I suspect that he joins the HHS Secretary in ignorance of what an "Inverse Correlation" is.
Someone told him that self-ascribed nicknames celebrating male endowments correlated inversely with both physical realities and with sexual attractiveness, and he thought "Sweeeeeeeeet!"
texted a scathing message/questions to watters (never watched more than what some share but saw where you can text questions) so if anyone watches and he answers a question y’all feel you could have written let me know. I can’t watch this shit. Oh, here: (929) 286-7479
Is this real? Does Jesse think this nickname is good publicity for this kid? Possibly for Jesse’s low information, MAGA cult viewers, but for the rest of civilized society, that this kid thinks a nickname like “Big balls” is cool disqualifies him from so many things.
He needs to be well known. 😳
Cursory internet search says that his grandfather was a KGB double agent who was eliminated for his duplicity. If we must submit to teenage vandals, might we screen them more thoroughly?
it is beyond ridiculous that this boy is destroying our government and stealing our data and yet no one has any power to stop him.
It really is insane.
Don’t forget he was fired from a cybersecurity company for stealing data. AND boycott Lesser Evil popcorn, of which his dad is CEO. #BoycottLesserEvilPopcorn
Was that an actual Faux News chyron? Good lord, how embarrassing. This entire administration is perpetually reduced to middle school-aged boy sensibilities. There are no adults in the room. Ever.
oh we went through the way too much cologne stage but no 'stache...yet! Luckily he has a big sister who will not so delicately point out the cheeseball stuff. 😁
There’s an even more egregious version of this haircut that I saw all over Central Europe recently. Same thing, but shorter on the sides, and longer in the back. An aggravated mullet.
Broccoli cut blowout but he's put gel or something in it probably for the occasion to look more conservative. It's really popular among young boys right now and almost always looks terrible.
The same reason he uses his son as a human shield, so people think twice about attacking him...cuz look aren't those kids adorable?!?!? I hope Big Balls catches hands from someone he got fired.
Because these arrogant guys are inexperienced and don’t have the foresight to understand that *they’re* the ones actually committing the crimes, not Elon, and they’re the ones who are getting the blame/prison sentences
This would gutter-talk-shocking 😲 when decency was a common principle to which people aspired. 😔 Woe and Whoa ⚠️ Weaponized media infects society and kills for sport.
😂Seriously though, have any of them provided solid evidence gained through extensive investigation that demonstrates fraud/waste/abuse?
Fraud requires legal proof. Waste and abuse are more subjective judgments and they owe me, the taxpayer, hard examples of widespread incidents of said problems.
Remember before Donald Trump when Republicans were accusing everyone else for the “demoralization of America”? And now they get their news from a network that unironically puts the words Big Balls on screen. MAGA has rotted their brains and turned them into Nazi zombies. Not a thought of their own.
The celebration of obvious incompetence is part of the trolling and the public display of power. “Yes, we all know these people are incompetent, but I’m going to keep them in positions of power, and there’s nothing you can do about it”
WTF?? We have teenagers infiltrating all of our personal information and destroying our institutions?? (I know he’s really not a teen, but DAMN.) Just insane.
I look at this guy and I see EXACTLY the very worst example of over-confident, arrogant junior software engineers - who til this point in their lives have been the best engineer they know - and thus consider themselves indestructible and infallible.
(I have worked with these people)
I definitely get what you mean. : -)
A feeling I have with guys is: they know quite a lot, but fail to connect their very narrow, deep knowledge to the outside world, and are suffused with the attitude of 'a couple of all nighters and some LLM integration will do it'.
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[Yes, pun intended—or rather, intentional double entendre? Polysemy all around?]
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fictionalcharacters/images/b/b1/Butt-head.png/revision/latest?cb=20130908222014
All “for the lulz”.
🖕
Prove me wrong, kids! Prove me wrong!
Someone told him that self-ascribed nicknames celebrating male endowments correlated inversely with both physical realities and with sexual attractiveness, and he thought "Sweeeeeeeeet!"
*weirdly cathartic
He needs to be well known. 😳
Dude. You are my kinda people.
https://www.lesserevil.com
At least, I think that's the quote.
Ohhh ya It’s Big Balls 🙄🤪
It really is insane.
https://www.axios.com/2025/04/30/zelensky-trump-meeting-tougher-putin
Doc: What seems to be the problem?
Big Balls: I don't know Doc. Not sure why my testicles are so swollen.
WTF 🤬
Some crimes are too exceptional to forgive.
No excuses for this lad. No quarter.
Almost like they are lying.
Why wouldn't you file fraud charges if you have evidence of fraud?
Worst boy band ever.
It was already doing what the ElonJugend were claiming they'd do, only non-partisan and competent.
It turns out, "waste" isn't actually widespread.
https://www.gao.gov/
Fraud requires legal proof. Waste and abuse are more subjective judgments and they owe me, the taxpayer, hard examples of widespread incidents of said problems.
Nobody wants to know what all this was for in the end?
Ever had a large corporation steal your personal data for later use?
We'll all soon find out!
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-musk-s-protege-big-balls-is-grandson-of-executed-kgb-agent-report-says-b2703739.html
Not trustworthy at all.
(I have worked with these people)
Would love to hear the stories..
Got a case of HIV.
Good for big balls.
A feeling I have with guys is: they know quite a lot, but fail to connect their very narrow, deep knowledge to the outside world, and are suffused with the attitude of 'a couple of all nighters and some LLM integration will do it'.
Zero fraud. And they confuse “waste” with “spending that I knee jerk don’t like.”