knife: my job is to cut spoon: my job is to scoop potato masher: my job is to prevent you from opening the drawer - ThreadSky

loveandbarley.bsky.social • 152 days ago

knife: my job is to cut

spoon: my job is to scoop

potato masher: my job is to prevent you from opening the drawer

Comments

evilmastermind.bsky.social•152 days ago

Praise Anoia!

matilda-mashauri.bsky.social•152 days ago

lol 😂

lilyrespair.bsky.social•152 days ago

Never been truer words written.

jrtomlin.bsky.social•151 days ago

LOL so true

phasmatic.bsky.social•152 days ago

Get a food mill and keep it with your mixing bowls.

andykiko.bsky.social•151 days ago

Well worth having one though for the 6 times a decade you can be arsed making mash

mtar925.bsky.social•152 days ago

That's not his job just an avocation.

finaldad.bsky.social•152 days ago

Also good for mashing avocados

dartmanx.bsky.social•151 days ago

Ditto mashing blackberries for jam.

loveandbarley.bsky.social•152 days ago

Making mashed potatoes with a mortar and pestle

jpolypi.bsky.social•152 days ago

I've stored mine upright in a cabinet for years. Blissfully unstuck drawers and no irritation at the masher's passive aggressive BS.

queenofattolia.bsky.social•152 days ago

The truth of this is breathtaking.

remembersonly.bsky.social•151 days ago

lol a good reminder that I have an unfinished todo list, with the top item, figure out how to unstick the drawer of seldom used kitchen utensils 😂

thevampirelestat13.bsky.social•152 days ago

That's why that bastard lives in an old giant bier stein next to the stove with a few of my favorite spoons/spatulas. Yes. I am that adult.

I love that masher because I love the taters, but playing the drawer game pissed me off one too many times.

ajahbri.bsky.social•151 days ago

YES!

eileen4ever.bsky.social•152 days ago

My bachelor cousin wound up bending a potato masher in half. “No one ever told me you had to cook the potatoes first!”

sladeofyaupon.bsky.social•151 days ago

you *gotta* hang it from a hook

ranmizaro.bsky.social•151 days ago

A knife was the reason I had to take the drawer apart. Because it got stuck. So I'd say it's a 0.004% occurrence.

keatiki.bsky.social•151 days ago

Pratchett named her... Goddess Anoia.

joanwestenberg.com•151 days ago

Spork: don’t hold my beer, I can hold everything/anything/all things

carolyngriffiths.bsky.social•151 days ago

Job shared with soup ladle 🤣

ritaman.bsky.social•128 days ago

They're definitely in cahoots!

numb.comfortab.ly•152 days ago

Always reminds me of my most meaningful Mastodon conversation. https://bsky.app/profile/numb.comfortab.ly/post/3k5irztl3un2r

bzmac.bsky.social•151 days ago

😹

complemental.bsky.social•151 days ago

Words matter and idioms don’t

loveandbarley.bsky.social•152 days ago

Love this

karin.kallmaker.com•151 days ago

My potato/avocado masher is cooperative. The spatulas, however...

madroc.bsky.social•152 days ago

And that is truly its sole function, since I have a mixer that is much better for making mashed potatoes. But I can’t get rid of it, it’s in the rules.

delightw2023.bsky.social•152 days ago

I thought that was the job of the whisk.

billstewart.bsky.social•151 days ago

Biscuit cutter interacts really well with the potato masher and whisks.

loveandbarley.bsky.social•152 days ago

And the accidentally opened tongs

elitistsemicolon.bsky.social•152 days ago

And the slightly warped pancake flipper

bibulb.com•151 days ago

THIIIIIIIIS

colorbombvelma.bsky.social•152 days ago

Put ours in a can w/ other cooking tools on the counter; now the enormous BBQ / grill spatula does that job at our house.

tootswoot.bsky.social•152 days ago

🎯

vicozandy.bsky.social•151 days ago

I have a ladle dungeon for evil drawer cutlery.

vancitymark.bsky.social•151 days ago

Sacred implement of the Goddess Anoia.

cacrisalves.bsky.social•151 days ago

🤭

virginiagjh.bsky.social•152 days ago

This is the funniest and truest point

vtheobscure.bsky.social•146 days ago

All hail Anoia *rattles drawers*

anthonysmaroon.bsky.social•152 days ago

Spatula: hold my beer masher

😂😂

underwearbeach.bsky.social•151 days ago

I feel seen

loveandbarley.bsky.social•151 days ago

are you a potato masher

underwearbeach.bsky.social•151 days ago

I ALSO MASH OTHER THINGS

outseide.bsky.social•151 days ago

This made me LOL. Thank you

nostikvvvibes.bsky.social•152 days ago

loveandbarley.bsky.social•152 days ago

I'm getting some notifications about this one

moeottis.bsky.social•152 days ago

Don’t be so dismissive, a potato masher broke me out of a Guatemalan prison back in ‘99

neiljrm.bsky.social•152 days ago

Devils own creation

debby64.bsky.social•152 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

ladywicket.bsky.social•151 days ago

😂😂😂 it definitely is winning at this in my house

loveandbarley.bsky.social•151 days ago

just doing it's job 🙂‍↕️

shakesfirst.bsky.social•152 days ago

Anoia knows you well.

jenmsft.bsky.social•152 days ago

twug.bsky.social•152 days ago

Ditto spatulas.

schrodingersace.bsky.social•152 days ago

Nah, that's not it's job, that's it's passion

botany.bsky.social•151 days ago

that's unfair, the potato masher is also there to make smashburgers blitzed out of your skull at three AM

loveandbarley.bsky.social•151 days ago

fun fact you can use any pot lid slightly smaller than the pan to smash your burger too

botany.bsky.social•151 days ago

ah jaysus 3AM here i come

tracysaverino.bsky.social•93 days ago

😂🤣

jonocarpenter.bsky.social•150 days ago

In a court hearing on a marae yesterday. During the pōwhiri as the Judge was giving his mihi there was a scraping sound across the paepae, like a serial killer dragging an axe in a horror film...

...preschooler appears in the door dragging a commercial potato masher back and forth.

It was awesome.

kkinsf.bsky.social•150 days ago

Never put the potato masher in a drawer. It belongs in the pesky utensils container on the counter.

agoodcitizen.bsky.social•151 days ago

🎯

bsky.pickpear.com•152 days ago

lol

edrybicki.bsky.social•151 days ago

ikespelledwrong.bsky.social•152 days ago

It is up to you what utensils are and are not potato mashers.

loveandbarley.bsky.social•152 days ago

so true

summersroxane.bsky.social•151 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

joparkerbear.bsky.social•150 days ago

@favskeet.bsky.social 😂

ratonez1973.bsky.social•151 days ago

it happens in all cultures and languages

scorpion233.bsky.social•151 days ago

😀😃😄😆😂😂😂😂😂!!

happysnarkygal.bsky.social•152 days ago

Facts.

joannadenni.com•152 days ago

This folding potato masher has been a kitchen drawer game changer

freevia3.com•152 days ago

hate to advertise but I own this too and my only problem with it is that when I'm done, it's difficult to wipe all of the leftover off of it with a spatula or finger and into my mouth so some gets rinsed off and not consumed