That is takes millions of years to evolve is our real problem. MAGA are outright refusing to evolve, taking forever, and holding us back. You might have the right idea going somewhere nicer to wait, because the waiting is the hardest part.
Well I hope you will pick something very large with lots of teeth. And I suggest the water is around Scandinavia. Especially now that the US is allowing dumping of raw sewage back into the ocean.
For this cycle, perhaps. But human technology has sent bacteria to Mars and asteroids that have likely survived. The seeds for the next cycle have been planted, our job is done. Rest easy, knowing our purpose was fulfilled.
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Douglas Adams
I'm already cold-blooded, and I have a thick skin.
But I wouldn't mind being able to squirt blood out of my eyes as an asshole deterrent.
My offspring will eat plastic, shit crypto, and communicate solely through conspiracy theories.
And they shall THRIVE!
Now I know why - my brain is like 'This is your world. You were never meant to be a fish out of water'
See ya in the sea!
*fin slaps*
The problem is that too few have evolved.
We can blame religious authoritarians for that.