sounds like a beginning of a joke W S B & J walk into a bar
😁

week4paug.net•576 days ago

I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

lostscot.bsky.social•575 days ago

Is this because Jesus loved all of the above?

fzzytiger.bsky.social•575 days ago

Yes… “missionaries”. I see their ruse 😒😒😒

desperatemarlas.bsky.social•576 days ago

Weed, sluts and bitches were always the backbone of the alliance

numb.comfortab.ly•576 days ago

JFC

mynachang.bsky.social•575 days ago

😂😂

k1m.bsky.social•576 days ago

Ha yes the four genders

reverendjesus.com•576 days ago

puppygrrls.bsky.social•576 days ago

damn you jesus Nation ..

albedo12.bsky.social•575 days ago

Just singing this over and over to myself, drawing out the Jeeeeesus each time.

whatsmypot.com•576 days ago

"bitches, sluts weed and jesus" sounds like a christian reggae-punk band

ljreign.bsky.social•575 days ago

😂😂😂

sonofraucous.bsky.social•576 days ago

Oh my god! I'm fucking dying here!

kasika.bsky.social•575 days ago

So after

Live
Laugh
Love

We've gone to
Weed
Wives
Witches

Ok then.

bipolarmario.bsky.social•576 days ago

This gave me serotonin today

freelander.bsky.social•575 days ago

This should be the new political compass

lovelokest.bsky.social•575 days ago

Pretty sure the actual Jesus would be cool with weed, sluts and bitches. And have a massive problem with those on the right who claim to follow him.

Jesus loves you and wants you to be happy.

jbfromdc.bsky.social•575 days ago

exactly

carlsmithwriter.bsky.social•576 days ago

as a former minister I can assure you that there was some cross pollination in the Jesus tribe and Sluts tribe.

yourotherleft.bsky.social•576 days ago

Thots and prayers.

carlsmithwriter.bsky.social•576 days ago

Hahaha perfect

nickmanwrites.bsky.social•576 days ago

Three were given to the Sluts; immortal, wisest, and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Weed Lords, great smokers and weedsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Bitches, who above all else desire power.