i remember how Nessy got the first time she saw Spam. & i was eating it straight from the can in my usual feral manner. "Go away Nessy! This is wet food for HUMANS"
i still gotta make some Spam Musubi one of these days
No see it was actually not even like that, he had heard about food poisoning and so he was feeling like he should make sure your food was safe by merely obtaining a sample. For testing
How could you take his spam? Poor Adonis. (Seriously former ferals can be hilarious about food. I remember seeing my boy dragging a chicken carcass around the corner just ahead of me once.
How can you yell at THAT FACE??? If--and I say IF--any Spam was taken, how can you deny that sweet little angel a bit of something to eat? You should give him more! Anything he wants.
If he allegedly “stole” said spam, and that’s a really big IF,as there’s no forensic evidence, why would you deny him delicious smelling spam after his years of street starving?! Cait-please rethink this libelous accusation. (Just in case, check to see Adonis hasn’t hidden his charcuterie for later)
When Hazel was young and fresh off the streets she stole a whole block of cheese from the table at a party. Dragged it away like it was an antelope and she a mighty lioness
When Betty Boop came back from being catnapped for a year, and only weighed 7 lbs, she snagged a WHOLE CHICKEN BREAST off my plate, dragged it across the room and I had to WRESTLE it from her because WE DO NOT DO THAT.
Pretty sure she survived that ordeal on Albertsons dumpster fried chicken.
I had a cat that loved beer. Any time I’d crack open a cold one he’d be there when I turned around begging for a “sip.” Heaven forbid I leave it unattended for 2 minutes: I’d come back to find him licking the top of the bottle.
He has the sweetest, most soulful face. I find myself thinking about his markings; does the white around his nose and collar constitute the cat equivalent of a mustache and full beard…? 🤔
Your honor! I object! You say my client stole a piece of spam, however where is the evidence?? All I hear is an accusation, and to convict, there must be proof beyond a reasonable doubt. My client is innocent until proven otherwise.
Your honor, there was no crime -- and if there was a crime, my client didn't do it -- and if my client did do it, my client had a legitimate reason for doing it -- and if my client didn't have a legitimate reason for doing it, do you even remember what we were talking about?
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JAIL!!! for ONE THOUSAND YEARS
i still gotta make some Spam Musubi one of these days
Instant pardon
Wait this can't be accusing him? Adonis is innocent. Full immunity. In the court of Paw
He's not necessarily angry, but he sure wants you to know that he is, at minimum, disappointed.
Pretty sure she survived that ordeal on Albertsons dumpster fried chicken.
It was HIS Spam
🎶Breaking the law, breaking the law🎶
The defense rests.