I got on the waiting list, and one day, Bsky sent me a golden ticket email.
Turns out the Bluesky waiting list was a much shorter wait than the Packers season ticket line, which I will be on until the heat death of the universe.
It *does* immediately introduce you to a crowd of night-dwelling bloodsuckers with a life-or-death investment in a weird hierarchy and arcane customs who spend most of their time in deeply byzantine power struggles.
If it helps, I’m the vampire who just wants to be left alone. Screw the weird hierarchy and customs I don’t care about, gimme Mike’s Hard Lemonade and call me in the morning.
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Turns out the Bluesky waiting list was a much shorter wait than the Packers season ticket line, which I will be on until the heat death of the universe.
Martha… 🧛♀️🫦🩸😉😁
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If ever you Skeet for Aid and I fail to assist, may my humble presence be returned to suffer in the wilds of Xeeter from whence you found me.
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The goth is manifesting
Hey @scarzzypan.bsky.social I guess I'm your sire now
https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Sire
https://bsky.app/profile/mcnees.bsky.social/post/3juw4frfq5q2t
Awww man, are we fucking Louis?!
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