Then I have to admit it's true... I was thinking of things that get caught between your teeth and those who came to mind first. I won't be talking about the others
I usually hold with one hand, bite and pull strings off as I walk down the hall from the kitchen to my desk & end up eating 50% in bites instead of pieces bc I'm starving.
π bc in my other hand I'm carrying the rest of my food.
Every time I eat one for lunch at work this happens. And every time I think about Ryan on the office telling Toby on The Office around age 11 he just started going for it (string cheese).
I mean, yea. It's nothing but an unfried mozz stick. Why waste the time peeling it for tasteless little strands when you can just bite a big hunk of tastiness instead?
Itβs perfectly acceptable, however, a common mistake is assuming that combined strings create the βstring,β but in fact youβre chomping on rope cheese, eating many, many strings at once.
I say im lactose intolerant so do whatever the fuck you want *psssst* cheddar is lactose free so enjoy cheddar to your hearts content my lactose intolerant brethren!
Yup! I was depressed for a while cus i couldn't have any chesse until a LITERALLY chesse maker told me Cheddar was lactose free! It brought so much joy to my life! Cheddar quesadillas and cheddar grilled chesse are the best things this world has to offer to someone who is lactose intolerant π
Depends on my mood? Am I having a relaxed snack? Then we peel and savor. Am I in a hurry or just in a place where I need food now? Then chomp chomp, yβall.
Now yall don't come too hard for my bsky momma leave her alone π€not her fault she has β¨οΈacquired tasteβ¨οΈand you don't π€£ (don't worry ik you guys are joking I too am joking π) but she does have acquired taste I stand fully behind her ways of eating string cheese. If you get it you get it fr π―
Sometimes, I peal them and give myself walrus teeth, or really long Dracula teeth and sometimes I peal them and wrap them around fries or tots or nuggets. Just depends. Also sometimes I donβt peal them at all. Depends.
Hooligan! Here's a cheese offering not only sustenance but a hecka of a fun activity and you choose to be a barbarian. If the pearly gates are made of cheese like I hope they are, you will have much to answer for.
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Would I do it? No but damnit I shall defend your right to do it to my death! Or at least to my very mild inconvenience!
I still love you though.
QUIT PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD π
Mine wants it rolled up in a tortilla and popped in the air fryer.
Like hello? My time is valuable π
I also like to eat them paired specifically with BBQ potato chips. What do you have to say about that?!
My confusion is you are missing out on the fun part of that food!
https://youtu.be/X_AOwrXev60?si=bsDH1AqG7zC9SA_B
And this is coming from someone who lives in cheese land (Wisconsin)
Lol
Every time I eat one for lunch at work this happens. And every time I think about Ryan on the office telling Toby on The Office around age 11 he just started going for it (string cheese).
wait, i do NOT do thatβ¦.
only block cheese.
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https://youtu.be/atxUuldUcfI?si=rXuAZJN1j7VdPQp1
Nah, I'm kidding. It's your food, eat it however works.
I switch mine up from time to time.
Armenian string cheese: peel into shreds
no but srsly love you amanda but wtf why must you do this π©π©π