I got to hawk these at an event once, I went around with a bullhorn yelling "TWATWAFFLE! COME FOR TWATWAFFLES, LEAVE SATISFIED"
we let people order them "hot n ready" (butter & powdered sugar), "cuckold style" (whipped cream), with "red wings" (berry compote) or all 3.
They were, uh,
a hit
la pollería a spanish chain that sells these, and cock waffles, with a variety of topping options. cakes were not on the menu but they did have a few on display, this was in barcelona in 2022
One of my favorite things to imagine while living in Spain briefly was people inadvertently ordering dick sandwiches when they wanted chicken sandwiches.
I very specifically remember being offered cobalt blue truck nuts for wearing on one's crocs. I mean, if I wore crocs, I might, but that's not the point
Instagram has no idea what to advertise at me. For a while I was getting ads for Things That Look Like But Are Not Actually Sex Toys; more recently I’ve been getting ads for medical imaging equipment???
You have to be careful around anything with a microphone that connects to the internet or typing anything. Took weeks for Amazon to stop asking me if I still wanted the giant black d1ldo that my friend told Alexa to add to my shopping list.
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we let people order them "hot n ready" (butter & powdered sugar), "cuckold style" (whipped cream), with "red wings" (berry compote) or all 3.
They were, uh,
a hit
Um…ok
You could say that
I think maybe someone was inspired by the "blue waffle" thing from the early internet.
"Fashion"?
"Make it a cream pie by adding ice cream for only a dollar more!"
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