CLEAN YOUR WORK LAPTOPS PEOPLE. PLEASE. WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS SO FILTHY WTF IS THIS 😭
Love, sad HR person currently detailing a very nice company laptop covered in weird dirt and spit or some type of shit
Love, sad HR person currently detailing a very nice company laptop covered in weird dirt and spit or some type of shit
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Also this is very likely not spit. It is a body fluid though 🫣
I found from heart pills to psychotropes a lot of stuff behind the vents
"Yes"
"I'd like to get rid of some toxic waste"
"Business or private?"
"Business, we do IT"
"Electronics you can just bring to us"
"What about medication?"
"Why do you have medication trash?"
"…"
I can just hope it was not the last pill on a weekend. People need their meds.
I have been receiving absolute nightmare machines for a decade and I am still shocked at how gross some of these laptops come back. They're almost to the point where I do not want to re-deploy them to another person.
The first thing I would do before working on anyone’s device was pull out the isopropyl and a wipe rag. Everyone complimented my “extra mile“ to my boss, and he would always laugh because he knew the real reason.
Signed, your IT department.
I'd call out. Lol like now.
Go home and jump in the washing machine. 😂 Good luck!
Yeah shower away!
#disgusting
Clean your shit people
If you live like this, this is why you get sick all the time
They'd drop off their laptops to us and at best they'd be covered in greasy fingerprints and dried condiments
One person complained saying that we gave him his laptop back dirty
People would also leave a sticky note with their username and password for some reason. It was insane
Cleans AND evaporates! :-))
Her "ABSOLUTELY NOT" could be heard clearly on other continents.
Why are people the way that they are?! It's SOOOOO GROSSSSS!!! 🤢🤮
It was COVERED in skin flakes.
I’m not one to shame someone for having a medical condition, but I refused to clean it. We ended up scrapping it instead.
Some people use biometric 2FA, but have you tried biohazard 2FA?
I did not give them a choice on mouse pads. No reusing. Yuck.
Clean them inside and out!
It's three years 4 months old and holds less than an hour of charge. Supposedly to be replaced last year as it's off lease.
Forgive me if I don't care about its condition.
Use your phone's camera to see what's under your keyboard
Legitimately fucking terrifying sometimes lol.
I probably needed to hear this...
Thank you! 🫡
It’s hard to speak proper English as a second language for such technical procedures, autocorrect isn’t helping, and I’m thankful for corrections
https://bsky.app/profile/vonneudeck.com/post/3ljsrjsyfac25
Girls are NOT made of sugar and spice and all things nice.
About every third computer we had to report to school authorities. About every dozen or two we also had to report to the police.
Had to open the window, #grim.
So it gets mucky
I don’t want to eat my dinner off it
I want to write on it
(I have very clean plates)
👍😊