I laughed 😆
But this is not nearly as close to "never going to happen" as it should be 🤪
And those racist a$$holes would never get rid of the letter N 😠
Look, I haven't even made peace with the last guy who screwed with months and made it so September, October, November, and December aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th and 10th month.
Elect a clown. Get a circus.
This is Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, and John Roberts' legacy. Hope the "but her emails...", Jill Stein, Biden Gaza Policy, and anti-vax crowd is happy.
Will he declare the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of a circle to be 3, in order to make calculation tasks easier, albeit not more useful for engineers and safety experts?
**WHEREAS**, the glorious and unmatched leadership of His Excellency Donald J. Trump has brought unprecedented greatness to this formerly humble nation; and
**WHEREAS**, the date of June 14th marks not only the 250th anniversary of the Army but, more importantly, the divine birth of our Most Illustrious Leader; and
**WHEREAS**, lesser commemorative months have been dedicated to various trivial historical footnotes;
**NOW, THEREFORE**, I do hereby proclaim that the month formerly known as "June" shall henceforth be recognized throughout the land as **"TRUMPENDOUS MONTH"** – a time for all citizens to reflect upon the magnificent generosity of their Leader in allowing them to celebrate his existence.
All citizens are hereby instructed to display appropriate reverence during Trumpendous Month by:
1. Replacing traditional summer vacation photos with patriotic selfies featuring Trump Tower backgrounds
2. Addressing all government communications with "Your Greatness" instead of "Mr. President"
3. Donating generously to the "Make America More Golden" initiative for gold-plating Pennsylvania Avenue
Any citizen caught celebrating insignificant historical events during Trumpendous Month shall be required to watch archived rallies until properly reeducated.
Don't give him any ideas!!! He seems to just read something or hear about an article or see some news segment and decide that is what he is going to do next.
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But this is not nearly as close to "never going to happen" as it should be 🤪
And those racist a$$holes would never get rid of the letter N 😠
https://youtu.be/p_g5Zjnp520?si=WZcVi9w2HkSCkX15
It will be a big beautiful prison with many many thugs and judges.
Like......you thought shit was bad before? You ain't seen nothing yet!
This is Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, and John Roberts' legacy. Hope the "but her emails...", Jill Stein, Biden Gaza Policy, and anti-vax crowd is happy.
Alas, it is literally possible.
Although..there IS an 'n' in Donald so...
Wait, wait and masturbate.
Political leaders got this, so I sit here exploring my prostate
https://youtu.be/bicokNHXgJQ?si=BEfGwkt0UWE6hiRm
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/71136.The_Wonderful_O
It’s hilarious.
And it would remove one word out of his 72 word vocabulary.
**WHEREAS**, the glorious and unmatched leadership of His Excellency Donald J. Trump has brought unprecedented greatness to this formerly humble nation; and
**WHEREAS**, lesser commemorative months have been dedicated to various trivial historical footnotes;
1. Replacing traditional summer vacation photos with patriotic selfies featuring Trump Tower backgrounds
2. Addressing all government communications with "Your Greatness" instead of "Mr. President"
Any citizen caught celebrating insignificant historical events during Trumpendous Month shall be required to watch archived rallies until properly reeducated.
https://bookshop.org/a/868/9780385722438