Y'all I had to check to see if this is a real news story. It is! The son's remains were found in a treehouse and this was four years after he "went missing."
Read the treehouse part and figured child, right? Nope 28 year old dude at a place his father (who was 74 when he died) used to live at. Such a weird goddamn story.
Medical examiner believes that the body believed to be the son who disappeared (though was not reported missing) 4 years ago might have only been dead for several months.
Wait until you hear about the one in South Carolina where a woman was found murdered surrounded by rose petals. It turns out that a concert pianist who was friends with her ex, killed her because she and her fiance were running a kiddie porn ring starring her daughter.
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He kilt his son?
Springfield
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2025/03/26/atlanta-bagpiper-scuba-diving-hawaii-missing-son/82673934007/
https://bsky.app/profile/youngkeebler.bsky.social/post/3lld3ilm2bk2m
Which...wow.
Somehow even worse
okay reading the rest of this it was his second mistake
👓
... under pressure
“Ok, not that long. That’s too much breathing. Let’s get it moving.”
Nope, not any more strange.
Editor: “oh it’s fuckin going in there, Brad!”
Dad - Here's a definitely not poison laced energy drink for you to enjoy
Son - ☠️